#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause anda know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far lebih affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death hiu attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a hiu attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned oleh the natal singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. anda know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten oleh a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, anda know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, anda know, "death = lebih money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, anda know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD goosebumps ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog oleh a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget anda ever existed..
#10: WEIRD goosebumps ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause anda know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far lebih affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death hiu attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a hiu attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned oleh the natal singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. anda know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten oleh a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, anda know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, anda know, "death = lebih money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, anda know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD goosebumps ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog oleh a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget anda ever existed..
#10: WEIRD goosebumps ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will tampil it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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I made a video of it. And will tampil it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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As much as I cinta grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much lebih comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, anda have the choice of killing him atau letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if anda choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted anda to do this.
Even if anda kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told anda to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much lebih comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, anda have the choice of killing him atau letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if anda choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted anda to do this.
Even if anda kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told anda to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know berkata this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..
As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown oleh his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..
As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown oleh his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna meninju, pukulan anda square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him halaman awal oleh tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna meninju, pukulan anda square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him halaman awal oleh tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
