#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting acak citizen) anda look like anda struggle with simple tasks.
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, oleh the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Trevor Philips: anda make me want a lobotomy!
#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: anda should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate anda under the influence if you're not careful.
#5:
Nervous Ron Jakowski: anda see, my buddy, my friend, my mentor and my new life... We'll just call him Philip. Philip Trevors. Yes, his name's Philip. When my friend Trevor, uhh, my friend Philip... he's such a guy, a man. I really wanna get him on my tampil but man, he doesn't want to. Even left his message.
Trevor Philips: Ron. Ron, anda there? anda better not put me on your tampil anda fucking prick atau I will drink the blood from your still pumping veins!
#6:
Wade Herbert: That's cool. What was the troll's name?
Trevor Philips: Mike... Michele.
Wade Herbert: A lady troll?
Trevor Philips: He had TITS like one, but no, he was a boy.
#7:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did anda kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do anda take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife!
#8:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] anda wanna end up in the bagasi, batang of this thing?
#9:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] This car is going to be parked outside YOUR house.
#10:
Trevor Phillips: THE O'NEIL BROTHERS HUH!?... Are anda shitting me!?... Cause a little birdy told me they have a bit of a problem... Cause one of them is gonna have to be surgically FROM THE SKULL OF THE OTHE! FUCK anda GUYS! AND FUCK THEM!!
#11:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before I molest you, alright.
#12:
Trevor Philips: Now go. I need to meditate. atau masturbate. atau both.
#13:
Trevor: I'll ayunan oleh and sign the contacts.. Just ignore the bodies.
#14:
Trevor: I can be myself out here. Bullying, reckless, totally selfish. Do the things that make me, me.
#15:
Michael: Yeah well… I got in a bit of an awkward situation
Trevor: You’re telling me, bro... One of those fake your own death to your best buddy, run off with the dough, and live in a big mansion awkward situation.
#16:
Lazlow: I didn’t mean anything oleh it, c’mon
Trevor: Yeah, well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old and I swore to god that I would rip the fucking skin off of anyone who FUCKIN WRONGED HER!!
#17:
Trevor: Why? Oh why? Do anda exist!?
#18:
Trevor: (greets Ron) Your a creepy, paranoid, poor excuse for a man.
#19:
Trevor: (being chased oleh cops) Hey, it was an accident! His head just came off, i had nothing to do with it!
#20:
Trevor: (shooting army men) The MOOSE really IS loose, NOWW!!
Trevor Philips: (insulting acak citizen) anda look like anda struggle with simple tasks.
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, oleh the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Trevor Philips: anda make me want a lobotomy!
#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: anda should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate anda under the influence if you're not careful.
#5:
Nervous Ron Jakowski: anda see, my buddy, my friend, my mentor and my new life... We'll just call him Philip. Philip Trevors. Yes, his name's Philip. When my friend Trevor, uhh, my friend Philip... he's such a guy, a man. I really wanna get him on my tampil but man, he doesn't want to. Even left his message.
Trevor Philips: Ron. Ron, anda there? anda better not put me on your tampil anda fucking prick atau I will drink the blood from your still pumping veins!
#6:
Wade Herbert: That's cool. What was the troll's name?
Trevor Philips: Mike... Michele.
Wade Herbert: A lady troll?
Trevor Philips: He had TITS like one, but no, he was a boy.
#7:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did anda kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do anda take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife!
#8:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] anda wanna end up in the bagasi, batang of this thing?
#9:
Trevor Philips: [hitting another car] This car is going to be parked outside YOUR house.
#10:
Trevor Phillips: THE O'NEIL BROTHERS HUH!?... Are anda shitting me!?... Cause a little birdy told me they have a bit of a problem... Cause one of them is gonna have to be surgically FROM THE SKULL OF THE OTHE! FUCK anda GUYS! AND FUCK THEM!!
#11:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before I molest you, alright.
#12:
Trevor Philips: Now go. I need to meditate. atau masturbate. atau both.
#13:
Trevor: I'll ayunan oleh and sign the contacts.. Just ignore the bodies.
#14:
Trevor: I can be myself out here. Bullying, reckless, totally selfish. Do the things that make me, me.
#15:
Michael: Yeah well… I got in a bit of an awkward situation
Trevor: You’re telling me, bro... One of those fake your own death to your best buddy, run off with the dough, and live in a big mansion awkward situation.
#16:
Lazlow: I didn’t mean anything oleh it, c’mon
Trevor: Yeah, well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old and I swore to god that I would rip the fucking skin off of anyone who FUCKIN WRONGED HER!!
#17:
Trevor: Why? Oh why? Do anda exist!?
#18:
Trevor: (greets Ron) Your a creepy, paranoid, poor excuse for a man.
#19:
Trevor: (being chased oleh cops) Hey, it was an accident! His head just came off, i had nothing to do with it!
#20:
Trevor: (shooting army men) The MOOSE really IS loose, NOWW!!
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies oleh an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy anda guys enjoyed even lebih then I "thought" anda people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies oleh an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favorit Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story oleh him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The judul is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story oleh him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The judul is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..