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My puncak, atas ten favorit kutipan of Dragon ball Z abridged

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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should anda be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now anda must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop you!
Frieza: 419..
Piccolo: What are anda doing!?
Frieza: Sorry. I just hear these heroic speeches so much I keep a mental daftar of how many times I heard certain lines.
Piccolo: anda insane basterd!
Frieza: 192..
Piccolo: Yeah, we'll.. I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE!!
Frieza: Ohh, hoho... 12..

#7:
Goku: The doctor berkata I'll be for a while. What with shattered ribs. Broken bones.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. Oh hey master. When did anda get here?

#6:
Goku: That was close.. Was nearly out of frying pan and into the.. Lava.
Frieza: ....... How do anda function!?

#5:
Guy: What do anda want!?
Frieza: Oh. We're just visitiors. Traveling b- WHAT THE FUCK DO anda THINK!? We're here for the dragon balls!

#4:
Frieza: Meet my friend. MR MOUNTAIN!! (fires mountain at Goku)
Goku: Hello mr mountain. My name is- (gets crushed)

#3:
Krillin: Goku, anda can't die.. Here. I brought a sensu bean.
Goku: I don't think that's gonna work.
Killin: Why not?
Goku: I kinda have a hole in my esophagus..
Krillin: Wait.. Then how are anda breathing?.......... Goku?

Goku: Sweet! I should go after him.
King Kui: NO! Don't go after Frieza.. He way beound anything anda know.. He destoried 100's of planets and killed thousands of people!
Goku: (excited squeal)
King Kui: Stop it! Stop getting excited!

#1:
Vegeta: Say good oleh to your precious planet!
Goku: That's not very nice!!
Vegeta: OF COARSE NOT!! I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!

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Windwakerguy430 Man, this was hilarious XD

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 5)

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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..

Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. anda don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's lebih for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) hey kiddo,...

puncak, atas ten film hated oleh their actors

posted by Canada24

#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..

#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..

#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new youtube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....

Weird.. I'm back to HATING the Nightmare on Elms jalan, jalan, street remake..

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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, anda never understood who, atau even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills anda in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...

CANADA24's REVIEW: ... Nostalgia Critic: Teen Titans Go & puncak, atas 11 Worst Episodes

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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't cinta Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked oleh the fact this story I'm membaca is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, atau clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb pantat, keledai tampil TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm sinar, ray has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...

Lonely Island - Great hari lyrics

posted by Canada24

[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife atau the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful hari makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My jantung is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've lost my job!
They say "Young man, the...

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4 most BADASS work out songs (lyrics)

posted by Canada24

#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...

Best of's for all my SPOOF creepypasta villains.. (Mature, slightly DISTURBING, humor)..

posted by Canada24

BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):

RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...

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puncak, atas ten fastest ways to piss off CANADA24

posted by Canada24

#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..

#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..

#3:
Put on Country Music..

#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, atau itik jantan, drake and Josh. Heck. Even icarly isn't too bad..

#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..

#6:
Steal his X-Box..

#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..

#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..

#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..

#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..

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3 steps to survive a hiu attack

posted by Canada24

#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The hiu may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populer mistake that people make. pindah slowly toward the pantai atau a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms atau kick atau splash while anda swim..

#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the hiu and the open ocean, pindah away, atau else the hiu will feel threatened..

#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the hiu DOSE attack, anda still need to stay calm. I know this is easier berkata than done. But. anda need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..

puncak, atas eight most BADASS anti-heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned oleh Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank kastil, castle was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic hari when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, kastil, castle swore to "punish" all criminals in...

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puncak, atas ten Misanthropes (villains who have a serious hatred to humanity)

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Jonah

#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th hari Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing lebih than binatang who are heartless and greedy..

#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..

#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...

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puncak, atas ten GTA characters I PERSONALLY hate.

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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..

#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the malaikat of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE malaikat OF DEATH.
And within only five menit after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...

puncak, atas 10 songs that are secretly disturbing

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#1: berwarna merah muda, merah muda Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE dinding album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between berwarna merah muda, merah muda and a telephone operator, as berwarna merah muda, merah muda twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how berwarna merah muda, merah muda learns that his wife...

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Canada24 jawaban dumb questions: PART 2

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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"

How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"

How do I ask a pertanyaan on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"

How do anda tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"

Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"

Can anda lose your virginity if anda fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"

How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With cinta and a full stomach"

What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part five

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were anda followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a aman, brankas bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered anda bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck anda ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part three

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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that mencuri Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, anda mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. atau I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't anda just get lost before I call my boys over here and MAKE anda lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short oleh Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. anda crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short oleh pressing his...

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puncak, atas ten DICK fathers:

posted by Canada24

#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...

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Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas Ten XBox Games I Recommend to Canada24 (If He Hasn't Already Played Them)

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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good friends (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, atau can be bought from the XBox Store....

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My puncak, atas five most populer reviews

posted by Canada24

#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little pony and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people cinta these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this fan base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As anda expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes anda hate Lilly....