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lebih acak Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got lebih awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga buku atau movies!

* Can I just say before anda read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampire and manusia serigala is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can anda have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy beruang ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all cinta a luar angkasa heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer berkata that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think anda know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in buku are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the serigala to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what anda are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

anda think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in cinta with a 110 tahun old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward atau Team Jacob... atau Team Gimme Both?

pindah over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten oleh _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to tempat tidur early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the buku but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the film ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN anda can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When anda taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to ciuman me I wouldn’t meninju, pukulan him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On detik thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on anda then he’ll outlive you. Which is why anda get Edward to fall in cinta with anda and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debat about who’s hotter, Edward atau Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampire are cold and manusia serigala are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer berkata it herself ;)

Hope anda enjoyed them ;) They'll be lebih to come I assure you!

If anda haven't read the first ones I diposting then go onto my artikel and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and komentar if anda liked ;)

Thank anda so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

My Happy Ending: A Sequel to Renesme's Life chap 7

posted by Angelcatz11

Jane's POV
Me and the others quickly approched Forks hospital, I looked around. Then i spun around a nodded. The others took off going around back. I walked to the front, I held a single gun. But i knew I didnt need it! *giggle*

Renesme lay in pain on the rock hard hospital. She moaned in pain. "It's ok" Jacob berkata softly. *Screaming in distince* "What...was that?" Bella inqiured.Edward shook his head. For he didnt know. *gunshots* Bella and Edward stood up, frightened. "Edward go check whats happining,I'll call Alice and the others ok?" Edward agreed and ran out the room. Bella quickly dialed her other family member's. On the other line, Alice and the whole family listened. "Well be there in 5 miniutes!" Shouted Alice into the phone. 5 menit later, the rest of the cullens arrived, rushing to a certain room, with a certain girl crying out in pain.

The Choronicles of Nessie:Chapter 8

posted by runlikeawolf

It had been two weeks since Charlie's death.Surprisingly,Mom seemed to have gotten over it.She was busy fussing over me as Jake and I tried to have some alone time on the chouch in our living room.Mom's back turned for a detik and Jake rolled his eyes.I sighed,"Mom.I'm fine.Can I please take care of myself?"
She turned around,"But what if the baby comes while I'm a-"Jake interrupted her."If she goes into labor,I'm sure anda all would her me calling.She'll be fine!You need to give it a rest.Besides,"he laughed."she's only three weeks pregnant."She raised her hands in protest,but Jake pointed...

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Airport (B+E)

posted by LexisFaith

So, I thought of a cute oneshot :) Thought I would type it before tempat tidur :)

Oh, and another thing. Someone on here asked the pertanyaan "Who here think's they cinta Edward Cullen lebih than Bella?" If anda say 'i do!', anda and I are going to have a little talk...

No one loves Edward lebih because;
A.) He is not real.
B.) anda don't even KNOW him.
C.) Just because anda have his face hanging all over your room, and think about him every detik of every day, it's not called love. It's called an OBSESSION!

I just had to get that off my chest :)
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I grabbed my bags...

Secert's Untold Author's Note

posted by 1twilight_lover

I am sorry that i hvae not been on in almost a tahun i discovered FanFiction.net and fell in cinta with it.

I'm also sorry to say that i may not finish this story. I will either change to where it is Bella and either Jasper, Sam atau Paul. I am leaning lebih to Jasper. The reason for this is because I have fallen in cinta with Jasper, Sam and Paul being with Bella. Along with a little bit Jared.

atau I will allow someone to take over this story. I already have someone in mind to cintinue it if that person still wants to write it.

I have yet to decided which one it will take me a while to choose which one with school softball and explorers.

Please commett cause I will look at those and they will also help me decide which one

The Choronicles of Nessie:Chapter 4

posted by runlikeawolf

I was literally in Heaven.Jake and I were engaged!"The only problem is,"I began,as we walked out of the forest."We have to tell Mom and Dad."Jake waved his hand."Don't worry!"He said."Already taken care of.Before anda woke up,I explained what I was gonna do."I breathed out a sigh of relief.That was great.
We were ambushed as we neared Carlisle's."Finally,"Emmet said."I thought you'd never ask her!"Jacob tackled him.While they were wrestling on the ground,Mom and Dad walked up to me."I'm so happy for you!"Mom said."You're all grown up!"Dad kissed my forehead."Congratulations!"Alice intervened...

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KStew Vows To Never Work With Rob Again

posted by mandynight

Kristen Stewart has reportedly vowed to never work with her boyfriend and Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson again.
KStew, is berkata to be "fed-up" of feeling awkward alongside Rob, especially when it comes to sex scenes like in the fourth instalment of the vampire flicks, Breaking Dawn.

According to the Daily Star, KStew has claimed that herself and R-Pattz will be "pursuing solo projects from now on", meaning that Breaking Dawn could be the last time they ever appear in the same movie.

