-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone oleh it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would anda prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If anda haven't come to Forks then anda wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampire and claim to be a family and adopted oleh the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. anda berkata that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because anda don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. anda only breathe because its a habit and anda can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though anda couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because anda claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why anda appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. anda berkata that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And oleh the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because anda claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why anda appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe anda should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I cinta You.
Edward: Maybe anda should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force anda into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with anda forever and every single hari of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I cinta anda so much and I dont want anda to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase anda dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with anda forever and every single hari of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will ciuman anda passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let anda touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampire don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having detik thoughts about loving anda because i cinta my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend atau a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with anda again because eventhough i cinta my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend atau a brother but as a guy, i cinta anda more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned oleh the penulis of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just diposting this artikel to share for anda guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone oleh it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would anda prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If anda haven't come to Forks then anda wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampire and claim to be a family and adopted oleh the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. anda berkata that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because anda don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. anda only breathe because its a habit and anda can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though anda couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because anda claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why anda appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. anda berkata that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And oleh the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because anda claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why anda appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe anda should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I cinta You.
Edward: Maybe anda should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force anda into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with anda forever and every single hari of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I cinta anda so much and I dont want anda to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase anda dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with anda forever and every single hari of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will ciuman anda passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let anda touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampire don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having detik thoughts about loving anda because i cinta my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend atau a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with anda again because eventhough i cinta my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend atau a brother but as a guy, i cinta anda more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned oleh the penulis of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just diposting this artikel to share for anda guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
