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1. Last night I lay in tempat tidur looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
2. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist berkata something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
7. What anda call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what anda call him, he ain't gonna come.
8. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
9. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
10. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
11. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
12. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
13. Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia
14. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
15. anda laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
16. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
17. No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer
18. Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! - Homer
19. Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of teh with his fanged servant.
20. Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
21. Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
22. James: "We spent the whole episode cheering for the good guys!"
23. Tamaki Suou: Alright! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has diberikan his approval!
1. Last night I lay in tempat tidur looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
2. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist berkata something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
7. What anda call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what anda call him, he ain't gonna come.
8. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
9. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
10. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
11. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
12. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
13. Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia
14. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
15. anda laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
16. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
17. No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer
18. Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! - Homer
19. Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of teh with his fanged servant.
20. Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
21. Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
22. James: "We spent the whole episode cheering for the good guys!"
23. Tamaki Suou: Alright! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has diberikan his approval!
Double D is concerned about the amount of embarrassment in this article
So I conducted a pick to see if people liked the idea of me menulis an article/list about the cartoons/literary characters I've had crushes on and most berkata yes. So here is my daftar in chronological order (to the best of my remembering ability). Please don't think any lesser of me because of the people on here. :D
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#1. Bartok
So yeah, for anda people who have seen Don Bluth's Anastasia, don't judge me. For people who haven't, don't judge me still. I was like what, 6 and yeah, I...
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#1. Bartok
So yeah, for anda people who have seen Don Bluth's Anastasia, don't judge me. For people who haven't, don't judge me still. I was like what, 6 and yeah, I...
