I always make songs about life being hard
But honestly it all makes me feel like i’m a bard
I try to take the trials
And make them seem like just stepping tiles
But honestly it’s all frustrating
Which if i’m not careful can be devastating
Maybe I should just find somebody
Maybe then I can find my melody


The man who complaints about having a cramp
Has always been accused of being a tramp
I guess it’s true cuz i see the women
But I guess it’s okay cuz business is boomin.