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lebih acak Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got lebih awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga buku atau movies!

* Can I just say before anda read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampire and manusia serigala is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can anda have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy beruang ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all cinta a luar angkasa heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer berkata that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think anda know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in buku are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the serigala to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what anda are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

anda think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in cinta with a 110 tahun old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward atau Team Jacob... atau Team Gimme Both?

pindah over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten oleh _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to tempat tidur early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the buku but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the film ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN anda can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When anda taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to ciuman me I wouldn’t meninju, pukulan him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On detik thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on anda then he’ll outlive you. Which is why anda get Edward to fall in cinta with anda and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debat about who’s hotter, Edward atau Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampire are cold and manusia serigala are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer berkata it herself ;)

Hope anda enjoyed them ;) They'll be lebih to come I assure you!

If anda haven't read the first ones I diposting then go onto my artikel and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and komentar if anda liked ;)

Thank anda so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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whats up with REnesme and Jacob

posted by MyHeart8Love

this is my opinion just to let anda know so I am going to speak out loud and tell anda what I think about Renesme and Jacob,i mean seriously Jacob marked Renesme as a baby so he can marry her I mean really he only did that cause he fell in cinta with Bella and she married Edward so since he noticed Renesme was exactly like bella he fell in cinta with her as a baby and that's why he marked her and that's why he married her that's what I think I watched the ending and all that with Jacob and Renesme and Belle and Edward on thye pantai with Renesme holding Jacobs hand cause they just married that was crazy that he married her anyways, that's my opinion thx for reading!!!!!!!

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The Last Cullen

posted by princesskay4

Have anda ever felt like your entire body was on fire, and there was nothing anda can do about it? You're in excruciating pain and all anda can do is lie there and let it happen. That's how it feels to be turned into a vampire.
I didn't ask for this. I honestly would have rather died, but I suppose that wasn't an option ever since Emmett and Rosalie found me. Rosalie must have taken pity in me, being raped, beaten, stabbed and left to die in the middle of nowhere. Right before my spirit almost left my body, I could feel bite marks all over my body. My neck, my legs, my stomach and wrists ached...

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now available in trade paperback, coming soon to Kindle

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Q: This is your first book, Jenni. What made anda want to write, and why this story?
A: Well, I’ve always been a reader, read just about anything I could find. I guess...

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Edward... There it was, the shock of the moment made me gasp. In less than a milli detik I was enveloped...

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posted by emmaliecullen18

Emmett's POv.

The third vampire had apparently wanted competition and went for me...my vision started to blur and I couldn't remember the rest!

Carlisle's POV.

"Emmett!" I shrieked, unable to control myself. He had under estimated the vamps and went for two out of the three. He was almost done with the first one when the detik dog bit him on his arm.Out of the corner of my eyes I saw Jasper applying every ounce of energy left in his body to control the moods. It was clearly taking toll on him. Edward was nowhere to be seen. Alice was taking care of the detik body when suddenly the third...

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posted by emmaliecullen18

Chapter 1

Rose POV.

The story is set after two years of emmett's transformation.

i don't own emmett,rosalie,edward...or anyone else...Stephanie Meyer does :'( ....(waaaawaaaaa)

I knew it...that sick creature had some1 behind him. Royce was not the one who was after my life,it was all planned,those flowers,messages,kisses, OH that fake stupid cinta .He was not man enough to do that to me. He had done it for something and for someone . I was waiting for edward to come up because i knew he must have read my mind .After my transformation he was the one whom i had leaned on but in a bro -sis way,unlike...

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cinta Check Mate: Chapter 9

posted by emmaliecullen18

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Edward's POV

If 2 days before someone had come up to me and berkata that Em's dad was an asshole and that Rosa would be kidnapped let alone oleh Royce the sucker, I would've thought that the person is definitely some mix breed of some werewolf and a mentally challenged human.(I mean both lack common sense...) Well......considering the current situation everything seemed like a new mystery box. Like a never - ending maze. For now we can do nothing for the fear of Rose's immortality(they live forever ,duh! )
The letter berkata tha -----

"Emmett stop!! What are anda trying to prove son??...

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And I was intimidated (and not in the aman, brankas way.)
“Yes, I am,” I replied, my voice barely audible to my own ears. I looked down at the rumput below, ashamed to be so embarrassed. This was a family of vampires, for God’s sake! The scent of the air around this one...