1. Pilot
Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought anda were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Blair: We should get going, unless anda want us to wait for you. Looks like anda got a lot of yogurt left.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
Serena: I cinta you, B.
Blair: I cinta you, too, S.
Blair: She better not tampil her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.
2. The Wild brunch
Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It would be so wrong to tampil up without my boyfriend, who I love. And who loves me.
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Blair: It was. Before I found out anda had sex with my boyfriend.
Blair: anda know, I always knew anda were a whore. But I never knew anda were a liar.
Blair: If anda wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. anda gotta decide if all this is worth it.
Blair: What are anda doing right now? How about me?
Blair: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually a big deal to some of us.
3. Poison Ivy
Blair: Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.
Blair: My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.
4. Bad News Blair
Blair: Why am I mad? anda mean, why aren't I furious?! I can't believe for one detik I thought that it would be different this time.
Blair: What about this morning then? When anda glanced at the call sheet, did anda see my name on it? When I wasn't in hair and make-up, didn't that seem strange? When the dressing room only had your name on it, what, did anda think they just forgot?
Blair: Because anda take everything from me! Nate, my mom!
Serena: Blair!
Blair: anda can't even help it. It's who anda are. I just thought that maybe this time it would be different. I should have known I'd be wrong
Blair: Who dare interrupt the mobil van, van Der Woodsen as she teaches?!
Blair: Sorry, the number anda dialed is no longer is service.
Serena: Stop it, who is it?
Blair: I'm doing anda a favor.
Dan: Look I can hear you. Can I just please talk to Serena?
Blair: Apparently anda can, cabbage patch
Blair: Maybe we should crash the shoot, anyway. See who they replaced me with. Make fun of that skinny b!tch.
Blair: anda haven't done this since I was little.
Eleanor: anda haven't been in tempat tidur oleh ten since anda were little
5. Dare Devil
Blair: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if anda refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?
Blair: That's nice, Little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play
Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have anda been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Blair: Martini.
Jenny: Oh, no thanks, I don't like Vodka.
Blair: Well thats great, because this is gin, as it should be
6. The Handmaiden's Tale
Blair: After everything that's happened - or, hasn't happened - I wanna make it special.
Blair: All I wanted was for us to start over. And anda didn't even try.
Blair: Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take anda for a stoner.
7. Victor Victrola
Blair: I don't want to talk about it. I just want to escape. That's what this place is for, right?
Blair: Yeah, let's talk about that masked ball. Let's talk about how I was waiting for anda to find me so that we can finally be together, anda were confessing your feelings and ciuman Serena. I thought I was doing everything right.
Blair: Do anda cinta me?... anda should deal with your father. He needs you. anda know what? I don't.
Blair: Game recognizes game, Little J. But anda have to tampil lebih respect. This is the last time I'll help you. selanjutnya time anda menyeberang, salib me, I won't be as forgiving.
Blair: So, I heard on Gossip Girl that anda were having sex with Dan out here...in streaming video.
Serena: Oh, God. Kati and Is filmed us?
Blair: Well, it's not very high school musical scandalous. And no, they haven't streamed it...yet. But, I heard it was aggressive.
Blair: Well, it does have franchise potential. Chuck Bass, I do believe that all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
8. Seventeen Candles
Blair: Thank you, Father. That was very good advice.... anda don't grant birthday wishes, do you?
Priest: I'm a priest, not a genie.
Blair: Well, the selanjutnya time anda talk to Him, could anda ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?
Blair: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Blair: Losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever anda and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, atau putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.
Blair: Go away, Chuck! I've been diberikan orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
Blair: No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's going to stay that way until I can fix this. And I don't think you're best friend would still be anda best friend is he knew...
Blair: Well, erase the tape! Because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Blair: You're officially uninvited.
Blair: Exactly my point. But even if she wasn't, when anda get a boyfriend, anda become the best friend and the best friend becomes the detik best friend. That's just how it has to be, if it's ever going to work.
