#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..
#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..
#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If anda hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the berkata door, FUCKIN RUN!!
#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..
#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white friends NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..
#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t funny, so that means the hundredth time MUST be funny..
#7: JAWS RIP OFFS:
Every hiu movie EVER..
#8: POINTLESS SEX:
To keep us 'interested'..
#9: MEMES:
* 300
* Fellowship of the Ring
Are just two of the most well known examples.. Good kutipan quickly became ruined oleh internet's overuse of it..
#10: DUMB PARENTS:
Yes, no matter how crazy atau odd the behavior of their children becomes, these horror parents just refuse to care, say, atau do anything about it. In severe cases the statement “He/she must be on drugs!” is often spoken..
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..
#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..
#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If anda hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the berkata door, FUCKIN RUN!!
#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..
#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white friends NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..
#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t funny, so that means the hundredth time MUST be funny..
#7: JAWS RIP OFFS:
Every hiu movie EVER..
#8: POINTLESS SEX:
To keep us 'interested'..
#9: MEMES:
* 300
* Fellowship of the Ring
Are just two of the most well known examples.. Good kutipan quickly became ruined oleh internet's overuse of it..
#10: DUMB PARENTS:
Yes, no matter how crazy atau odd the behavior of their children becomes, these horror parents just refuse to care, say, atau do anything about it. In severe cases the statement “He/she must be on drugs!” is often spoken..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, atau itik jantan, drake and Josh. Heck. Even icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, atau itik jantan, drake and Josh. Heck. Even icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The hiu may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populer mistake that people make. pindah slowly toward the pantai atau a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms atau kick atau splash while anda swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the hiu and the open ocean, pindah away, atau else the hiu will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the hiu DOSE attack, anda still need to stay calm. I know this is easier berkata than done. But. anda need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The hiu may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populer mistake that people make. pindah slowly toward the pantai atau a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms atau kick atau splash while anda swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the hiu and the open ocean, pindah away, atau else the hiu will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the hiu DOSE attack, anda still need to stay calm. I know this is easier berkata than done. But. anda need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..