Light: (Watching Attack on Titan) What the hell can that guy do that I can’t
Eren: (Kills a Titan)
Light: ………… (Writes Eren’s name in the Death Note)
Eren: (Gets eaten oleh a Titan)
Light: HA HA!
Eren: (Transforms into a Titan)
Light: OH, FUCK YOU
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L: (In laptop) Okay, hello everyone. I’m L, the world’s greatest detective. Who are anda all
Soichiro: I am Soichiro, but anda will all call me Chief, no matter what. I am the chief-
L: Of course
Soichiro: And… actually, that’s about it
Aizawa: I’m Aizawa, and I am rarely taken seriously because of my suit
L: Yeah…….. Your suit
Matsuda: I’m Matsuda, and-
L: Yeah, I don’t care. Anyway, I have gotten information that criminals have died from morning to evening on weekdays. This could mean Kira is actually a student. Possibly a student who is popular, has brown hair, and could quite possibly eat chips in the most epic way possible.
Soichiro: But there are millions of people like that
L: Yes, but we can’t rule out the fact that Kira is a student. I will keep that in mind for later. Anything else
Matsuda: Well, crimes have been decreasing since criminals have been dying
(Everyone goes quiet)
L: … Oh, well no shit, Matsuda. I mean, if anda were to commit a crime, do anda actually think you’d survive at all once your face is plastered on the news
Matsuda: Well, no, but-
L: Exactly. This is why anda shouldn’t talk at meetings
Matsuda: But this is our first meeting
L: Scratch that, this is why anda shouldn’t talk period.
Matsuda: Ooooh
L: Okay. Everyone, I want anda to investigate the victims. And be thero on the faces. Especially the faces. That is all. Bye-bye………
Soichiro: Uhh
L: Oh, shit. Uh, Watari. Could anda carry the laptop out of here (Watari does so)
(Later)
Matsuda: Hey, Chief, sorry about mentioning the decline in crimes. I just thought it was important
Soichiro: (Places his hand on Matsuda’s shoulder) ….. SHUT THE FUCK UP, MATSUDA!
(Meanwhile)
Light: anda just gotta carry the two
Sayu: But this is science homework
Light: CARRY THE GODDAMN TWO!
(Door rings)
Sayu: (Opens the door) Hi, dad
Soichiro: (Rings the doorbell)
Sayu: Uh, dad
Soichiro: I CAN’T STOP!
(Meanwhile)
Ryuk: So, your old mans the chief of police
Light: That’s right. And thanks to that, I can just use his computer to find out what the police have learned about Kira. Of course, I doubt they’ll find out anything about Ki- (See’s that they found out Kira is a student) ……….. (Clicks out of it and watches a video)
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Light: (Starts grinning)
(Meanwhile)
L: Okay, so, as it turns out, there were lebih murders. This time, they were a bit… different from the last murders
(Yesterday)
Light: (Writing in the Death Note) Marcus Jones, but before he does, writes on a piece of paper “White Chicks did this to me”
(Meanwhile)
Soichiro: Oh my god, White Chicks is the worst kind of person
L: But, I know that with all of anda here, we will be able to achieve this and stop Kira. Who’s with me
Police: Actually, we have our resignation letters
L: FUCK!
(Meanwhile)
Teacher: Light, would anda please read for the class the selanjutnya paragraph
Light: (Reads) Hey, man. Did anda see the last TWD last night- Whoops, sorry. That’s my text message
Ryuk: (Looks out the window, and see’s a man standing outside) What the-
(Meanwhile)
Watari: L?
L: Yes?
Watari: The FBI agent from America has been made it and is spying on a group of underaged children right now
L: Well, when anda put it that way, he sounds like a real hero
(Meanwhile)
Ryuk: Light, there’s some guy following us)
Light: Why are anda telling me this
Ryuk: Isn’t it obvious. He’s creeping me the fuck out.
Light: Well, that man has no idea who he’s dealing with
FBI Agent: *Who the fuck is he talking to*
(Later)
Light: (Walks into his room) How am I going to get rid of that Neighborhood Watch Guy
Ryuk: Perhaps I can help
Light: How?
Ryuk: Us Shinigami have something called the Shinigami Eye
Light: Oh really
Ryuk: Yep. With it, we can see a humans name and lifespan. Of course, I won’t tell anda what your lifespan is.
Light: Why not
Ryuk: Because reasons. Of course, I could give anda the Shinigami Eyes
Light: Really?
Ryuk: Yes, but, anda have to give me something in return
Light: Like what. Another apple
Ryuk: As great as that would be, no. I want half of your lifespan
Light: ….
Ryuk: So, do we have a deal
Light: Well-
To Be Continued
Eren: (Kills a Titan)
Light: ………… (Writes Eren’s name in the Death Note)
Eren: (Gets eaten oleh a Titan)
Light: HA HA!
