Demotivational KND posters

Drip. Drip. Groggily, Kacey woke up. Something cold and wet continued to drip on her. At first she thought her puppy, Toby, was drooling on her. But, no, he was sleeping in numbuh threes room tonight. As numbuh 7 got up from her tempat tidur to investigate, she glanced up at the ceiling. Fat droplets of water were dripping down. Stopping only for a detik to change out of her PJ's, she rushed out of the room as fast as possible.
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    As a roaring storm raged outside, the children coward within. It was the morning after the...

Now, there were seven vampires. (including The Count) The Toilenator thought it was cool. He ran around saying: "I vant to suck your blood!" Kacey watched. It was dumb. Then, she headed to the Girls' bath room.
"It's aman, brankas to come out now." Kacey said. Megan and Abby came out. Maddy was over-joyed to see them.
"I sprayed this dumb vampire guy with mustard!" She told her sister. Megan pretended to like it. Then, Wally snuck up on them.
"BOO!" He said. Everyone jumped back. Wally got a laugh out of Kuki and Kiki.
"Quit messing around, Vally!" Christian said. "Ve have to make our army bigger!"...

The vicar had been speaking for what felt like a full hour. Tommy was half asleep, along with Abigail’s 7-year-old niece, AJ (Short for Abigail Junior. She also has a sister called CJ-Short for Cree Junior) the service was almost over. Hoagie and Abby both berkata their wedding vows. Hoagie went first. He said:
“Abigail, ever since I first laid my eyes on you, when I was placed in your sector when we were in the Kids selanjutnya Door, I immediately knew that anda would be the one for me. I will admit that I was trying to keep it a secret from you, but now I can honestly say I cinta YOU!”
It was then...

Abby had been clinging to the pohon for the past several hours. About 3 hours earlier, the beruang got tired of growling, roaring and being all around...um...bear-ish, and decided to take a nap. This gave her the chance to slowly climb down and make a run for it. She had quietly made it about 3/4 of the way down when Kuki skipped towards the big pohon and shouted: "AAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBYYY! Abby! Yoo-hoo, AaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaBbBbbbbbbbBBBBYYyy!!!" She cringed as the beruang started waking up. Kuki merrily skipped to her teammate, and bombarded her with questions. "Where have anda been? Why didn't you...

"HOLY CRAP, WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
"We are NOT gonna die! Moon Base must be having their own attack."
"Yeah, but our normal villains aren't SERIAL KILLERS!"
The argument went on for about 10 minutes.
"LISTEN UP!" Kacey yelled. "I learned about this guy. He's just a clown who killed himself 20 years ago. Legend says: He can take the form of a mortal to easily kill his victims. But why does he want to kill people? He wants to get revenge on the family who hired him in the first place."
"Well, then why is he after US?" Megan asked.
"Maybe one of us is related to the family somehow." Hoagie said.
"Or...