Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...
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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.
"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.
"Hey, your my favorit pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.
"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, tampilkan that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural.
"What, anda call the shots now Klebitz?" Buck said, and with that he took out a walkie talkie.
"Hey Victor, appearently I'm no longer calling the shots. Destory everything, and.. Cut Dash for me while your at i-"
"No! NO!" Johnny cried.
"Put a hold on that.. (looks at Johnny, smirking) anda say something?"
"... Your calling the shots." Johnny said, holding in his anger.
Buck chuckled.
"Victor, good news, I'm back in charge.. (quitely) Yeah, don't kill Dash. I need her alive"
"So.. anda found it?" Buck asked, putting the walkie talkie away.
"No, but I'm almost there" Johnny said.
"Almost there sir" Buck said.
"What, seriously?" Johnny groaned.
Buck grabbed the walkie talkie again.
"Fine, fine, almost there, sir" Johnny said, holding in anger.
"Beautiful, I'll be waiting" Buck said, and left.
Johnny gulped as he looked down the waterfall, realizing he had to jump it to find that damn knife.
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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:
Johnny, after finally finding the pisau known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, finds nothing but Buck's radio.
"Your not here!" Johnny berkata angrily.
"Not this time mate.. anda have it?" Buck's voice asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin pisau anda wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.
"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.
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Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his kemeja and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any jawaban to it.
"Haha, anda have it.. Gve it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.
"... Dash first" Johnny berkata sternly, holding the pisau out of Buck's reach.
"Very well." Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".
Johnny dropped the pisau on the table, grabbed the key, and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.
Buck: anda gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!
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Johnny heads down to the basement, finding a barely clothed Dashlene Lucia, her hair all messy, and she's shaking back and forth as she's sitting on Buck's shitty mattress. She's a usually a tough costumer, so this is rare.
"DASH!" Johnny cried, running over to the clearly traumatized girl. He tried putting a hand on her shoulder, but Dash flinches away from him, thinking it was Bambi "Buck" Hughes.
"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny Klebitz, and gently grabbed him.
"Johnny, anda gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.
"I'm getting anda out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her. And putting his lost MC sweater around her, leaving him with his white tank puncak, atas from underneath.
"Yeah? anda promise? anda have to promise!" Dash said, her voice clearly shaken up.
"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.
Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them, not even wearing pants now.
This was actually pretty unnerving. Not the no pants part, well it still kinda is, but lebih because, Johnny has only been down here for less than a minute. How did hell did Buck come all the way downstairs, without making a sound, in such a sort amount of time. Maybe Buck IS somewhat supernatural. And that's how he kept finding Johnny.
But Johnny wasn't thinking about that. Johnny finally had enough of this asshole, and his sight started turning red, like Trevor Phillips on rampage mode.
"You berkata she can leave, anda fuck" Johnny said, so angry that he was almost sounding calm, and speaking with closed teeth.
"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.
"What are anda talking abo-
"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to tampil my graditude.. anda know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, oleh hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.
Johnny grabbed a nearby knife, pointing it at Buck.
"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny berkata under his teeth. His breath becoming louder and angrier each second, till he was almost growling.
"You are when I say anda are.. I'll take anda bloody if anda like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments. Though lebih of a chuckle.
Johnny was now even 'more' angry, and charged at Buck with the knife, shouting. "DIEE! anda SICK SON OF A BITCH!"
Buck, with his military expirence easily overpowered Johnny, knocking him down the first few times, even laughing as he said, "This is some fucked up fourplay, eh?"
Johnny grabs at the dragoon knife, slowly pointing it at Buck, as the way Buck's eyes kept repeatedly looking at the pisau and than at Johnny, he actually showed some level of actual worry.
Unfortantely for Buck, his worry was correct. Johnny headbutts Buck, and uses this distaction to force the pisau into Buck's throat, the blade sticking out from the back end. As Buck struggles to breath. Johnny uses the pisau he found, stabbing it though the side of Buck's brain.
After a detik of pause, Johnny rips the pisau silver dragoon pisau out of Buck's throat, even decapitating him in the process. And Johnny gives a spartan kick at Buck's headless body, and it goes flying in the air, and lands a few feet away from Johnny.
"Asshole." Johnny berkata to the dead Buck, while catching his breath.
"J -Jesus Johnny" Dash said, clearly frightened oleh what happened.
"Yeah, sorry anda had to see that.. But I'll take anda to Packie and the others" Johnny said. Keeping the Silver Dragoon for himself. As Dennis has berkata he also has been searching for that mythogical blade. And Johnny decides to later give it to him.
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LATER THAT EVENING:
The two arrive at the Doctor's place. Dash appearently found new clothes. How so, is currently unknown, but was most likely stolen from Buck's closet, as they seemed a little big for her. And not excatly set for a woman's figure. But Dash is tomboy enough that it works 'enough'.
Johnny had his lost MC jaket back on.
"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly atau Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.
"I won't.. But your pindah past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.
"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.
"Did anda really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.
"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.
Dash smiled.
"Thank you" she said, ciuman his cheek, but not in a romantic way.
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(For the record, I know the fact I changed the genders of the "sex slave" to a girl, can make it come across as a double standard.. But no, I'm all against that double standard thing, I find it deeply offensive.. So, no, it's just how it ended up).
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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.
"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.
"Hey, your my favorit pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.
"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, tampilkan that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural.
"What, anda call the shots now Klebitz?" Buck said, and with that he took out a walkie talkie.
