AN: This is my first fanfoc dos pleasce be nice. :D ALSO I DOMT HAVE SPECLLCHECK SRRY!!! ANYOINE WANT TO BE MY EDIOTRY?
Okasy mu n ame is, Jane and i gam new in tworn and i go to this schoo called Plarl Basily Higha whenere all dese other axkids got tool. I Kinda look elike that schikc from Bigh Bang Theory Kalye Culcioo. I was walkjngn down the hall and this stufpid ncoych Lisa Lislver told me i was n ot coolo engoug wto han g out with her, wshich is n fine cause she is bunm. But then i swa likt sethis relaky utre guy and he had fgllase and he was looking ant me i went over to him, but he ran away so i just wanet ot class. It was boring but after I angsa, swan trta guy again aoso I trued againf but his friend was japanese. I asked him what his name was i told him i was called JANE, he said"jhi Jane my names i s Stve Smitn and I ama nerd but i dont care cause Lisa SIlver is a bumb bicth." "I KNWOS!" i shouted and he was ll like wanna hang out with me and my friendz? And I was all like omg totsally! "K" hea asail""this is SNot, Bary and Tioshu.: They wasved at me and i wasved back, We enedt out togetehr outside the school aand it was a really nice day. H ew sas so cute I wanted to slkiss khikm, buyt I SO didn't! Anyw asy it was time to go halaman awal so I went holme. END OF CHAPTR ONE!
CHAPTER 2
So wen I got halaman awal my mom waz all like "Wear have U been!?" And I waZ all like "@ skool Muther!" She gforgot atau something, idk. So then I went to my room and I waz just listening to some Lady Gaga but then my mom noked on my door and she sais that sumwon is hear to C me. So I went sown stares cause I thought it waz gonna B Steve smiht but it waz not. It waz a gurl who used to hang out with iLsa Silver, but now she waz saing she wood rather b with me be cause of how much alat pendingin, pendingin i waz then HER!~ she told me she liked that band that did that won song called 'IF I DYE YOUNG", (does sumwon no the name? Plz TELL ME!") We wnet on FANPOP.COM (lololo like i am now!) and did eech others hare. But then she had to go halaman awal be cause it was time for her to have sujm super. My mom wanten my to eeat too, so i did.
END OF CHAPTER @!
CHAPTOR 3
Well da selanjutnya hari @ skool I told Sneve "I LOE YOU!" and he told ME he did too!!! but sarang, den all the otter's berkata "WE HAVE A POINTS OFZ VEIW!" Turns our they all oves me too!!! I was so overwhiled that i ran to the batroom and was like crying everyehere, bt then that gurl Lisa Silver came and was meing mean and her friend, Amu who came 2 mi hose yesturday was EVEN kacang MEEN 2!!!1! I could not believ it so i was really epuste cayse npw steve and snot and bary and Toshiy all LOVED ME!! and Lisa and Amy waws SO MEEN!!! I ran out of there but i couldnt keep from criyng all over the HOLE S<KOOL!!!A! (somethiomes i get some kinda spazzams) But i juts watnet do to go ohome and watch the monkye chronicals. I was skepping schol when w teeecher names Mr. Ipoddell told me "GET BAXCK YO XCLASS OER I WILL CSLL YIoYR MUTHWEZR!" Well i din not want that dut i also didn't want to cgo back to skool so i just RAM past him and BOOOOM i am Ou1! So it was asuch a sunny hari i walked to the [ark and d'id whatver the HELL i wanted to for the rest of the day, till shingking about how everyone was cinta me and how all the firls where like SO meen.
