hey ;)I wrote a parody I think anda laughed heartily, I'm sorry for mistakes...
Bella lying on the floor and the kidney, they were at Carlisle and Edward. well I heard what they are talking, but I was not interested, I thought, how to draw the attention of bel, bell Edvos that they face suvalgyčiau D as Edward thought Bella and only he could read the thoughts of others but what to think. I suddenly had an idea "and has Dzaspis ketchup" as long as they were all concentrated James combustion. insert hand to match his pockets and was looking for ketchup. and what did I just deteriorate: gandonu pack, fork and chew and some blood. Advertising: 99% of certain blood chemicals, and 1% of the blood.ketchup tastier than real blood, which no decent nepagauni. But not in substance, DO Carlisle has come to one problem less. thought it would kill shot James while James is a vampire and a little Edva parch. Chi chi chi. Sounds žvengt started. All turned to me,
what are anda doing now Emmett? - Asked Rosalie and hugged hands and began to make cling onto the neck. I can sleep whit her here, but I want to eat. So the distance. then I picked up the wood, and I did not go to the edvos quieter. only allowed as far as my muscle. sneak up and light his pasiauta. (I do not know where he comes from Even if anda have: D) and it started to burn! and fled, leaving one Bella. And i just jumps on it as I started ketchup pils where randomly. and eat, while D and what it ate Edvard extinguish . Already thought hi will kill me but no hi tolld just
finally. Thank you,- hi berkata ang gave me a kiss-and that was horrible .than I ran to Rosalie. And she bang to him.
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The end
Bella lying on the floor and the kidney, they were at Carlisle and Edward. well I heard what they are talking, but I was not interested, I thought, how to draw the attention of bel, bell Edvos that they face suvalgyčiau D as Edward thought Bella and only he could read the thoughts of others but what to think. I suddenly had an idea "and has Dzaspis ketchup" as long as they were all concentrated James combustion. insert hand to match his pockets and was looking for ketchup. and what did I just deteriorate: gandonu pack, fork and chew and some blood. Advertising: 99% of certain blood chemicals, and 1% of the blood.ketchup tastier than real blood, which no decent nepagauni. But not in substance, DO Carlisle has come to one problem less. thought it would kill shot James while James is a vampire and a little Edva parch. Chi chi chi. Sounds žvengt started. All turned to me,
what are anda doing now Emmett? - Asked Rosalie and hugged hands and began to make cling onto the neck. I can sleep whit her here, but I want to eat. So the distance. then I picked up the wood, and I did not go to the edvos quieter. only allowed as far as my muscle. sneak up and light his pasiauta. (I do not know where he comes from Even if anda have: D) and it started to burn! and fled, leaving one Bella. And i just jumps on it as I started ketchup pils where randomly. and eat, while D and what it ate Edvard extinguish . Already thought hi will kill me but no hi tolld just
finally. Thank you,- hi berkata ang gave me a kiss-and that was horrible .than I ran to Rosalie. And she bang to him.
Advertisement: if anda bothers of your detik detik side anda can ask me Emmett Cullen, Cullen House Forksas :D And I help
The end
When she first looked into her daughters dark cokelat eyes she felt cinta and happiness. The soft broze curls in her hair shot a feeling of hope in her body;that she was alive.She felt cinta for this little one.
A kind of cinta she had never felt before:of cinta and protection. The kind of cinta a mother feels.A cinta so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The malaikat looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt cinta and happiness forever.
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A kind of cinta she had never felt before:of cinta and protection. The kind of cinta a mother feels.A cinta so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The malaikat looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt cinta and happiness forever.
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10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” oleh The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie berkata Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” oleh The Police. When she asks why the hell anda did it, say that she reminds anda of Roxanne.