Opal Koboi sulked at her monitor. The last three weeks had been dull. No action, no police chases, no nothing. Boring. Dull. Bland. She shook her head in disgust and whined.

"Briar!"

Briar Cudgeon immediately appeared behind her. "Yes, Ms.Koboi?"

"Show me the profits."

"Alright," Briar reluctantly fished in his pocket and pulled out a folded paper. "but you're not going to be happy."

Koboi unfolded the paper so fast she nearly tore it, and gasped after her eyes crossed it.

"This...this is an outrage!" Koboi exclaimed, tossing the paper in the air and bursting out of her chair. "Something must be...