Credit: link. I didn't write it, I thought it was pretty hilarious though!
"As an atheist, anda will occasionally meet a non-atheist who wishes to argue against your belief system. If anda are interested in discussing the matter, anda may want to prepare yourself oleh learning these simple responses to common anti-atheist arguments.
The Bible says that atheism is wrong.
"The Bible also says some guy's donkey talked."
If anda believe in God and are wrong, then it's no big deal, but if anda don't believe in God and are wrong, you'll be punished eternally, so it's not a good idea to be an atheist.