"Hey Victor, appearently I'm no longer calling the shots. Destory everything, and.. Cut Dash for me while your at i-"
"No! NO!" Johnny cried.
"Put a hold on that.. (looks at Johnny, smirking) anda say something?"
"... Your calling the shots." Johnny said, holding in his anger.
Buck chuckled.
"Victor, good news, I'm back in charge.. (quitely) Yeah, don't kill Dash. I need her alive"
"So.. anda found it?" Buck asked, putting the walkie talkie away.
"No, but I'm almost there" Johnny said.
"Almost there sir" Buck said.
"What, seriously?" Johnny groaned.
Buck grabbed the walkie talkie again.
"Fine, fine, almost there, sir" Johnny said, holding in anger.
"Beautiful, I'll be waiting" Buck said, and left.
Johnny gulped as he looked down the waterfall, realizing he had to jump it to find that damn knife.
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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:
Johnny, after finally finding the pisau known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, finds nothing but Buck's radio.
"Your not here!" Johnny berkata angrily.
"Not this time mate.. anda have it?" Buck's voice asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin pisau anda wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.
"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.
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Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his kemeja and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any jawaban to it.
"Haha, anda have it.. Gve it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.
"... Dash first" Johnny berkata sternly, holding the pisau out of Buck's reach.
"Very well." Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".
Johnny dropped the pisau on the table, grabbed the key, and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.
Buck: anda gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!
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Johnny heads down to the basement, finding a barely clothed Dashlene Lucia, her hair all messy, and she's shaking back and forth as she's sitting on Buck's shitty mattress. She's a usually a tough costumer, so this is rare.
"DASH!" Johnny cried, running over to the clearly traumatized girl. He tried putting a hand on her shoulder, but Dash flinches away from him, thinking it was Bambi "Buck" Hughes.
"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny Klebitz, and gently grabbed him.
"Johnny, anda gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.
"I'm getting anda out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her. And putting his lost MC sweater around her, leaving him with his white tank puncak, atas from underneath.
"Yeah? anda promise? anda have to promise!" Dash said, her voice clearly shaken up.
"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.
Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them, not even wearing pants now.
This was actually pretty unnerving. Not the no pants part, well it still kinda is, but lebih because, Johnny has only been down here for less than a minute. How did hell did Buck come all the way downstairs, without making a sound, in such a sort amount of time. Maybe Buck IS somewhat supernatural. And that's how he kept finding Johnny.
But Johnny wasn't thinking about that. Johnny finally had enough of this asshole, and his sight started turning red, like Trevor Phillips on rampage mode.
"You berkata she can leave, anda fuck" Johnny said, so angry that he was almost sounding calm, and speaking with closed teeth.
"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.
"What are anda talking abo-
"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to tampil my graditude.. anda know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, oleh hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.
Johnny grabbed a nearby knife, pointing it at Buck.
"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny berkata under his teeth. His breath becoming louder and angrier each second, till he was almost growling.
"You are when I say anda are.. I'll take anda bloody if anda like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments. Though lebih of a chuckle.
Johnny was now even 'more' angry, and charged at Buck with the knife, shouting. "DIEE! anda SICK SON OF A BITCH!"
Buck, with his military expirence easily overpowered Johnny, knocking him down the first few times, even laughing as he said, "This is some fucked up fourplay, eh?"
Johnny grabs at the dragoon knife, slowly pointing it at Buck, as the way Buck's eyes kept repeatedly looking at the pisau and than at Johnny, he actually showed some level of actual worry.
Unfortantely for Buck, his worry was correct. Johnny headbutts Buck, and uses this distaction to force the pisau into Buck's throat, the blade sticking out from the back end. As Buck struggles to breath. Johnny uses the pisau he found, stabbing it though the side of Buck's brain.
After a detik of pause, Johnny rips the pisau silver dragoon pisau out of Buck's throat, even decapitating him in the process. And Johnny gives a spartan kick at Buck's headless body, and it goes flying in the air, and lands a few feet away from Johnny.
"Asshole." Johnny berkata to the dead Buck, while catching his breath.
"J -Jesus Johnny" Dash said, clearly frightened oleh what happened.
"Yeah, sorry anda had to see that.. But I'll take anda to Packie and the others" Johnny said. Keeping the Silver Dragoon for himself. As Dennis has berkata he also has been searching for that mythogical blade. And Johnny decides to later give it to him.
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LATER THAT EVENING:
The two arrive at the Doctor's place. Dash appearently found new clothes. How so, is currently unknown, but was most likely stolen from Buck's closet, as they seemed a little big for her. And not excatly set for a woman's figure. But Dash is tomboy enough that it works 'enough'.
Johnny had his lost MC jaket back on.
"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly atau Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.
"I won't.. But your pindah past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.
"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.
"Did anda really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.
"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.
Dash smiled.
"Thank you" she said, ciuman his cheek, but not in a romantic way.
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(For the record, I know the fact I changed the genders of the "sex slave" to a girl, can make it come across as a double standard.. But no, I'm all against that double standard thing, I find it deeply offensive.. So, no, it's just how it ended up).
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE cinta EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorit song oleh him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I cinta how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE cinta EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorit song oleh him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I cinta how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a acak magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract anda as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) anda just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this tampil a few lebih times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..
#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight anda are not quite sure what he is about atau how dangerous he is although anda have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a lebih mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight anda are not quite sure what he is about atau how dangerous he is although anda have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a lebih mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies oleh an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies oleh an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