Eren: (Transforms into a Titan)
Light: OH, FUCK YOU
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L: (In laptop) Okay, hello everyone. I’m L, the world’s greatest detective. Who are anda all
Soichiro: I am Soichiro, but anda will all call me Chief, no matter what. I am the chief-
L: Of course
Soichiro: And… actually, that’s about it
Aizawa: I’m Aizawa, and I am rarely taken seriously because of my suit
L: Yeah…….. Your suit
Matsuda: I’m Matsuda, and-
L: Yeah, I don’t care. Anyway, I have gotten information that criminals have died from morning to evening on weekdays. This could mean Kira is actually a student. Possibly a student who is popular, has brown hair, and could quite possibly eat chips in the most epic way possible.
Soichiro: But there are millions of people like that
L: Yes, but we can’t rule out the fact that Kira is a student. I will keep that in mind for later. Anything else
Matsuda: Well, crimes have been decreasing since criminals have been dying
(Everyone goes quiet)
L: … Oh, well no shit, Matsuda. I mean, if anda were to commit a crime, do anda actually think you’d survive at all once your face is plastered on the news
Matsuda: Well, no, but-
L: Exactly. This is why anda shouldn’t talk at meetings
Matsuda: But this is our first meeting
L: Scratch that, this is why anda shouldn’t talk period.
Matsuda: Ooooh
L: Okay. Everyone, I want anda to investigate the victims. And be thero on the faces. Especially the faces. That is all. Bye-bye………
Soichiro: Uhh
L: Oh, shit. Uh, Watari. Could anda carry the laptop out of here (Watari does so)
(Later)
Matsuda: Hey, Chief, sorry about mentioning the decline in crimes. I just thought it was important
Soichiro: (Places his hand on Matsuda’s shoulder) ….. SHUT THE FUCK UP, MATSUDA!
(Meanwhile)
Light: anda just gotta carry the two
Sayu: But this is science homework
Light: CARRY THE GODDAMN TWO!
(Door rings)
Sayu: (Opens the door) Hi, dad
Soichiro: (Rings the doorbell)
Sayu: Uh, dad
Soichiro: I CAN’T STOP!
(Meanwhile)
Ryuk: So, your old mans the chief of police
Light: That’s right. And thanks to that, I can just use his computer to find out what the police have learned about Kira. Of course, I doubt they’ll find out anything about Ki- (See’s that they found out Kira is a student) ……….. (Clicks out of it and watches a video)
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Light: (Starts grinning)
(Meanwhile)
L: Okay, so, as it turns out, there were lebih murders. This time, they were a bit… different from the last murders
(Yesterday)
Light: (Writing in the Death Note) Marcus Jones, but before he does, writes on a piece of paper “White Chicks did this to me”
(Meanwhile)
Soichiro: Oh my god, White Chicks is the worst kind of person
L: But, I know that with all of anda here, we will be able to achieve this and stop Kira. Who’s with me
Police: Actually, we have our resignation letters
L: FUCK!
(Meanwhile)
Teacher: Light, would anda please read for the class the selanjutnya paragraph
Light: (Reads) Hey, man. Did anda see the last TWD last night- Whoops, sorry. That’s my text message
Ryuk: (Looks out the window, and see’s a man standing outside) What the-
(Meanwhile)
Watari: L?
L: Yes?
Watari: The FBI agent from America has been made it and is spying on a group of underaged children right now
L: Well, when anda put it that way, he sounds like a real hero
(Meanwhile)
Ryuk: Light, there’s some guy following us)
Light: Why are anda telling me this
Ryuk: Isn’t it obvious. He’s creeping me the fuck out.
Light: Well, that man has no idea who he’s dealing with
FBI Agent: *Who the fuck is he talking to*
(Later)
Light: (Walks into his room) How am I going to get rid of that Neighborhood Watch Guy
Ryuk: Perhaps I can help
Light: How?
Ryuk: Us Shinigami have something called the Shinigami Eye
Light: Oh really
Ryuk: Yep. With it, we can see a humans name and lifespan. Of course, I won’t tell anda what your lifespan is.
Light: Why not
Ryuk: Because reasons. Of course, I could give anda the Shinigami Eyes
Light: Really?
Ryuk: Yes, but, anda have to give me something in return
Light: Like what. Another apple
Ryuk: As great as that would be, no. I want half of your lifespan
Light: ….
Ryuk: So, do we have a deal
Light: Well-
To Be Continued
anda only have to follow 1 little step and that is......TO TELL THEM THAT anime IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND anda DONT CARE WHAT THEY THINK BECAUSE anda ARE anda AND THEY CANT TELL anda WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!
Also if they still think that anime is for nerds and geeks....you could force him atau her to watch an episode of your favorit anime and then ask to see what they think. And they better watch it....cuz im watching.....
P.S. anime is just something that everybody should enjoy becaise let's face it, mostly all of the shows that are shown on t.v are anime. And the majority of the world falls head over heels in cinta with it.
HOPE THAT HELPED!! ^.^
Also if they still think that anime is for nerds and geeks....you could force him atau her to watch an episode of your favorit anime and then ask to see what they think. And they better watch it....cuz im watching.....
P.S. anime is just something that everybody should enjoy becaise let's face it, mostly all of the shows that are shown on t.v are anime. And the majority of the world falls head over heels in cinta with it.
HOPE THAT HELPED!! ^.^