Blair: These kupu-kupu have got to be murdered.
9. Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
Blair: I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe I could understand. But twice?
Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I'm the slut?
Serena: Tell me anda didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts lebih than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so my is freaking out.
Blair: If anda think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your stepdads.
10. Hi, Society
Blair: anda almost made a fool of me in front of the New York Times. Which proves my very point; anda can't be trusted. Nate is a gentleman; he would never cause a scene.
Blair: Well, I can't be on you, remember? anda don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone to. anda have to learn how to behave yourself first.
Blair: Nate, after what anda pulled on my birthday, the only thing we should be doing together is moving on.
11. Roman Holiday
Blair: I think anda like Dan a little too much. But I should let anda know, someone's watching. Merry Christmas!
Blair: Well, Roman, anda are in for a treat because, the Waldorf natal is like no other.
Blair: There's no room in your life for me anymore.
Blair: I don't know. A single entrain a mid-price restaurant? Three-quarters of a DVD box set? Maybe a pair of Wilfrid stockings?
Blair: I don't know, why don't anda buy him a emas money for $49.99. He won't know the difference.
Blair: Chuck! anda are not answering my calls. To torture me, I am sure. But, please! For the cinta of God, do not tell anybody about us. Okay? Please? Please.
Blair: Well, I'm sorry, mother. It's just not the same. I don't understand how that French rubah, fox mencuri my father and your husband, and always seems to come off like an innocent lamb.
Blair: Roman doesn't even know how to ice skate. Can't anda escort him out of the park on the way to your meeting? Maybe drop him off a nail salon...
Blair: Why don't anda just buy a new outfit for Cedric and call it a day?
12. School Lies
Blair: anda have no idea who you're dealing with.
Blair: I'll just tell him your lying. And anda do anda think he'll believe? anda who bangs anything in his field of vision. atau me, his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Blair: Enough with the blackmail, aren't anda bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Blair: Isn't there someone else anda can torture?
Blair: I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I'd never done that stupid thing before. anda look confused... should I walk anda through it?
Blair: anda are so naive. Michael Moore over there is obviously just using this film to get close to Dan.
13. A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
Blair: I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.
Blair: I'm very stressed. And with anda and Serena down my throat I can hardly see straight, never mind keep food down.
Blair: Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Blair: If anda go with them, I'll ruin you.
14. The Blair menggerutu, jalang Project
Blair: Lady Godiva, my only friend.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did anda even mandi, shower today?
Blair: nasi, beras Krispie treats?
Blair: Brooklyn... I think that's in New York.
15. Desperately Seeking Serena
Blair: And have anda seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.
Serena: Why do anda keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Blair: Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
16. All About My Brother
Blair: All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.
Blair: Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.
Blair: It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the selanjutnya Katie Holmes.
Blair: What are anda talking about? You're starting to scare me. Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you, is me. There's nothing anda could ever say to make me let go. I cinta you. What is it?
Blair: My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes?
Blair: I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like anda couldn't afford it.
17. Woman On the Verge
Blair: We've seen anda with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's. anda don't have to hide anything from us.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Blair: anda can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast club. We're your best friends. Anything anda do is something we did too.
Blair: Uh, I'm a big fan of lincoln Hawk?
18. Much I Do About Nothing
Blair: How? It's not like anda every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Blair: Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.
Blair: Ugh! They say when anda hate something, anda should slam the door in its face.
Blair: Haven't anda heard? I'm the crazy menggerutu, jalang around here.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a menggerutu, jalang enough for both of us.
Blair: Oh, you're not alone Georgina. I'm here now. And I brought some people who really really want to see you. I think anda remember your parents.
Blair: Chuck bas, bass is a romantic, who knew?
Chuck: anda don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: anda never belong to anyone.
Blair: No one ever enjoys their first time.
