#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen beings fuse into one, and in the process of receiving the overwhelming knowledge, Spalko is disintegrated and sucked into the portal. Indy, Marion, Mutt, and Oxley--having regained his sanity--escape, while the Soviets are also drawn into the portal. Mac is caught in the pull while trying to scrounge some of the treasure, and even though Indy offers him his whip to pull him to safety, he balasa with a wink of his eye, "Jonesy, I'm gonna be all right," lets go, and is pulled in. They escape and watch as the temple walls crumble, revealing a flying saucer rising from the debris, which vanishes into the "space between spaces," while the hollow in the valley floor left oleh its departure is flooded oleh the waters of the Amazon.
Okay... WHAT!?
#9: THE VILLAGE:
The twist at the end here is that “The Village” is not actually set in the 1800s. The inhabitants live in a wildlife preserve in modern times and that the government is bribed not to fly planes over the area so that the children who were born there will still believe in the group’s olde-tymie lifestyle and live as the “elders” want them to. It doesn’t hold up to logic and it’s kind of insulting..
#8: JUST ABOUT EVERY SAW MOVIE:
Saw is always a HAPPY ending.
Hero finally finds out the bad guy is. And than hero dies. And the entire purpose of his character dies along with him.
Don't try getting too invested in Saw characters..
#7: SCREAM 4:
It doesn't take itself too seriously this movie.
But the twist is dumb too me.
The hero's best friend. For no explained reason, was ghost face.. She killed all her friends, cause.. That's what friends do I guess..
#6: ROCKET TOO INSANITY:
cupcake may be a really dumb creepy pasta when I think about it. But it's sequel is even lebih dumb.
Basically Dash is always having a nightmare about Pinkie going all "cupcakes" on her.. Cause, anda know.. Pinkie s OBVIOUSLY capable of harming a living creature.. She probably won't even swat a fly.. Anyway, Dash goes insane, kills Pinkie and.. Well.. That's pretty much it.. Is she arrested? Dose she loses it? Was it another dream? Who fucking knows!
#5: JEFF THE KILLER:
Why does Jeff go insane.. It's out of nowhere!
#4: SIGNS:
Everyone talked about it.
And so will I..
Apparently, the only thing that can kill the aliens is water. Yeah, it's like acid to them. One drop hurts them like crazy. Hm, probably should have thought that through before attacking a planet, MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!
#3: TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D:
The protagonist was letherface's cousin.
And the REAL villains were not the cannibalist family that murdered all those people. But the townsfolk that killed Leatherface's family.. Even though the berkata family are fucking psychopaths, and murdered hundreds of innocent people..
#2: BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - BOOK OF SHADOWS:
After a jump cut, the audience sees that Jeff, Stephen, and Kim have been arrested. Each is interrogated separately, with the police tampilkan each person footage of their crimes. Security camera footage shows Kim stabbing the cashier in the neck with the cashier's nail file. Surveillance camera footage shows a naked Jeff killing Erica, arranging her clothes, and putting her dead body in the closet. Jeff's video shows Stephen assaulting Tristen, accusing her of being a witch and pushing her over the banister (but not Tristen putting the rope around her own neck). All three, close to a nervous breakdown, protest they never did any of those things.
Apparently it had too do with the.. I don't know.. BLAIR WITCH!!
#1: SMILEY:
This movie sucks anyway.
But basically, including Proxy, Binder, and the babysitter murdered in the opening, created the Smiley myth as a large-scale prank..
Hahah- PEOPLE DIED!!
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen beings fuse into one, and in the process of receiving the overwhelming knowledge, Spalko is disintegrated and sucked into the portal. Indy, Marion, Mutt, and Oxley--having regained his sanity--escape, while the Soviets are also drawn into the portal. Mac is caught in the pull while trying to scrounge some of the treasure, and even though Indy offers him his whip to pull him to safety, he balasa with a wink of his eye, "Jonesy, I'm gonna be all right," lets go, and is pulled in. They escape and watch as the temple walls crumble, revealing a flying saucer rising from the debris, which vanishes into the "space between spaces," while the hollow in the valley floor left oleh its departure is flooded oleh the waters of the Amazon.
Okay... WHAT!?
#9: THE VILLAGE:
The twist at the end here is that “The Village” is not actually set in the 1800s. The inhabitants live in a wildlife preserve in modern times and that the government is bribed not to fly planes over the area so that the children who were born there will still believe in the group’s olde-tymie lifestyle and live as the “elders” want them to. It doesn’t hold up to logic and it’s kind of insulting..
#8: JUST ABOUT EVERY SAW MOVIE:
Saw is always a HAPPY ending.
Hero finally finds out the bad guy is. And than hero dies. And the entire purpose of his character dies along with him.
Don't try getting too invested in Saw characters..
#7: SCREAM 4:
It doesn't take itself too seriously this movie.
But the twist is dumb too me.
The hero's best friend. For no explained reason, was ghost face.. She killed all her friends, cause.. That's what friends do I guess..
#6: ROCKET TOO INSANITY:
cupcake may be a really dumb creepy pasta when I think about it. But it's sequel is even lebih dumb.
Basically Dash is always having a nightmare about Pinkie going all "cupcakes" on her.. Cause, anda know.. Pinkie s OBVIOUSLY capable of harming a living creature.. She probably won't even swat a fly.. Anyway, Dash goes insane, kills Pinkie and.. Well.. That's pretty much it.. Is she arrested? Dose she loses it? Was it another dream? Who fucking knows!
#5: JEFF THE KILLER:
Why does Jeff go insane.. It's out of nowhere!
#4: SIGNS:
Everyone talked about it.
And so will I..
Apparently, the only thing that can kill the aliens is water. Yeah, it's like acid to them. One drop hurts them like crazy. Hm, probably should have thought that through before attacking a planet, MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!
#3: TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D:
The protagonist was letherface's cousin.
And the REAL villains were not the cannibalist family that murdered all those people. But the townsfolk that killed Leatherface's family.. Even though the berkata family are fucking psychopaths, and murdered hundreds of innocent people..
#2: BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - BOOK OF SHADOWS:
After a jump cut, the audience sees that Jeff, Stephen, and Kim have been arrested. Each is interrogated separately, with the police tampilkan each person footage of their crimes. Security camera footage shows Kim stabbing the cashier in the neck with the cashier's nail file. Surveillance camera footage shows a naked Jeff killing Erica, arranging her clothes, and putting her dead body in the closet. Jeff's video shows Stephen assaulting Tristen, accusing her of being a witch and pushing her over the banister (but not Tristen putting the rope around her own neck). All three, close to a nervous breakdown, protest they never did any of those things.
Apparently it had too do with the.. I don't know.. BLAIR WITCH!!
#1: SMILEY:
This movie sucks anyway.
But basically, including Proxy, Binder, and the babysitter murdered in the opening, created the Smiley myth as a large-scale prank..
Hahah- PEOPLE DIED!!
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's lebih popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have lebih atau less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit lebih hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's lebih popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have lebih atau less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit lebih hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell anda what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. lebih for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin cinta the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders pelangi Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcake normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders pelangi Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcake normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a aman, brankas country?
"Cause the mighty king angsa gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my penyu, kura-kura against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this tahun for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a aman, brankas country?
"Cause the mighty king angsa gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my penyu, kura-kura against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this tahun for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
