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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 64
anda Can't Win
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Duke is the oldest pony to work on the Southern Pacific. This episode is about him.
Twice a week, he drives a passenger train from Ogden to Cheyenne. It's called The Picnic, because some of the ponies stop at stations to go on picnics at parks. He always drove the train, even on days when he didn't feel well. He knew all of the passengers, and the passengers knew him.
Unfortunately, on the tenth of January in 1957, he wasn't feeling well. He passed out in the yards, and a doctor arrived in an ambulance.
Duke: *Laying on ground oleh engine*
Doctor: *Looking him over*
Duke: How am I doctor?
Doctor: You're fine. Just fine. anda were lucky that Michael called for me just as soon as anda blacked out.
Duke: *Stands up*
Anthony: *Arrives* Hello Grandpa. Are anda going to retire?
Duke: Nothing of the sort. This is a daily checkup.
Anthony: I'll tell anda what. You're too old to drive trains. anda must let me, and Roger do it for you.
Doctor: *Gets in his ambulance, and drives away*
Duke: Humpf. That'll be the day.
Anthony: When I die.
Duke: Excuse me?
Anthony: It's part of a new song oleh Buddy Holly. Let me sing it to you.
A bunch of acak ponies showed up out of nowhere with instruments, and they started to play the song.
Song: link
Anthony: *Singing the song*
Well, that'll be the day, when anda say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the hari when anda make me cry.
anda say you're gonna leave. anda know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well anda give me all your lovin' and your penyu, kura-kura dovin'.
All your hugs, and kisses, and your money too.
Well anda know anda cinta me baby.
Still anda tell me maybe, that someday when I'll be blue.
Well, that'll be the day, when anda say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the hari when anda make me cry.
anda say you're gonna leave. anda know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Instrumental section. How are anda liking the song so far?
Well, that'll be the day, when anda say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the hari when anda make me cry.
anda say you're gonna leave. anda know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well, when Cupid shot his dart.
He shot it at your heart.
So if we ever part, and I leave anda
anda sit, and hold me, and anda tell me boldly.
That someday, well I'll be blue
Well, that'll be the day, when anda say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the hari when anda make me cry.
anda say you're gonna leave. anda know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Duke: Is that it?
Anthony: Yeah.
Duke: Then I'm going to work. *Walks away* That was a stupid song.
Anthony: anda wouldn't know good musik if it kicked anda in the ass!
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah
Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.
Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*
The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.
Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: hey Duke, this isn't like anda buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies brakes*
The train stopped, and the conductor called for help. Anxious ponies waited in their seats on board, while others were outside waiting to get on.
Conductor: *Talks into loudspeakers on train* Attention, our current engineer is not feeling well. Two other engineers are coming to take his place. We will still get to Cheyenne on time.
Fifteen menit later, Roger, and Anthony arrived. They climbed into the cab of Duke'e engine.
Anthony: This is the day.
Roger: We're taking over for the old stallion. *Laughing*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Are anda two ready?
Anthony: Yeah. The real engineers are me, and Roger. Duke will be the innocent bystander, as he watches his career slip away from his hooves.
Duke: That's not funny.
Roger: But it's true.
Conductor: All aboard.
Anthony: *Drives train*
Roger: What was Duke saying after anda told him we'd take over?
Anthony: He berkata *Speaks in German accent* Humpf. That'll be the day.
Roger: When I die.
Anthony: I berkata those three words right after he told me what he said. Then, I sang the song to him oleh Buddy Holly.
Roger: What song?
Anthony: anda idiot, I just told anda the name of the song.
Roger: Can anda tell me again?
Anthony: That'll be the day.
Hours passed, and the sun was setting. Anthony had to stop at a station seven miles from Cheyenne. Roger had to get out to work on a freight train, leaving Anthony with just Duke.
Anthony: This is the hari for me, and Roger, but not for Duke. Poor old stallion.
Conductor: All aboard to Cheyenne!
Anthony: *Blows horn twice, rings the bell, and drives to Cheyenne*
Duke had a plan to get back in control of his train, but he wanted to wait for the right time.
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, anda know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that anda quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never berkata anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess anda should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: anda should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. anda could have hurt yourself.
Duke: I'm fine, but I know your fear of ants. *Looking at ant on branch*
Anthony: anda gotta be kidding me.
Duke: Let me drive the train, atau else this ant will be placed in your mane.
Anthony: Okay, it's yours.
So they switched positions in the engine. Duke drove, while Anthony did nothing. At the train station, Duke stopped his train at the station in unison with Hawkeye, who would be taking his passengers further east.
Anthony: *Gets out of train* I have done it. I got the train here all oleh myself.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his train* Interesting how we got here at the same time. Our simultaneous arrival must mean only one thing.
Anthony: What?
Hawkeye: We're twin brothers.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: anda like that one? I got lots of other jokes.
Duke: *Comes out of train*
pony 54: Hey. Why were there two ponies in that diesel?
pony 63: Yeah. Usually, it's just Duke in there oleh himself.
Hawkeye: Well, Anthony was taking over, but unfortunately he did poorly at his job, and Duke had to take over for him.
Ponies: *Laughing, and pointing at Anthony*
Duke: *Winks at Hawkeye*
Anthony: FUCK! *Running behind a wall, and hiding from everypony*
Duke: *Appears selanjutnya to Anthony* Poor old stallion. *Laughing* It's no good Anthony. anda can't win.
