A Bleach Tribute to acak Parodies .

again, im not trying to make fun of bleach but heres another one of my funny storys

rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him

ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for anda information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming

then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.

rukia:dang it! anda took all my powers anda were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault

rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if anda are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers atau else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.

ichigo:rukia who are anda talking to?
rukia:the audience anda dumbo i need powers

Rangiku simply found herself walking to the place she liked to go on Mondays.She wasn't forced,it just always happened.He was gone though.
Her soul pager started bleeping anoyingly."Hollows?" She questioned herself.
As she read the message a sudden shock ran through her.'Arrancars have been spotted.Be on the lookout.'

Ulquiorra glanced around as his compainion Grimmjow stood there vacantly staring into space.(if the Soul Society isn't already space?)"Grimmjow what the hell?!" Ulquiorra snapped.
"There's nothing to do right now.So shutup!"

the shingami where all around me.ichimaru got up slowly.

gin: what the heck was that for?!

i was silent aging.i took an chesnut out of my bag and through it at him.when it hit his head it crackd open.

gin: hey that hurt!!!

(it shouldnt have...your skull is thick enoughf anda could break a coconut in two.)

i pushed past toshiro

toshiro: hey!

(toshiro im sorry...)

i grabbd my swords hilt

toshiro:huh?

(DIE!!!)

i charged toshiro and stabbed him!blood spilled from the wound.he droped to the ground.

(toshiro...you should have know...)

i walkd out the door to begin my cari for my brother ,uruy ishida.

to be continued

1When your obbsesd with bleach you'll know it when...

1: anda think about your bleach crush all hari everyday.

2: instead of doing your homework anda try and draw your favriot bleach character on anda h.w. sheet.

3: your friends look at anda like anda have 7 heads trying to convince them to watch bleach.

4: anda try and make your imaginary zanpak-to real

5: anda try and cosplay your fav. bleach charecter

6: anda sometimes notice anda call your brother atau sister a squad member.

7: anda write a short story about someone and bleach charecters

8: anda ayunan sticks above anda head saying its anda zanpak-to

9: anda gabung this fan club

10: anda read this artical.


And no a short story is not 70 pages long....

Ashido Kano is a character liked oleh many of us. When he stayed behind in the Menos Forest, even Rukia was saddened to leave him behind. There is alot of development possible for him. He hasn't shown a shikai nor a bankai while still being able to kill several Gillians and a Adjuchas hollow oleh his self, leading many to pertanyaan just how powerful this Shinigami is. Will we ever see him again? The komik jepang series is now taking place in Hueco Mundo in the manga. It's finally the chance for Ashido to make his long awaited return. It's all in Tite Kubo's hands. What do anda think? Will Ashido finally make his long awaited return, atau have we seen the last of the sole surving Soul Reaper?