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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting acak citizen) anda look like anda struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, oleh the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: anda make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: anda should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate anda under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:
Nervous Ron Jakowski: anda see, my buddy, my friend, my mentor and my new life... We'll just call him Philip. Philip Trevors. Yes, his name's Philip. When my friend Trevor, uhh, my friend Philip... he's such a guy, a man. I really wanna get him on my tampil but man, he doesn't want to. Even left his message.
Trevor Philips: Ron. Ron, anda there? anda better not put me on your tampil anda fucking prick atau I will drink the blood from your still pumping veins!


#6:
Wade Herbert: That's cool. What was the troll's name?
Trevor Philips: Mike... Michele.
Wade Herbert: A lady troll?
Trevor Philips: He had TITS like one, but no, he was a boy.


#7:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did anda kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do anda take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife!


#8:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] anda wanna end up in the bagasi, batang of this thing?


#9:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] This car is going to be parked outside YOUR house.


#10:
Trevor Phillips: THE O'NEIL BROTHERS HUH!?... Are anda shitting me!?... Cause a little birdy told me they have a bit of a problem... Cause one of them is gonna have to be surgically FROM THE SKULL OF THE OTHE! FUCK anda GUYS! AND FUCK THEM!!


#11:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before I molest you, alright.


#12:
Trevor Philips: Now go. I need to meditate. atau masturbate. atau both.


#13:
Trevor: I'll ayunan oleh and sign the contacts.. Just ignore the bodies.


#14:
Trevor: I can be myself out here. Bullying, reckless, totally selfish. Do the things that make me, me.


#15:
Michael: Yeah well… I got in a bit of an awkward situation
Trevor: You’re telling me, bro... One of those fake your own death to your best buddy, run off with the dough, and live in a big mansion awkward situation.


#16:
Lazlow: I didn’t mean anything oleh it, c’mon
Trevor: Yeah, well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old and I swore to god that I would rip the fucking skin off of anyone who FUCKIN WRONGED HER!!


#17:
Trevor: Why? Oh why? Do anda exist!?


#18:
Trevor: (greets Ron) Your a creepy, paranoid, poor excuse for a man.


#19:
Trevor: (being chased oleh cops) Hey, it was an accident! His head just came off, i had nothing to do with it!


#20:
Trevor: (shooting army men) The MOOSE really IS loose, NOWW!!
posted by Canada24
"Gracie, anda alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, anda animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for anda sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, akting like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF anda FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies oleh an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favorit Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story oleh him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The judul is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
posted by Canada24
 Vaas
Vaas
Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are anda okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. anda think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and lebih time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!...
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I watch a lot of these things.. I don't get scared too easily oleh movies. Though different story in real life..

These ones do it though.. Most of them are ghost movies.. I'm believer in that shit.. So I get uneasy around well directed ghost shit..



#1: SIXTH SENSE:
Something about classroom scene where the kid starts revealing knowledge of the teachers past.. It got to me..


#2: CONJURING SERIES:
In the first it's actually too particalar scenes.. First is when anda literary see nothing but darkness, but camera zooms in on it.. detik is when Lorrane flashbacks to first meeting the family, and we see...
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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The tampil seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking gambar and fan arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the apel, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their apel, apple names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...
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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) anda CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, anda look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) anda do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1:
“(being attacked oleh Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) anda PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, anda shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding anda and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...
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I know I did this kinda daftar before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has gambar so your know the difference..




#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: anda see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let anda know who Brony Of The bulan is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, atau laughing....
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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)
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berwarna merah muda, merah muda
floyd
#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as anda are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what anda THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because anda decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! atau I WILL SET anda ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him oleh telling her that his species are dying. But she has detik thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes oleh killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....
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