"Just walk away." Kacey said. "We don't wanna piss him off-"
"HI KYLE!" Raleigh yelled.
Kacey slapped her forehead.
"What the-?" Kyle turned around. He saw the three standing there, two bug-eyed, and one waving her hand violently.
"Kyle, we're solving a mystery. Don't bother us." Kacey said. Raleigh remembered about the mystery and ran up to Kyle and questioned him.
"Where were anda about a half jam ago?" Raleigh asked in a British accent.
"Um, I was at my house...?" Kyle said. Kacey did the hand gesture to Raleigh telling her to stop.
"Did anda rip up the pelangi Monkeys?" Raleigh asked.
"What's a pelangi Monkey?!" Kyle yelled. "And what are anda creeps doing here?"
"Well, 1) A stuffed, plush, huggable monster. And 2) This is OUR meeting place." Kacey said.
"Yeah." David said.
"Oh," Kyle said. "Wow, a pelangi Monkey sounds disturbing."
Kacey nodded.
"Well, it's football practice and I gotta go." Kyle said. "Bye."
"Thank God he left." Kacey said. "Let's go." Then, her cell phone rang.
"CRAP!" Raleigh said. "I was just about to pertanyaan him about his fat and ugliness!"
David snickered.
"What's that?" He asked. He pointed to a piece of berwarna merah muda, merah muda felt covered in stuffing.
"Hold on, Kiki." Kacey berkata into her iPhone. She grabbed the felt.
"What is it?" Raleigh asked.
"Rainbow Monkey felt." Kacey answered. "I'd recognize it ANYWHERE."
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"Well, first we gotta scan the area for finger prints." Wally said. He picked up a piece of shredded pelangi Monkey and looked at it hard.
"That's not how anda find finger prints, Sparkle Butt!" Abby said. She snatched he piece of RM and tossed it on the floor. "You need a machine."
Wally got a look.
"NO! NOT 'FUN N' THE SUN' pelangi MONKEY!" Kuki screamed. She was still crying. Then, she saw her absolute most favoritest pelangi Monkey ever (an jeruk, orange one covered in kisses and lipstick) shredded.
That was the loudest scream in the world.
I bet even Ramon 4 on Saturn heard it.
"Kuki! Calm down!" Wally yelled. He felt like one of California's earthquakes had reached them. (Which happens a lot in Arizona)
"Calm down?" Kuki yelled. "CALM DOWN? MY favorit pelangi MONKEY WAS RIPPED AND anda WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?!" Kuki shrieked.
"Ugh, I bet Kacey, David, and Raleigh are having much lebih luck than us." Abby said.
"Hey! Don't give up yet! We just started." Wally said.
"You are really in this bet with Kacey, aren't you?" Abby asked. Wally snarled.
"I'm gonna win. She'll see. You'll all see!" Wally screamed. He laughed manically and left the room.
"Nutcase." Abby said.
"Hey, guys." Hoagie berkata gloomily.
"What happened to you?" Abby asked.
"I just got blown off oleh all of my matches on KNDmatch.com." Hoagie said.
"You actually tried that place?" Abby asked.
"Yeah." Hoagie said. "And none of them are as good as Megan."
"You've got to let her go." Abby said. Then, the doorbell rang. Hoagie left to go get it.
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"Yes?" Hoagie opened the door. Megan, Maddy, and Kiki were in the door-way.
"Outta my way!" Kiki yelled shoving Hoagie. "Those poor monkeys!" She ran upstairs.
Megan eyed Hoagie and walked past him. Maddy was all 'Splee!'-ish.
"And I was all 'Bum, bum, bum!' on gitar Hero!" Maddy said. "And then I watched Big Time Rush!
"Ugh, Maddy, shut up." Megan said.
"Um, aren't anda guys ALWAYS here?" Hoagie tried to act normal.
"Yes." Megan berkata sternly.
"Well, fine." Hoagie said.
"Fine."
"Good."
"Good!"
"SHUT UP!" Maddy yelled. Wally was over in the dapur mixing a bunch of different foods, sodas, and spices into a bowl.
"What are anda doing?" Megan asked.
"Creating a secret formula!" Wally yelled. "MUHAHAHAHA!"
"OK, anda have serious mental problems." Maddy said. She went over and whiffed the 'formula'.
She nearly passed out.
"Dude, what does that thing contain?" Maddy asked.
"Oh, turkey, cheese, milk, bread, cinnamon, barbeque sauce, mint, chicken blood, and penyelidik, ferret pee." Wally said.
Megan's tan face became green. "Why, Wally? Why must anda kill us all?" She begged.
"I'm not using it to kill anda guys, stupid. I'm using it to check finger prints!" Wally said.
Megan gave him a weird look. "Are anda sure anda know what you're doing?"
"Nonsense." Wally said. "I'm not an idiot."
Hoagie snickered.
"You think so?" Megan asked.
"Yes."
"Ernt! WRONG!" Megan yelled.
"Oh, shut up." Wally snarled. "After I add this tape of all the Total Drama episodes known to man, WE SHALL HAVE FINISHED!" He madly poured in a tape marked Property of Cartoon Network into the mixture and stirred it up. Everyone got the O_O face and stepped back.
The mixture exploded in Wally's face.
Maddy laughed hysterically and Hoagie and Megan tried hard not to.
But how couldn't they?
"Stop laughing, mortals!" Wally yelled. "You'll see! You'll all see!"
And he stormed outside.
"Who wants to pour the mixture on Wally?" Maddy asked.
"Let him cool down before anda piss him off again." Hoagie said.
"Yeah, we sure wouldn't want THAT to happen." Mega snickered.
