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Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up oleh this point, as he's a little lebih mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..

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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:

Believe it atau not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck oleh lightening.

Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).

Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).

Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: ... Anything to add?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: ...... Guess not

(awkward silence).

Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with anda killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. anda know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. anda know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (getting annoyed) anda know.. Any time anda wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: Really!? Nothing!? anda kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).

Saten: anda know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in gothic girls.. And your NOT a gothic girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE anda SO WEIRD!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).

Awkward pause.

Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.

Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).

Saten: ... Yeah.
#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn anda for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! anda did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time atau another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There anda are anda little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. anda know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did anda just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it anda two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see anda again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will tampil it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is populer enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. atau your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I cinta grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much lebih comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, anda have the choice of killing him atau letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if anda choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted anda to do this.

Even if anda kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told anda to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is membagi, split personalitied. One menit he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered atau something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far lebih dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And lebih capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know berkata this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..

As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown oleh his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna meninju, pukulan anda square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him halaman awal oleh tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted oleh most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed oleh Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting acak citizen) anda look like anda struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, oleh the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: anda make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: anda should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate anda under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so anda don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a meja to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had lebih screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared oleh Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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added by Canada24
Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
posted by Canada24
"Gracie, anda alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, anda animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for anda sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, akting like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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