Merry natal

NOTE:I know this isn't exactaly Christmas...but still it's like yeah...You get my point. AND this isn't ment to offend anyone.


Intro: Ok, this a, this is a song, that uh, theres alot of natal songs out there, and uh, not
too many Hanukkah songs, so I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish
kids who dont get to hear any Hanukkah songs--here we go...

Put on your yarmulka, here comes Hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one hari of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

But when you're the only kid in town without a Christmas...

All I Want for natal is You
Mariah Carey

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the natal tree
I just want anda for my own
More than anda could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for natal is you

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the presents
Underneath the natal tree

I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on natal day

I just want anda for my own
More than anda could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want...

So Christmas, to me, is a very strange thing. In past years, the excitement has dimmed, the spirit-- though still present-- has become repetitive, and the gifts-- both giving and receiving-- receive lebih and lebih disappointed reactions. Basically, it has been slowly, but steadily losing its flavor. And while, a few years ago, I watched Taylor Momsen sing away in the new Grinch movie and wondered the same thing she did, my ending wasn't as cathartic as hers.

Eventually, though, I came to accept that natal just wasn't like it was for me ten years ago. When my brother would sneak into my room...