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Sorry, that it's so long, but Blair has a lot of awsome lines :]
Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought anda were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Blair: We should get going, unless anda want us to wait for you. Looks like anda got a lot of yogurt left.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
Serena: I cinta you, B.
Blair: I cinta you, too, S.
Blair: She better not tampil her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.
2. The Wild brunch
Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It would be so wrong to tampil up without my boyfriend, who I love. And who loves me.
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Blair: It was. Before I found out anda had sex with my boyfriend.
Blair: anda know, I always knew anda were a whore. But I never knew anda were a liar.
Blair: If anda wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. anda gotta decide if all this is worth it.
Blair: What are anda doing right now? How about me?
Blair: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually a big deal to some of us.
3. Poison Ivy
Blair: Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.
Blair: My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.
4. Bad News Blair
Blair: Why am I mad? anda mean, why aren't I furious?! I can't believe for one detik I thought that it would be different this time.
Blair: What about this morning then? When anda glanced at the call sheet, did anda see my name on it? When I wasn't in hair and make-up, didn't that seem strange? When the dressing room only had your name on it, what, did anda think they just forgot?
Blair: Because anda take everything from me! Nate, my mom!
Serena: Blair!
Blair: anda can't even help it. It's who anda are. I just thought that maybe this time it would be different. I should have known I'd be wrong
Blair: Who dare interrupt the mobil van, van Der Woodsen as she teaches?!
Blair: Sorry, the number anda dialed is no longer is service.
Serena: Stop it, who is it?
Blair: I'm doing anda a favor.
Dan: Look I can hear you. Can I just please talk to Serena?
Blair: Apparently anda can, cabbage patch
Blair: Maybe we should crash the shoot, anyway. See who they replaced me with. Make fun of that skinny b!tch.
Blair: anda haven't done this since I was little.
Eleanor: anda haven't been in tempat tidur oleh ten since anda were little
5. Dare Devil
Blair: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if anda refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?
Blair: That's nice, Little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play
Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have anda been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Blair: Martini.
Jenny: Oh, no thanks, I don't like Vodka.
Blair: Well thats great, because this is gin, as it should be
6. The Handmaiden's Tale
Blair: After everything that's happened - or, hasn't happened - I wanna make it special.
Blair: All I wanted was for us to start over. And anda didn't even try.
Blair: Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take anda for a stoner.
7. Victor Victrola
Blair: I don't want to talk about it. I just want to escape. That's what this place is for, right?
Blair: Yeah, let's talk about that masked ball. Let's talk about how I was waiting for anda to find me so that we can finally be together, anda were confessing your feelings and ciuman Serena. I thought I was doing everything right.
Blair: Do anda cinta me?... anda should deal with your father. He needs you. anda know what? I don't.
Blair: Game recognizes game, Little J. But anda have to tampil lebih respect. This is the last time I'll help you. selanjutnya time anda menyeberang, salib me, I won't be as forgiving.
Blair: So, I heard on Gossip Girl that anda were having sex with Dan out here...in streaming video.
Serena: Oh, God. Kati and Is filmed us?
Blair: Well, it's not very high school musical scandalous. And no, they haven't streamed it...yet. But, I heard it was aggressive.
Blair: Well, it does have franchise potential. Chuck Bass, I do believe that all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
8. Seventeen Candles
Blair: Thank you, Father. That was very good advice.... anda don't grant birthday wishes, do you?
Priest: I'm a priest, not a genie.
Blair: Well, the selanjutnya time anda talk to Him, could anda ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?
Blair: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Blair: Losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever anda and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, atau putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.
Blair: Go away, Chuck! I've been diberikan orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
Blair: No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's going to stay that way until I can fix this. And I don't think you're best friend would still be anda best friend is he knew...
Blair: Well, erase the tape! Because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Blair: You're officially uninvited.
Blair: Exactly my point. But even if she wasn't, when anda get a boyfriend, anda become the best friend and the best friend becomes the detik best friend. That's just how it has to be, if it's ever going to work.