And they just enjoyed each other's laughter.
Very peacefully.
"HI KYLE!" Raleigh yelled.
Kacey slapped her forehead.
"What the-?" Kyle turned around. He saw the three standing there, two bug-eyed, and one waving her hand violently.
"Kyle, we're solving a mystery. Don't bother us." Kacey said. Raleigh remembered about the mystery and ran up to Kyle and questioned him.
"Where were anda about a half jam ago?" Raleigh asked in a British accent.
"Um, I was at my house...?" Kyle said. Kacey did the hand gesture to Raleigh telling her to stop.
"Did anda rip up the pelangi Monkeys?" Raleigh asked.
"What's a pelangi Monkey?!" Kyle yelled. "And what are anda creeps doing here?"
"Well, 1) A stuffed, plush, huggable monster. And 2) This is OUR meeting place." Kacey said.
"Yeah." David said.
"Oh," Kyle said. "Wow, a pelangi Monkey sounds disturbing."
Kacey nodded.
"Well, it's football practice and I gotta go." Kyle said. "Bye."
"Thank God he left." Kacey said. "Let's go." Then, her cell phone rang.
"CRAP!" Raleigh said. "I was just about to pertanyaan him about his fat and ugliness!"
David snickered.
"What's that?" He asked. He pointed to a piece of berwarna merah muda, merah muda felt covered in stuffing.
"Hold on, Kiki." Kacey berkata into her iPhone. She grabbed the felt.
"What is it?" Raleigh asked.
"Rainbow Monkey felt." Kacey answered. "I'd recognize it ANYWHERE."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Well, first we gotta scan the area for finger prints." Wally said. He picked up a piece of shredded pelangi Monkey and looked at it hard.
"That's not how anda find finger prints, Sparkle Butt!" Abby said. She snatched he piece of RM and tossed it on the floor. "You need a machine."
Wally got a look.
"NO! NOT 'FUN N' THE SUN' pelangi MONKEY!" Kuki screamed. She was still crying. Then, she saw her absolute most favoritest pelangi Monkey ever (an jeruk, orange one covered in kisses and lipstick) shredded.
That was the loudest scream in the world.
I bet even Ramon 4 on Saturn heard it.
"Kuki! Calm down!" Wally yelled. He felt like one of California's earthquakes had reached them. (Which happens a lot in Arizona)
"Calm down?" Kuki yelled. "CALM DOWN? MY favorit pelangi MONKEY WAS RIPPED AND anda WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?!" Kuki shrieked.
"Ugh, I bet Kacey, David, and Raleigh are having much lebih luck than us." Abby said.
"Hey! Don't give up yet! We just started." Wally said.
"You are really in this bet with Kacey, aren't you?" Abby asked. Wally snarled.
"I'm gonna win. She'll see. You'll all see!" Wally screamed. He laughed manically and left the room.
"Nutcase." Abby said.
"Hey, guys." Hoagie berkata gloomily.
"What happened to you?" Abby asked.
"I just got blown off oleh all of my matches on KNDmatch.com." Hoagie said.
"You actually tried that place?" Abby asked.
"Yeah." Hoagie said. "And none of them are as good as Megan."
"You've got to let her go." Abby said. Then, the doorbell rang. Hoagie left to go get it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Yes?" Hoagie opened the door. Megan, Maddy, and Kiki were in the door-way.
"Outta my way!" Kiki yelled shoving Hoagie. "Those poor monkeys!" She ran upstairs.
Megan eyed Hoagie and walked past him. Maddy was all 'Splee!'-ish.
"And I was all 'Bum, bum, bum!' on gitar Hero!" Maddy said. "And then I watched Big Time Rush!
"Ugh, Maddy, shut up." Megan said.
"Um, aren't anda guys ALWAYS here?" Hoagie tried to act normal.
"Yes." Megan berkata sternly.
"Well, fine." Hoagie said.
"Fine."
"Good."
"Good!"
"SHUT UP!" Maddy yelled. Wally was over in the dapur mixing a bunch of different foods, sodas, and spices into a bowl.
"What are anda doing?" Megan asked.
"Creating a secret formula!" Wally yelled. "MUHAHAHAHA!"
"OK, anda have serious mental problems." Maddy said. She went over and whiffed the 'formula'.
She nearly passed out.
"Dude, what does that thing contain?" Maddy asked.
"Oh, turkey, cheese, milk, bread, cinnamon, barbeque sauce, mint, chicken blood, and penyelidik, ferret pee." Wally said.
Megan's tan face became green. "Why, Wally? Why must anda kill us all?" She begged.
"I'm not using it to kill anda guys, stupid. I'm using it to check finger prints!" Wally said.
Megan gave him a weird look. "Are anda sure anda know what you're doing?"
"Nonsense." Wally said. "I'm not an idiot."
Hoagie snickered.
"You think so?" Megan asked.
"Yes."
"Ernt! WRONG!" Megan yelled.
"Oh, shut up." Wally snarled. "After I add this tape of all the Total Drama episodes known to man, WE SHALL HAVE FINISHED!" He madly poured in a tape marked Property of Cartoon Network into the mixture and stirred it up. Everyone got the O_O face and stepped back.
The mixture exploded in Wally's face.
Maddy laughed hysterically and Hoagie and Megan tried hard not to.
But how couldn't they?
"Stop laughing, mortals!" Wally yelled. "You'll see! You'll all see!"
And he stormed outside.
"Who wants to pour the mixture on Wally?" Maddy asked.
"Let him cool down before anda piss him off again." Hoagie said.
"Yeah, we sure wouldn't want THAT to happen." Mega snickered.
And they just enjoyed each other's laughter.
Very peacefully.