The end
On the selanjutnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo, and Metal Gloss go through a chain reaction of crazy events in San Franciscolt.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 64
anda Can't Win
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Duke is the oldest pony to work on the Southern Pacific. This episode is about him.
Twice a week, he drives a passenger train from Ogden to Cheyenne. It's called The Picnic, because some of the ponies stop at stations to go on picnics at parks. He always drove the train, even on days when he didn't feel well. He knew all of the passengers, and the passengers knew him.
Unfortunately, on the tenth of January in 1957, he wasn't feeling well. He passed out in the yards, and a doctor arrived in an ambulance.
Duke: *Laying on ground oleh engine*
Doctor: *Looking him over*
Duke: How am I doctor?
Doctor: You're fine. Just fine. anda were lucky that Michael called for me just as soon as anda blacked out.
Duke: *Stands up*
Anthony: *Arrives* Hello Grandpa. Are anda going to retire?
Duke: Nothing of the sort. This is a daily checkup.
Anthony: I'll tell anda what. You're too old to drive trains. anda must let me, and Roger do it for you.
Doctor: *Gets in his ambulance, and drives away*
Duke: Humpf. That'll be the day.
Anthony: When I die.
Duke: Excuse me?
Anthony: It's part of a new song oleh Buddy Holly. Let me sing it to you.
A bunch of acak ponies showed up out of nowhere with instruments, and they started to play the song.
Song: link
Anthony: *Singing the song*
Well, that'll be the day, when anda say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the hari when anda make me cry.
anda say you're gonna leave. anda know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well anda give me all your lovin' and your penyu, kura-kura dovin'.
All your hugs, and kisses, and your money too.
Well anda know anda cinta me baby.
Still anda tell me maybe, that someday when I'll be blue.
Well, that'll be the day, when anda say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the hari when anda make me cry.
anda say you're gonna leave. anda know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Instrumental section. How are anda liking the song so far?
Well, that'll be the day, when anda say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the hari when anda make me cry.
anda say you're gonna leave. anda know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well, when Cupid shot his dart.
He shot it at your heart.
So if we ever part, and I leave anda
anda sit, and hold me, and anda tell me boldly.
That someday, well I'll be blue
Well, that'll be the day, when anda say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the hari when anda make me cry.
anda say you're gonna leave. anda know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Duke: Is that it?
Anthony: Yeah.
Duke: Then I'm going to work. *Walks away* That was a stupid song.
Anthony: anda wouldn't know good musik if it kicked anda in the ass!
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah
Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.
Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*
The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.
Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: hey Duke, this isn't like anda buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies brakes*
The train stopped, and the conductor called for help. Anxious ponies waited in their seats on board, while others were outside waiting to get on.
Conductor: *Talks into loudspeakers on train* Attention, our current engineer is not feeling well. Two other engineers are coming to take his place. We will still get to Cheyenne on time.
Fifteen menit later, Roger, and Anthony arrived. They climbed into the cab of Duke'e engine.
Anthony: This is the day.
Roger: We're taking over for the old stallion. *Laughing*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Are anda two ready?
Anthony: Yeah. The real engineers are me, and Roger. Duke will be the innocent bystander, as he watches his career slip away from his hooves.
Duke: That's not funny.
Roger: But it's true.
Conductor: All aboard.
Anthony: *Drives train*
Roger: What was Duke saying after anda told him we'd take over?
Anthony: He berkata *Speaks in German accent* Humpf. That'll be the day.
Roger: When I die.
Anthony: I berkata those three words right after he told me what he said. Then, I sang the song to him oleh Buddy Holly.
Roger: What song?
Anthony: anda idiot, I just told anda the name of the song.
Roger: Can anda tell me again?
Anthony: That'll be the day.
Hours passed, and the sun was setting. Anthony had to stop at a station seven miles from Cheyenne. Roger had to get out to work on a freight train, leaving Anthony with just Duke.
Anthony: This is the hari for me, and Roger, but not for Duke. Poor old stallion.
Conductor: All aboard to Cheyenne!
Anthony: *Blows horn twice, rings the bell, and drives to Cheyenne*
Duke had a plan to get back in control of his train, but he wanted to wait for the right time.
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, anda know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that anda quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never berkata anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess anda should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: anda should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. anda could have hurt yourself.
Duke: I'm fine, but I know your fear of ants. *Looking at ant on branch*
Anthony: anda gotta be kidding me.
Duke: Let me drive the train, atau else this ant will be placed in your mane.
Anthony: Okay, it's yours.
So they switched positions in the engine. Duke drove, while Anthony did nothing. At the train station, Duke stopped his train at the station in unison with Hawkeye, who would be taking his passengers further east.
Anthony: *Gets out of train* I have done it. I got the train here all oleh myself.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his train* Interesting how we got here at the same time. Our simultaneous arrival must mean only one thing.
Anthony: What?
Hawkeye: We're twin brothers.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: anda like that one? I got lots of other jokes.
Duke: *Comes out of train*
pony 54: Hey. Why were there two ponies in that diesel?
pony 63: Yeah. Usually, it's just Duke in there oleh himself.
Hawkeye: Well, Anthony was taking over, but unfortunately he did poorly at his job, and Duke had to take over for him.
Ponies: *Laughing, and pointing at Anthony*
Duke: *Winks at Hawkeye*
Anthony: FUCK! *Running behind a wall, and hiding from everypony*
Duke: *Appears selanjutnya to Anthony* Poor old stallion. *Laughing* It's no good Anthony. anda can't win.
The end
On the selanjutnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo, and Metal Gloss go through a chain reaction of crazy events in San Franciscolt.