Blair: These kupu-kupu have got to be murdered.
9. Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
Blair: I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe I could understand. But twice?
Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I'm the slut?
Serena: Tell me anda didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts lebih than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so my is freaking out.
Blair: If anda think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your stepdads.
10. Hi, Society
Blair: anda almost made a fool of me in front of the New York Times. Which proves my very point; anda can't be trusted. Nate is a gentleman; he would never cause a scene.
Blair: Well, I can't be on you, remember? anda don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone to. anda have to learn how to behave yourself first.
Blair: Nate, after what anda pulled on my birthday, the only thing we should be doing together is moving on.
11. Roman Holiday
Blair: I think anda like Dan a little too much. But I should let anda know, someone's watching. Merry Christmas!
Blair: Well, Roman, anda are in for a treat because, the Waldorf natal is like no other.
Blair: There's no room in your life for me anymore.
Blair: I don't know. A single entrain a mid-price restaurant? Three-quarters of a DVD box set? Maybe a pair of Wilfrid stockings?
Blair: I don't know, why don't anda buy him a emas money for $49.99. He won't know the difference.
Blair: Chuck! anda are not answering my calls. To torture me, I am sure. But, please! For the cinta of God, do not tell anybody about us. Okay? Please? Please.
Blair: Well, I'm sorry, mother. It's just not the same. I don't understand how that French rubah, fox mencuri my father and your husband, and always seems to come off like an innocent lamb.
Blair: Roman doesn't even know how to ice skate. Can't anda escort him out of the park on the way to your meeting? Maybe drop him off a nail salon...
Blair: Why don't anda just buy a new outfit for Cedric and call it a day?
12. School Lies
Blair: anda have no idea who you're dealing with.
Blair: I'll just tell him your lying. And anda do anda think he'll believe? anda who bangs anything in his field of vision. atau me, his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Blair: Enough with the blackmail, aren't anda bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Blair: Isn't there someone else anda can torture?
Blair: I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I'd never done that stupid thing before. anda look confused... should I walk anda through it?
Blair: anda are so naive. Michael Moore over there is obviously just using this film to get close to Dan.
13. A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
Blair: I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.
Blair: I'm very stressed. And with anda and Serena down my throat I can hardly see straight, never mind keep food down.
Blair: Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Blair: If anda go with them, I'll ruin you.
14. The Blair menggerutu, jalang Project
Blair: Lady Godiva, my only friend.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did anda even mandi, shower today?
Blair: nasi, beras Krispie treats?
Blair: Brooklyn... I think that's in New York.
15. Desperately Seeking Serena
Blair: And have anda seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.
Serena: Why do anda keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Blair: Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
16. All About My Brother
Blair: All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.
Blair: Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.
Blair: It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the selanjutnya Katie Holmes.
Blair: What are anda talking about? You're starting to scare me. Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you, is me. There's nothing anda could ever say to make me let go. I cinta you. What is it?
Blair: My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes?
Blair: I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like anda couldn't afford it.
17. Woman On the Verge
Blair: We've seen anda with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's. anda don't have to hide anything from us.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Blair: anda can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast club. We're your best friends. Anything anda do is something we did too.
Blair: Uh, I'm a big fan of lincoln Hawk?
18. Much I Do About Nothing
Blair: How? It's not like anda every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Blair: Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.
Blair: Ugh! They say when anda hate something, anda should slam the door in its face.
Blair: Haven't anda heard? I'm the crazy menggerutu, jalang around here.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a menggerutu, jalang enough for both of us.
Blair: Oh, you're not alone Georgina. I'm here now. And I brought some people who really really want to see you. I think anda remember your parents.
Blair: Chuck bas, bass is a romantic, who knew?
Chuck: anda don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: anda never belong to anyone.
Blair: No one ever enjoys their first time.
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Sorry, that it's so long, but Blair has a lot of awsome lines :]