I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!! Enjoy!
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN diberikan LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before anda make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET kursi DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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One for the ladies
One hari my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. detik after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " universitas of Oklahoma "
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make anda the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do anda think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married anda for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do anda call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; cinta to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your tempat tidur gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: anda did not hold the bantal down long enough.
Q: How do anda keep your husband from membaca your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN diberikan LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before anda make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET kursi DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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One for the ladies
One hari my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. detik after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " universitas of Oklahoma "
_____________________________________________________________________________________
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make anda the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
_____________________________________________________________________________________
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do anda think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married anda for your money," she replied.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Q: What do anda call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; cinta to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your tempat tidur gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: anda did not hold the bantal down long enough.
Q: How do anda keep your husband from membaca your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
Vevo, an account on youtube for a lot of singers that always post their latest musik video and songs, made a daftar for the most populer singers!
Who is most viewed? Beside Lady Gaga, rihanna & shakira are detik and third.
Britney, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Selena Gomez were in the puncak, atas ten. ke$ha and Miley Cyrus followed close behind them!
Here is the complete list:
1. Lady Gaga – 1.632.450.395
2. rihanna – 1.333.881.663
3. shakira – 947.239.912
4. Britney Spears – 853.910.418
5. Beyoncé – 735.023.571
6. Taylor cepat, swift – 493.208.814
7. Jennifer Lopez – 463.577.450
8. Katy Perry – 414.950.899
9. Selena Gomez – 354.322.114
10. Christina Aguilera – 217.634.971
11. ke$ha – 191.642.959
12. Jessie J – 187.993.705
13. Nicki Minaj – 174.877.413
14. Miley Cyrus – 150.422.719
