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So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other" way.
He's stuck as number 10..

#9: Patrolmen (La noire):
These are the types of police uniforms that EVERYONE knows.
There the blue uniforms with the big hats and small ties.
Anyway.
Unlike Grand Theft Auto patrolmen.
The ones in La Noire, don't just sit around pbeing fat and lazy all day.
They actually take there jobs seriously.

#8: Rusty Gollaway (la noire):
Sure he's a alcoholic, somewhat lazy, woman hating, old douchebag.
But at least he's still better than friggin Roy Earl.

7: Wilson Da Silva (Max Payne 3)
I don't know much about him.
But he becomes one of your bosses, and a major character of the game.
That's good enough for me.

#6: Stefan Bekowsky (la noire):
He's your first partner as a detective.
And although he's jealous of him at first, he is quick to grow a friendship with Philips.
He's probably my favorit partner, as he's the only one who dosen't hold a grudge against woman.
Plus there's abit of an inside joke, that he is always calling Cole "kid" even though he's younger than Cole.

5: Dave Norton (grand theft auto 5):
It's exteremely hard to have a honorable cop character, in a game series that is all about HATING cops.
But Davy is as close as the series has ever gotten (as far as I know).
Sure he is constantly forcing Michael into doing his dirty work.
But in his defense, that was probably part of the orginal deal.
And lebih importantly.
He never betrays you. In fact, even though he is always claiming that Miichael is only there so that he can be a human shield against gunfire, anda can kinda tell he secretly cares for Mike as a person.

4: Captain Donnelly (la noire);
He's lebih feared the respected it.
But I consider that to be lebih atau less a good thing.
Plus.. He always "welcomes" your suspects before anda interrogate them.

#3: Max Payne (Max Payne):
Anti hero, ex cop.
What could be better! ;)
Espically when they give slow motion dives during combat scenes, and has the voice of James McCaffree.

#2: Leigh Johnson (Red Dead Redemption):
He is everything Edgar Ross ISN'T.
A badass cop who, most of the criminals killed are from him himself, while Ross would just force Marston into doing it all, and then betray him in the end.

#1: Cole Phelps (la noire):
The main protagonist of La noire, who was rather arrogant and self centred joining the war, earning disrespect from his "buddies".
And one of them "Sheldon" couldn't take it anymore and shots Phelps in the chest.
Causing Cole to go halaman awal early.
Anyway..
Cole, realizing how bad of a leader he was during the war, needed to redeem himself and did so oleh joining the police force, and before long, he became famish for his talented detective work.
But what makes him #1 one, is that he could care less about the fame.
He only wants to do the right thing.
So yeah. He's one of my most favorit protagonists. And I was mad he cheated on his wife.
But, at the same time.
Think about all that he's been though.
Especially during the war.
War is hell!
As the saying goes..
#1: JERRY TRAINOR:
If anda ever see that tampil Icarly, Jerry Trainor is the immature older brother, and frankly the ONLY watchable actor.
He's always in kid shows, guess this would be okay, except, he's always BAD kid shows.
His talent is wasted..


#2: JASON LEE:
Alvin in the chipmunks.
Really Lee?
Your better than that.
Stick to MY NAME IS EARL, your awesome in that show..


#3: IKE BARINHOLTZ:
Love this guy.
But he's in all these STUPID movies.
Even THE NEIGHBOURS isn't all that good.
It COULD of been hilarious.
But Zac Effron isn't really good for that kind of role.
I actually like the guy, but it...
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AFTER ONE LONG AS BATTLE:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Michael!... DAMMIT!... I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life!.. Kid only wanted to help!

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy anda spoke to him. Didn't matter what anda was saying.

Packie: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is, like, lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, anda gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we...
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A FEW DAYS LATER:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Gerald was very clear about the way things is going down, boys. Me and Michael are on the civilians, Derrick and Niko are on employee's... (to Derrick) did anda sort out the charge for the kubah, vault door?

Derrick: What's that mean? Of course I sorted out the charge. What anda think I been doing all day?

Packie: I dunno. Nodding off with a needle sticking outta your arm?

Derrick: Patrick, anda was such a sweet little boy when I left this city.

Packie anda been gone a long time Derrick.

Niko: (sarcastically) This is an emotional moment, I can feel the brotherly cinta in...
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Spinning inside, rotting away.
Something inside of me, has been taken away.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so anda can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like, I'm to blame!
When, will, this, end?

Hopeless inside, alone as I wait.
Brewing inside of me, is your endless hate.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so anda can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like,...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country atau is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If anda die in Canada? Do anda die in real life?
"No, anda become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try membaca a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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cupcake SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the selanjutnya time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hey Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If anda want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have anda been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But anda just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why anda think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy pohon friends isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while membaca book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take anda on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And anda often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if anda kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means anda finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, anda CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if anda allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: eminem - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other anda like Purge atau not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the detik one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that cupcake was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: cupcake COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up oleh the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The anjing turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and fergie into anjing and take over their identities, then Cooper and fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are lebih SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved oleh them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and lebih than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to tampil that children really do give lebih of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal underworls for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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1:
QUESTION: How do anda hide a boner?
ANSWER: anda get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in cinta with your dog?
ANSWER: anda need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 tahun old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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