posted by AcidBanter
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it ikan atau fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.
As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing - If I - If I - were King!
Each rabbit would tampil respect to me. The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would tampil compash
For every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
Monarch of all I survey -- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I survey!