CHAPTER 4
So i was just sitting in the partk minding my won bizness and i COULD NOT BELVE! Ther was a freaking ZOMBITYE!!! "OMG itsa zmbye!" I byellowed and i RAN up to it and i was like goona lkill it but then TOD FRIKIN SHOWS UP!! and hes all lik "THATS frm te book of pore evil! we gotsa get rid of it, and he does and thenm everythings was fine". Tod was very cute buit not as cute ad steve, i was SO biored. BUT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS A AELIEN!! At frist i thot it was also frm the book, but it SO was not! It was waring a wing and i NEW it was not a prerosn but otters thot her WAS! I ran up to it and berkata U R FROM SPACZE! and it looked at me and ran away out og my sight ov vision. 123 was me. Well i could not go chasing ailiens write now, i had to go halaman awal to were i liverd. My mom was there ind i yelld "Y R U NOT AT WORK!?" asnd she berkata "Y RU NOT AT SKOOL"!
CHAPTER 5
"Womce upron a time there was a guy who rally wanted to be a famos mmagican nso he ask da devil to give h im a gf but sarang, den he had to die." Sed the techer who was teeching is da story of flosst. "I like this story os much" berkata brua. "I no rite?" i asked him back. But when wher wrer lerning the firl came in the roon and he aw kacang a dictriptin. "GET DA HELL OOT OF HEAR" dead the teecher, but no1 wood leabe. So i got up out of my seet and sed to her "GTFO atau I WILL TRY ANDS MAKE YOU!" "Sghe berkata to go ahead" but i knew the only why i could was to tell everiwon ehr secrete. "AMI LIKED THAT BAND WHO DOES THE SOMG IF I DIE YOUNG" I yeled./ (srsly? an1 no the name, it would sure hlep alot./) Anyways,s he was mortifried!!! AND ran away. Everwon cheerd and i was carryd ou t of thr calss bu the hole class.
END OF CHAPTOZR 3
CHAPTER6
Did u no Steve has a really cool sister named Haley? Shes cool and is gonna teach me about oots of thisfnbgs sucah as HOW TI GET A BF LOLOLOLOLOLOL. I did not tell her that i was in luv withe her bioorhter cause that would SO crepjt her out, But she wtold me that if i wanted yo get a bf i had to be dure i made ajhbop ago. So i did hjust that. I tried to use ot io pinres Steve but it DIDNT WORK!!!!!!!!!!! I wnet hjome and my mo was all like "I TOLDS anda AMILLION TIMS TO DO DA DITCHES!"
CHATPER 7
AN" I NO MY SPELLING IS BAD OKA JUST TRY TIK IIGNNOREW IT! ABHHGHHN!!!!!@
I didsnktg know rhwta to t0oso iso i asked Snot to helpi m get Steve tyo fall in ove woyh mw, But he didn't know what to de either, Stp but then he goyt a nbi diea and he asdai what if otu just cated like anda didn't olike him anyomore thenm maybe he waiil fall in ove with you. The netx hari at school whent like this. "OKAT" i berkata to steve"why are anda aleayw s wersing that same oootrit. " "IDK he asid i like tih. Then i reemmbered that Beef was actyoally ar eaely good asger. so i thouhg, maybe sTve ahas ome o hident talent/.s I tired ingonirn g thim the nest c tfew days but i culd. But then there is this gilr hho gpes there calle LInsy coolige. She otld me NOT to listent to Snot cause her awasn only hrlpjng me for personoalo gain!!! WHAT?! i creamed angrly. "yeah' she asiad "it sturns out that snot is catukally in luv wihtn STvene himslef hanf hats wa why he aggev anda dab saran no puroplise! Are paths are on nfidierent dides of the roas. Is jwt i instentluy thjouhg otf.