An insider told the newspaper: "It’s been a hard slog for them to act out intense cinta scenes when they are...

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Twilight Saga Rocks Multiple puncak, atas Ten Lists

posted by Hellohoudini

Best movie Soundtrack of 2010, Eclipse on selanjutnya Movie

“Everybody likes to make fun of “Twilight” – adults, children, house pets – but the producers of the films threw a monkey wrench in the gears of the irony machine oleh stuffing the soundtrack to their latest effort full of awesome songs from ultra-cool indie bands. “Eclipse” is a who’s who of moody indie rock, featuring a lineup that would make Pitchfork’s brains explode: Beck, Bat For Lashes, Metric, Vampire Weekend, Muse, the Black Keys…the daftar goes on and on. Perhaps this all shouldn’t be surprising diberikan that musik supervisor Alexandra Patsavas made a name for herself turning television’s “The O.C.” into an avenue for indie rock exposure, but it’s still a very pleasant surprise to see the musik from a “Twilight” film become the “Singles” soundtrack of the aughts.”

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Lexy Cullen (Chapter Thirteen)

posted by moolah

Chapter Thirteen:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
I walked into the bathroom quiet. My mom had my medicine cabinet wide open. She had a pill bottle in her hand. I looked around my dad, trying to see which bottle it was. “Alexyss, what the heck were anda thinking?” He asked, madder than whenever he called me. “Um, what are anda talking about, Dad?” I asked as calm as possible, which oleh the way is super hard when your as hormonal as a pregnant teenager and your dad is yelling at you. Anyways, as far as me, Lexy, was concerned I hadn’t done anything, nothing, I swear!! “Of course anda do, Lexy! This.”...

Silken Time [A natal to Remember One Shot]

posted by Renesmee_XD

So I entered this one shot in for the A natal to Remember Contest, there were some problems, which once got fixed,the deadline was up.
I'm allowed to post here. This a All Human & Alternative Universe Fanfic.

A big thanks to Cesca & link

PenName: Soulless Monster
Title: Silken Time
Rating: T
Summary: An adopted child spends natal with his family, a story of his different Christmases.
Pairing: Edward & Bella

Silken Time

Age: A few months old. Dec-25

“Maybe we should get her.” a hushed voice whispered.

“Darling, she’s sweet.” the man gazed fondly at the girl that his wife...

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New Start, Chapter 2

posted by mmourer

All credit belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This story is based on her book series the Twilight Saga.
__________________________________________________Bella’s POV

It was 7:40 am and I was still tired I didn’t sleep much do to the fact I was still adjusting to my new room. It reminded me of a hospital room a little, simple white walls and ceiling little furniture I don’t know how I didn’t relies it before. I didn’t like it I’d have to do something about it soon. I looked at the clock on the dinding it read 7:45 now. I’d have to hurry if I didn’t want to be late. I rushed to put on a cute...

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New Start, Chapter 1

posted by mmourer

All credit belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This story is based on her book series the Twilight Saga.

This is my 1st time menulis ANYTHING so sorry if its bad. What im menulis is basically a Twilight kinda thing but writen the way I want it so ya it will sound alot like Twilight but it's all I could think to write about. Please read it and tell me what anda think. __________________________________________________
Bella's POV
I had moved to Forks to give my mom her time with her new husband. I knew it didn't bother her when I was there but I felt like she wanted lebih time with him. But I honestly didn't...

Old life to new...

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
When your life is messed up... who do anda turn to? Lets just say... I had to gabung them. Not that I wanted to. The burgendy eyes, it made feel like a killer. Watching and waiting for humans. Having, to follw orders and using my powers on the innocent. Yes I am, part of the Volturi. Well, I was. I am Isabella Swan; and this is my story...

Running was my strength, however, strength was my weakness. I felt like flying when I ran. It was dark, with a full moon; and no stars were out. All that surrounded me; were trees and dirt. But behind me were the guards. "She'll be back. atau she will...

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taking chance chapter 20

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 20
Damn when I start menulis a story I cant stop. Please tell me when to stop..
“ivan!” I yelled in happiness. I gave him a long kiss. Ryan was walking oleh with his friends.
“dude I think ou’re out look at them” ryan’s firnd said.
“don’t worry I’ll be with her.” Ryan told him. I pulled away from Ivan.
“how did anda some here?” I asked him.
“you berkata you’re grandfather would be looking after me so he took me with him” he told him.
“im sohappy right now” I told him and hugged him tightly.
“its about time, anda make everyone happy and anda don’t care if anda get...

taking chances chapter 16

posted by karpach_14

svetlanas

Chapter 16

“she didn’t want to tell anda because she didn’t want to make people think she’s different that’s all” I told them.
“well obviously she would have been different if she told us she was a wizard” uncle Emmett said.
“exactly and u would treat her differently but she doesn’t want that” I told them.
“nessie today not tomorrow!” my father yelled.
“I got to go , so jake wen can I come?” I asked him.
“today if anda want” he told him.
“u’re the best” I told him and hugged him. I ran towards the house ivan following me.
“wat do u want?” I asked him....

