hey ;)I wrote a parody I think anda laughed heartily, I'm sorry for mistakes...
Bella lying on the floor and the kidney, they were at Carlisle and Edward. well I heard what they are talking, but I was not interested, I thought, how to draw the attention of bel, bell Edvos that they face suvalgyčiau D as Edward thought Bella and only he could read the thoughts of others but what to think. I suddenly had an idea "and has Dzaspis ketchup" as long as they were all concentrated James combustion. insert hand to match his pockets and was looking for ketchup. and what did I just deteriorate: gandonu pack, fork and chew and some blood. Advertising: 99% of certain blood chemicals, and 1% of the blood.ketchup tastier than real blood, which no decent nepagauni. But not in substance, DO Carlisle has come to one problem less. thought it would kill shot James while James is a vampire and a little Edva parch. Chi chi chi. Sounds žvengt started. All turned to me,
what are anda doing now Emmett? - Asked Rosalie and hugged hands and began to make cling onto the neck. I can sleep whit her here, but I want to eat. So the distance. then I picked up the wood, and I did not go to the edvos quieter. only allowed as far as my muscle. sneak up and light his pasiauta. (I do not know where he comes from Even if anda have: D) and it started to burn! and fled, leaving one Bella. And i just jumps on it as I started ketchup pils where randomly. and eat, while D and what it ate Edvard extinguish . Already thought hi will kill me but no hi tolld just
finally. Thank you,- hi berkata ang gave me a kiss-and that was horrible .than I ran to Rosalie. And she bang to him.
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The end
Bella lying on the floor and the kidney, they were at Carlisle and Edward. well I heard what they are talking, but I was not interested, I thought, how to draw the attention of bel, bell Edvos that they face suvalgyčiau D as Edward thought Bella and only he could read the thoughts of others but what to think. I suddenly had an idea "and has Dzaspis ketchup" as long as they were all concentrated James combustion. insert hand to match his pockets and was looking for ketchup. and what did I just deteriorate: gandonu pack, fork and chew and some blood. Advertising: 99% of certain blood chemicals, and 1% of the blood.ketchup tastier than real blood, which no decent nepagauni. But not in substance, DO Carlisle has come to one problem less. thought it would kill shot James while James is a vampire and a little Edva parch. Chi chi chi. Sounds žvengt started. All turned to me,
what are anda doing now Emmett? - Asked Rosalie and hugged hands and began to make cling onto the neck. I can sleep whit her here, but I want to eat. So the distance. then I picked up the wood, and I did not go to the edvos quieter. only allowed as far as my muscle. sneak up and light his pasiauta. (I do not know where he comes from Even if anda have: D) and it started to burn! and fled, leaving one Bella. And i just jumps on it as I started ketchup pils where randomly. and eat, while D and what it ate Edvard extinguish . Already thought hi will kill me but no hi tolld just
finally. Thank you,- hi berkata ang gave me a kiss-and that was horrible .than I ran to Rosalie. And she bang to him.
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The end
*Lady gaga's clothes are better than Alice's clothes!
*Bella has a secretly crush on Rosalie!
*Jasper is a pedophile that's why he felt in cinta with Alice!
*Renesmee and Nahuel are a perfect couple
*Carlisle is gay!
*Esme has sex with Charlie every night!
*I think Felix is stronger than Emmett!
*Rosalie envies Tanya because of her beauty!
*Edward is in cinta with Leah!
*Rosalie thinks about Jacob while she's having sex with Emmett!
*Bella is getting wrinkly
*Aro is hotter than Edward!
So, I noticed that on many Edward and Bella sites I go on have at least one artikel related to Edward being a stalker. But is it true?
Edward can be viewed as a stalker, in some ways:
1. He and Bella spend all their time together.
2. He insists on driving her to school every day.
3. He has switched his classes so he can be in most of the same periods as her.
4. They sit together at lunch everyday (though I'm not sure this really counts, because it's Bella's choice.)
5. He watches Bella sleep--enough said.
6. He insists on marriage (though in the books, Eclipse specifically, this point is diberikan a logical reason. Edward wants to marry Bella because he loves her, he's a stalker, and because he wants to save his virtue.)
But the truth is he became a stalker because he loves Bella. And Bella loves him. Isn't that what counts most of all?
Edward can be viewed as a stalker, in some ways:
1. He and Bella spend all their time together.
2. He insists on driving her to school every day.
3. He has switched his classes so he can be in most of the same periods as her.
4. They sit together at lunch everyday (though I'm not sure this really counts, because it's Bella's choice.)
5. He watches Bella sleep--enough said.
6. He insists on marriage (though in the books, Eclipse specifically, this point is diberikan a logical reason. Edward wants to marry Bella because he loves her, he's a stalker, and because he wants to save his virtue.)
But the truth is he became a stalker because he loves Bella. And Bella loves him. Isn't that what counts most of all?