CHAPTER 8
Well I marched witey up to Snot and berkata "Lindsy told me ythat toy only wrere helpjng me for personal gain!" He sauid "NO IT IS A LIE!!!" But i new yoo much beacuse i knew lindsjy wouldbn't lie to me, beacuse htat is girls doce. But he kept telling me that he wsasn onot lying. THEN!!!! Tosjik came and sayd "what id fni ti turns out SNot it s eeling the truth." i thought about this for a scebf anbd theb eccepted it. I mean ilv non snot longer hthen lindsye, so coulkd be trye, i knew jwy had to gifgure out a way to stop lisa lsikver and her gang from destroying the schhoo. So we bander togerther and tried to stip her, byt she as too poewrfull, We wre talking the selanjutnya aday and ti turngs out that snot wa s actually been raped bu this teecher. So we called olivea and satbler, theyc ame fast and berkata that it was gona be ok. They arrsted mr. Oopodeel and ew lived happily ever after,
END OF CHARPET 8
CHAPTOR9
Sniwt was stiil kinda sad about been raped, but i told him he shood heer up because it was not as bad as it sems and he agreed. Barry was eating skme permen and i asked ig i could ahve one and hes daid that i cood. I was with my boyfirend, my new boyfriend, he was a swweet as ke kood be. It wasnot Steve it was a gux named Rujined Evening. Men and him where mamkjing aout in the bathrookm, wbut then i was making put with him and HIS WING CAME OFF!........It was the eilen frok befire!!!!!!!!!! I said. U R THE GUY FROM SPACe!!! He was gona run away buyt i made him satue and was all like, "I;m gona tell everyone your an eelen unless ypu help me get Stve to fall in cinta wit me!!!
END OF CHAPTER NAONE
CHAPTER 10
Well the neasct hari iw as wairting for Stve to fall in lvoe eith me. Hea was siitnng down when all of the sun, he was in cinta with me. I idn't know why but i didnt care. Then i sed. "there is a eilen around ehre somewear and we got tos puncak, atas him, but then lsai silver came and was all like "i'm still gonna destroy the skoolQ" So then wae head to stop her!!!
PS WAS my spellin aniy betetr this time?
CHAPTER 11
Well lso lisa and her freinds were trying to sewtroy the school and sp htne i wanted tp stop her but it was IMPAOOSIIBE! I just wanted to stip her but she sai "i know anda do but what am in" OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FU i sed. Well steve was being all uporti ve but now i'm cold, ughh well se stopped her and hten everyome was cinta us.
CHAPTER 12
So after we stoped lisa, they like, totlaly lokedc her up in jail, jha ha ha. I was at halaman awal with my friends stebe, snot , barry , thoshy, and linzee. W3e were watching Blech. It is such a hgooed anime. Wew her rtalking about how much we all loved it so much, when just then, someone waked int o da roo, it WAS! AAMT!!! She ehad a giun! She wa goona kills us, "please dont; kill us" we all beged, buw then some one ewls calem into my hose, it wasa KATEY PARRY!! She tok the gun away froma my and kicked her in her stupid ugly face. I WAS SO HAPPY, then i woke, up. DAm all nust a draem. i had to go to chool thre selanjutnya day, iw wad happy cause lisa was still in jale. But we had to go t to as tupid pred rally. Al the teechers was so boting and rhe cherleaders wehere cheering, i sed to Linsie "i wish i was a cheerleder" and she dais "not they are bitches" i afgeed. They intodiched all the dumb jo jkc on the spoter s taeams but she just rooled are eyes. I was talking to my firned waen owon of the teechers tokd me to be quit! I sed. "NO!" he sed "
What did anda say to em>?" I berkata "SHUT UP!" and all me freidnms wher cheering and clapoing! I stood yup and pnhced him right int he face. They all thogt i war awesum. The gess who showxs up for reel? Katey parry. And she sed tome and friendz "that was so imrpessive im gpoing rot rite my selanjutnya sonf abpout that!" I was so happy, but AMy was noT! She sed "no katey rite ur song aboort me!" "and kaetuy berkata NO! Your just a menggerutu, jalang like that menggerutu, jalang Adeele" 'yeaj, Linzy tolf her. Where cool like DGaga, ke4ha and tyler swift." KATEYw as so pleezec. She invited us all bak to mer manson. She had a biog pool and kuda anbd lots of tohter cool stuff, her walls had fold records all over them , and her all her costumes from da vids where hanging up all over the waslls. It was so greet. wE STAYED FOR TOHR LONG time and then i had to go home, and so did ever1, sept lionze. Wonder why? Well when i got hoome my mom was rel mad at me becaus i was oot and nevr called. "I saecd, mom i was with katye pearry/ " she didn't beleeve me aand GROUNDED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENDO F CHAPTEZR 1`12
