TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges... anda do the math.
Your $400,000 Vancouver halaman awal is a mere 5 hours from downtown.
anda can throw a rock and hit three starbucks locations.
There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
anda live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
Ott-a-wa... who?
Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
anda can exploit almost any natural resource anda can think of.
It's a downhill run to get to every other province.
The Americans below anda are all in anti-government militia groups.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
anda never run out of wheat.
Your province is really easy to draw.
anda can watch the dog run away from halaman awal for hours.
People will just assume anda live, atau have lived on the farm.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
anda wake up one morning to find that anda suddenly have a beachfront property.
Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes all within easy commute.
Nothing compares to wicked Winnipeg winters and really big insects in the summer.
anda can be an Easterner atau a Westerner depending on your mood.
anda can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
anda live in the centre of the universe.
Your $400,000 Toronto halaman awal is actually a dump.
anda and anda alone decide who will win the federal election.
The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
Racism is socially very acceptable.
anda can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will pindah out next.
Other provinces basically bribe anda to stay in Canada.
anda can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"
Drivers' licences don't tampil birth dates so who really knows how old anyone there is.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
One way atau another, the government gets 98% of your income.
You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't just think they can.
anda can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
anda are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
Even though lebih people live on Vancouver Island, anda still got the big, new bridge.
anda can walk across the province in half an hour.
anda can drive across the province in two minutes.
Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
anda can confuse ships oleh turning your porch lights on and off at night.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
If Quebec separates, so will anda -—you'll just float off to sea.
If anda do something stupid, anda have a built-in excuse.
The workday is about two hours long.
It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.
When anda can't remember the correct name for something, just call it a "thingamabob" and everyone will know exactly what you're talking about.
