1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If anda don't straighten up, I'm going to knock anda into the middle of selanjutnya week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I berkata so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If anda fall out of that ayunan and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure anda wear clean underwear, in case...
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