Okasy mu n ame is, Jane and i gam new in tworn and i go to this schoo called Plarl Basily Higha whenere all dese other axkids got tool. I Kinda look elike that schikc from Bigh Bang Theory Kalye Culcioo. I was walkjngn down the hall and this stufpid ncoych Lisa Lislver told me i was n ot coolo engoug wto han g out with her, wshich is n fine cause she is bunm. But then i swa likt sethis relaky utre guy and he had fgllase and he was looking ant me i went over to him, but he ran away so i just wanet ot class. It was boring but after I angsa, swan trta guy again aoso I trued againf but his friend was japanese. I asked him what his name was i told him i was called JANE, he said"jhi Jane my names i s Stve Smitn and I ama nerd but i dont care cause Lisa SIlver is a bumb bicth." "I KNWOS!" i shouted and he was ll like wanna hang out with me and my friendz? And I was all like omg totsally! "K" hea asail""this is SNot, Bary and Tioshu.: They wasved at me and i wasved back, We enedt out togetehr outside the school aand it was a really nice day. H ew sas so cute I wanted to slkiss khikm, buyt I SO didn't! Anyw asy it was time to go halaman awal so I went holme. END OF CHAPTR ONE!
CHAPTER 2
So wen I got halaman awal my mom waz all like "Wear have U been!?" And I waZ all like "@ skool Muther!" She gforgot atau something, idk. So then I went to my room and I waz just listening to some Lady Gaga but then my mom noked on my door and she sais that sumwon is hear to C me. So I went sown stares cause I thought it waz gonna B Steve smiht but it waz not. It waz a gurl who used to hang out with iLsa Silver, but now she waz saing she wood rather b with me be cause of how much alat pendingin, pendingin i waz then HER!~ she told me she liked that band that did that won song called 'IF I DYE YOUNG", (does sumwon no the name? Plz TELL ME!") We wnet on FANPOP.COM (lololo like i am now!) and did eech others hare. But then she had to go halaman awal be cause it was time for her to have sujm super. My mom wanten my to eeat too, so i did.
END OF CHAPTER @!
CHAPTOR 3
Well da selanjutnya hari @ skool I told Sneve "I LOE YOU!" and he told ME he did too!!! but sarang, den all the otter's berkata "WE HAVE A POINTS OFZ VEIW!" Turns our they all oves me too!!! I was so overwhiled that i ran to the batroom and was like crying everyehere, bt then that gurl Lisa Silver came and was meing mean and her friend, Amu who came 2 mi hose yesturday was EVEN kacang MEEN 2!!!1! I could not believ it so i was really epuste cayse npw steve and snot and bary and Toshiy all LOVED ME!! and Lisa and Amy waws SO MEEN!!! I ran out of there but i couldnt keep from criyng all over the HOLE S<KOOL!!!A! (somethiomes i get some kinda spazzams) But i juts watnet do to go ohome and watch the monkye chronicals. I was skepping schol when w teeecher names Mr. Ipoddell told me "GET BAXCK YO XCLASS OER I WILL CSLL YIoYR MUTHWEZR!" Well i din not want that dut i also didn't want to cgo back to skool so i just RAM past him and BOOOOM i am Ou1! So it was asuch a sunny hari i walked to the [ark and d'id whatver the HELL i wanted to for the rest of the day, till shingking about how everyone was cinta me and how all the firls where like SO meen.
CHAPTER 4
So i was just sitting in the partk minding my won bizness and i COULD NOT BELVE! Ther was a freaking ZOMBITYE!!! "OMG itsa zmbye!" I byellowed and i RAN up to it and i was like goona lkill it but then TOD FRIKIN SHOWS UP!! and hes all lik "THATS frm te book of pore evil! we gotsa get rid of it, and he does and thenm everythings was fine". Tod was very cute buit not as cute ad steve, i was SO biored. BUT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS A AELIEN!! At frist i thot it was also frm the book, but it SO was not! It was waring a wing and i NEW it was not a prerosn but otters thot her WAS! I ran up to it and berkata U R FROM SPACZE! and it looked at me and ran away out og my sight ov vision. 123 was me. Well i could not go chasing ailiens write now, i had to go halaman awal to were i liverd. My mom was there ind i yelld "Y R U NOT AT WORK!?" asnd she berkata "Y RU NOT AT SKOOL"!