taking chances chapter 12

posted by karpach_14

nessie in my imagination

we walked upto jake and he just looked at eric. i wondered what he was planning to do but i wasn't really good at guessing so theres no help. i looked at jake. his eyes were burning with anger.
"jake whats wrong?" i asked him. no answer, only two of them staring at each other, it was like a staring competition. them i saw sam and seth come to the school. then i knew there was going to be danger for sure.
"sam!" i yelled. he walked up to and started whispering something to seth.
"what is it nessie?" he asked me.
"whats happening with jake?" i asked him. he didnt look worried at all, like it was...

taking chances chapter 7

posted by karpach_14

"who is it?" eric asked. this cant be any worse ur alone with a guy at a hotel and ur family pops up thinking who knows what.
"grandpa Carlisle i told only mom" i whispered to him.
"i didnt want to tell them, but edward read my mind" he told me. i couldnt believe it.
"dad stop membaca peoples mind" i told him, i wasnt as mad with him as i was before.
"ooo a movie sweet... excuse me let me through" emmett berkata and went o watch avatar.
"ooo popcorn" he practically shouted and i rolled my eyes.
"i've missed u so much" aunt alice squealed.
"me too" and she hugged me.
"then y dont u come home?" she asked...

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Stalemate chapter two.

posted by KatiiCullen94

MY room was the way i left it, tempat tidur unmade, blinds wound down, even the plate at my meja tulis, meja still remained in its place, I was 5 years old when i left, and things were identical at age 17. The air mencium of dust, it was aslo foggy, i had to fight the dust to make it through my way to the blinds. Opening the blinds, Light began flitering throught, at this moment all the memories floated in.

Flash back.

Knock knock!
"Come in, if anda dare"i giggled a innocent laugh, a child, i was 4 years old.
"Hello my darling, anda getting up your silly games again, thats very naughty of you, anda know good little girls...

Funniest twilight Eva The masks

posted by IluvjacobOk

Bella:Oh Emmett!!______________________ edward:emmett she mine!!! Jelous.14:18Bella: exCUUUZE me edward i olredy CHOZE emmett.14:19Edward: go off crieing somewhere.14:20Emmett: wait ur not edward!Pulze of maskUr MARCUS.14:22Marcus:is not pulze off mask I'm jane.14:23Bella: No ur not pulze of mask ur VICTORIA.14:25Victoria: No I'm not pulze off mask I'm Bella.14:27Bella 1: If ur bella. Then i'm *pulze of mask Renesmee?? I don't think she's born yet. i juz came here?.14:28Emmett: let's test who the real Bella!!KISS ME!.14:29Both bella's: OK :-D *thinkin' <3 <3 <3*.14:31Emmett:Ok eat some worm .14:32Both bella's: Ok :-Deating worms.14:33Emmett:Punch me.14:34Bella 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bella 2: no. yes, no yes_____________.14:39emmett:Bella one is the real bella pluze off mask ur James_________________James: u got me I'm back from the dead to kill...Oh danm ur a vampire!!.14:41Renesmee: Ooooohhh he's cute.Bella 1 eeeww End

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Servant Part 6

posted by uniquezandy

Bella:
I was confused, at why he lead me into a dark room. When it lit up, there were two thrones. I was confused; but a little nervous. "You see my crowning is selanjutnya week. And to be Ruler, I need someone oleh my side. And to be honest; I've never met anyone like you. What I am saying is, Isabella Marie Swan, will anda take my hand in marraige, and be my wife and Ruler oleh my side?" He asked seriously. But I could dectect, the hint of cinta in his eyes. Suddenly, I felt the world has stopped moving. I was speechless, I didn't no what to say. I was about to cry. "Yes Edward. I will." A few tears came...

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Alice is a doll!

posted by Hellohoudini

Per Twilight Lexicon:

Tis the season where people start shopping! We will be coming out with our natal Twilight Saga buying guide later this week. We usually get bombarded at natal time with people emailing and asking “what do I get my daughter, girlfriend, wife, etc. This tahun we are going to do a list.

The official product keterangan reads “Ashley Greene Head Sculpt w/ 16″ Ballerina Bust Tyler convertible Body; Amber Eyes with Wigged Hair and Cameo Skintone

ALICE CULLEN is the latest member of the CULLEN clan to gabung Tonner®’s line of TWILIGHT TCF™s. ALICE arrives wearing a costume reproduction from NEW MOON, and includes a striped blus with bow tie collar, slim cut twill pants, plush corduroy vest, knit socks, and faux leather ballet flat. ALICE’s CULLEN crest kalung is also included. Includes display stand.”