Roman: (meets Niko at the perahu stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took anda so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. anda know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR anda SING!
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Roman: Do anda think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and anda won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come anda with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought anda had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are anda talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! anda DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. anda KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!
Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).
Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with anda destroying my property.
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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-
Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?
Roman: I don't have any-
Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN oleh SOME!
Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).
SOON AFTER:
Roman: (gives Niko susu container) anda happy now?
Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.
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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked oleh the old and pahit into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?
Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are anda sleeping anda FAT FUCK!?
Roman: I'm sorry I-
Niko: FUCK anda ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the cinta of Alan greenspan... FUCK!
Roman: ... Feel better?
Niko: ... (sighs) not really.
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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)
Niko: (breaks his arm).
Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!
Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?
Dardan: Fuck you!
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Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought anda were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a pompa action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: anda KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did anda expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.
Niko: Not know Roman.
Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?
Niko: anda know I don't care for that shit cousin.
Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.
Niko: ... Really?
Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!
Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!
Roman: (on phone) I know right.
Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!
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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.
The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).
Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.
Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!
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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) hey Johnny.
Johnny: (dialing phone) hey Niko.
Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).
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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)
Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves anda right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorit downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all cinta Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
(20 menit later)
Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot anda see at taco bel, bell at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
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Niko: And that's why I need you
Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never berkata anything.. anda came over, knocked on my door. and berkata "and that's why I need you".
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Dimitri: Fuck anda Bellic!
Niko: No fuck anda Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now anda took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!
Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.
Niko: I have lebih respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes anda for all anda do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-
20 menit later
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have anda watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-
5 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt anda down and-
2 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to pindah on!
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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.
Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... anda dick.
Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
Niko: (stressed) What took anda so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. anda know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR anda SING!
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Roman: Do anda think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and anda won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come anda with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought anda had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are anda talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! anda DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. anda KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!
Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).
Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with anda destroying my property.
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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-
Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?
Roman: I don't have any-
Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN oleh SOME!
Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).
SOON AFTER:
Roman: (gives Niko susu container) anda happy now?
Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.
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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked oleh the old and pahit into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?
Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are anda sleeping anda FAT FUCK!?
Roman: I'm sorry I-
Niko: FUCK anda ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the cinta of Alan greenspan... FUCK!
Roman: ... Feel better?
Niko: ... (sighs) not really.
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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)
Niko: (breaks his arm).
Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!
Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?
Dardan: Fuck you!
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Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought anda were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a pompa action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: anda KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did anda expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.
Niko: Not know Roman.
Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?
Niko: anda know I don't care for that shit cousin.
Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.
Niko: ... Really?
Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!
Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!
Roman: (on phone) I know right.
Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!
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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.
The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).
Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.
Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!
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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) hey Johnny.
Johnny: (dialing phone) hey Niko.
Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).
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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)
Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves anda right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorit downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all cinta Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
(20 menit later)
Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot anda see at taco bel, bell at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
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Niko: And that's why I need you
Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never berkata anything.. anda came over, knocked on my door. and berkata "and that's why I need you".
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Dimitri: Fuck anda Bellic!
Niko: No fuck anda Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now anda took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!
Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.
Niko: I have lebih respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes anda for all anda do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-
20 menit later
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have anda watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-
5 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt anda down and-
2 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to pindah on!
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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.
Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... anda dick.
Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies oleh an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies oleh an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favorit Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story oleh him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The judul is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story oleh him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The judul is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda daftar before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has gambar so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Mine has gambar so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