CHAPTER 5
"Womce upron a time there was a guy who rally wanted to be a famos mmagican nso he ask da devil to give h im a gf but sarang, den he had to die." Sed the techer who was teeching is da story of flosst. "I like this story os much" berkata brua. "I no rite?" i asked him back. But when wher wrer lerning the firl came in the roon and he aw kacang a dictriptin. "GET DA HELL OOT OF HEAR" dead the teecher, but no1 wood leabe. So i got up out of my seet and sed to her "GTFO atau I WILL TRY ANDS MAKE YOU!" "Sghe berkata to go ahead" but i knew the only why i could was to tell everiwon ehr secrete. "AMI LIKED THAT BAND WHO DOES THE SOMG IF I DIE YOUNG" I yeled./ (srsly? an1 no the name, it would sure hlep alot./) Anyways,s he was mortifried!!! AND ran away. Everwon cheerd and i was carryd ou t of thr calss bu the hole class.
END OF CHAPTOZR 3
CHAPTER6
Did u no Steve has a really cool sister named Haley? Shes cool and is gonna teach me about oots of thisfnbgs sucah as HOW TI GET A BF LOLOLOLOLOLOL. I did not tell her that i was in luv withe her bioorhter cause that would SO crepjt her out, But she wtold me that if i wanted yo get a bf i had to be dure i made ajhbop ago. So i did hjust that. I tried to use ot io pinres Steve but it DIDNT WORK!!!!!!!!!!! I wnet hjome and my mo was all like "I TOLDS anda AMILLION TIMS TO DO DA DITCHES!"
CHATPER 7
AN" I NO MY SPELLING IS BAD OKA JUST TRY TIK IIGNNOREW IT! ABHHGHHN!!!!!@
I didsnktg know rhwta to t0oso iso i asked Snot to helpi m get Steve tyo fall in ove woyh mw, But he didn't know what to de either, Stp but then he goyt a nbi diea and he asdai what if otu just cated like anda didn't olike him anyomore thenm maybe he waiil fall in ove with you. The netx hari at school whent like this. "OKAT" i berkata to steve"why are anda aleayw s wersing that same oootrit. " "IDK he asid i like tih. Then i reemmbered that Beef was actyoally ar eaely good asger. so i thouhg, maybe sTve ahas ome o hident talent/.s I tired ingonirn g thim the nest c tfew days but i culd. But then there is this gilr hho gpes there calle LInsy coolige. She otld me NOT to listent to Snot cause her awasn only hrlpjng me for personoalo gain!!! WHAT?! i creamed angrly. "yeah' she asiad "it sturns out that snot is catukally in luv wihtn STvene himslef hanf hats wa why he aggev anda dab saran no puroplise! Are paths are on nfidierent dides of the roas. Is jwt i instentluy thjouhg otf.
CHAPTER 8
Well I marched witey up to Snot and berkata "Lindsy told me ythat toy only wrere helpjng me for personal gain!" He sauid "NO IT IS A LIE!!!" But i new yoo much beacuse i knew lindsjy wouldbn't lie to me, beacuse htat is girls doce. But he kept telling me that he wsasn onot lying. THEN!!!! Tosjik came and sayd "what id fni ti turns out SNot it s eeling the truth." i thought about this for a scebf anbd theb eccepted it. I mean ilv non snot longer hthen lindsye, so coulkd be trye, i knew jwy had to gifgure out a way to stop lisa lsikver and her gang from destroying the schhoo. So we bander togerther and tried to stip her, byt she as too poewrfull, We wre talking the selanjutnya aday and ti turngs out that snot wa s actually been raped bu this teecher. So we called olivea and satbler, theyc ame fast and berkata that it was gona be ok. They arrsted mr. Oopodeel and ew lived happily ever after,
END OF CHARPET 8
CHAPTOR9
Sniwt was stiil kinda sad about been raped, but i told him he shood heer up because it was not as bad as it sems and he agreed. Barry was eating skme permen and i asked ig i could ahve one and hes daid that i cood. I was with my boyfirend, my new boyfriend, he was a swweet as ke kood be. It wasnot Steve it was a gux named Rujined Evening. Men and him where mamkjing aout in the bathrookm, wbut then i was making put with him and HIS WING CAME OFF!........It was the eilen frok befire!!!!!!!!!! I said. U R THE GUY FROM SPACe!!! He was gona run away buyt i made him satue and was all like, "I;m gona tell everyone your an eelen unless ypu help me get Stve to fall in cinta wit me!!!
END OF CHAPTER NAONE
CHAPTER 10
Well the neasct hari iw as wairting for Stve to fall in lvoe eith me. Hea was siitnng down when all of the sun, he was in cinta with me. I idn't know why but i didnt care. Then i sed. "there is a eilen around ehre somewear and we got tos puncak, atas him, but then lsai silver came and was all like "i'm still gonna destroy the skoolQ" So then wae head to stop her!!!
PS WAS my spellin aniy betetr this time?
CHAPTER 11
Well lso lisa and her freinds were trying to sewtroy the school and sp htne i wanted tp stop her but it was IMPAOOSIIBE! I just wanted to stip her but she sai "i know anda do but what am in" OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FU i sed. Well steve was being all uporti ve but now i'm cold, ughh well se stopped her and hten everyome was cinta us.
CHAPTER 12
So after we stoped lisa, they like, totlaly lokedc her up in jail, jha ha ha. I was at halaman awal with my friends stebe, snot , barry , thoshy, and linzee. W3e were watching Blech. It is such a hgooed anime. Wew her rtalking about how much we all loved it so much, when just then, someone waked int o da roo, it WAS! AAMT!!! She ehad a giun! She wa goona kills us, "please dont; kill us" we all beged, buw then some one ewls calem into my hose, it wasa KATEY PARRY!! She tok the gun away froma my and kicked her in her stupid ugly face. I WAS SO HAPPY, then i woke, up. DAm all nust a draem. i had to go to chool thre selanjutnya day, iw wad happy cause lisa was still in jale. But we had to go t to as tupid pred rally. Al the teechers was so boting and rhe cherleaders wehere cheering, i sed to Linsie "i wish i was a cheerleder" and she dais "not they are bitches" i afgeed. They intodiched all the dumb jo jkc on the spoter s taeams but she just rooled are eyes. I was talking to my firned waen owon of the teechers tokd me to be quit! I sed. "NO!" he sed "
What did anda say to em>?" I berkata "SHUT UP!" and all me freidnms wher cheering and clapoing! I stood yup and pnhced him right int he face. They all thogt i war awesum. The gess who showxs up for reel? Katey parry. And she sed tome and friendz "that was so imrpessive im gpoing rot rite my selanjutnya sonf abpout that!" I was so happy, but AMy was noT! She sed "no katey rite ur song aboort me!" "and kaetuy berkata NO! Your just a menggerutu, jalang like that menggerutu, jalang Adeele" 'yeaj, Linzy tolf her. Where cool like DGaga, ke4ha and tyler swift." KATEYw as so pleezec. She invited us all bak to mer manson. She had a biog pool and kuda anbd lots of tohter cool stuff, her walls had fold records all over them , and her all her costumes from da vids where hanging up all over the waslls. It was so greet. wE STAYED FOR TOHR LONG time and then i had to go home, and so did ever1, sept lionze. Wonder why? Well when i got hoome my mom was rel mad at me becaus i was oot and nevr called. "I saecd, mom i was with katye pearry/ " she didn't beleeve me aand GROUNDED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENDO F CHAPTEZR 1`12
