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posted by chocolate-bear

I found this hilarious daftar on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate anda and I don't cinta anda any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could anda cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in cinta with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) anda know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't cinta anda anymore. I've realized that my true cinta is Mike Newton. (Sent in by: Andy)
11) hey Edward, can anda go bite Jacob? (Sent in by: Alex)
12) I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore. (Sent in by: Stephanie)
13) Good god Edward, anda and I are both so perfectly tanned! (Sent in by: Mia)
14) Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up. selanjutnya on my list: Carlisle and Emmett! (Sent in by: Courtney)
15) I think I'll just stay human. (Sent in by: Chris)
16) I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I enjoy being a human too much. (Sent in by: Megan)
17) Edward, I absoltuly hate the color of your eyes.
18) ciuman me, Mike! (Sent in by: Brianna)
19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! (Sent in by: Maddy)
20) Sorry Edward, I just used anda to get to know Emmett. (Sent in by: Lilyn)
21) OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! *runs away screaming frantically* (Sent in by: Phoebe)
22) Let's race! (Sent in by: Gabby)
23) I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with anda (Sent in by: Alexis)
24) Edward, I would just cinta it if anda had red eyes! (Sent in by: Laura)
25) No Edward! Don't bite me! (Sent in by: Laura)
26) Alice, I hate anda and anda can't be my maid of honour! (Sent in by: Laura)
27) I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom (Sent in by: Laura)
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with anda anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat. (Sent in by: Whitney)
28) Edward, will anda bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo! (Sent in by: Sara)
29) I wish anda wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks! (Sent in by: Sarah)
30) I'm going to the pantai to get a tan! (Sent in by: Ella)
31) I rock at ALL sports! (Sent in by: Katie)
32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna)
33) Edward, let's go party! (Sent in by: Alysha)
34) I want a BIG wedding! (Sent in by: Mackenzie and Jennifer)
35) anda know, why did anda have to kill James? I really loved him anda know! (Sent in by: Bubbles and Pussycat)
36) Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports? (Sent in by: India)
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope anda don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)
37) Mike Newton is a stud muffin! (Sent in by: Jennifer)
38) anda feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... (Sent in by: Laura)
39) Alice, lets have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money! (Sent in by: Samm44)
40) Edward, I just dated anda to get the coupe. Sorry. (Sent in by: Sam)
41) Edward, anda are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)
42) Alice, anda throw the best parties!! I cinta them!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
43) Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide. (Sent in by: Doriz)
44) hey Edward, how about anda go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle. (Sent in by: Samara)
45) Edward, I used anda to get Jacob. (Sent in by: Alysha)
46) Let's go to the PROM, Edward!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
47) Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think? (Sent in by: Amy)
48) I was thinking we could honeymoon on the pantai in Hawaii! (Sent in by: Kelsey)
49) anda know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog! (Sent in by: Shelby)
50) Edward, I think it's really creepy how anda watch me when I sleep. Please stop. (Sent in by: Alice)

nessie-eska, hinata-elric- and 41 others like this

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funnyshawna heres one ooh, sleepover! fun!

tnme Here is one: Sorry Edward, I want Jacob's baby

wildcats13 13) Good god Edward, you and I are so perfectly tanned! 19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! 38) You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... Haha... these are my favs!!! Hilarious. LMAO

zeri95 i love 41 "Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni" rotfl literally i crack up whenever i read it!!i also like:21,19 and 46 great job guys!!

BellaSwanCullen 3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma) SHE SAID IT TO HER FATHER WHEN SHE WAS ESCAPING 4) Charlie, could you cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade) SAID IT WHEN SHE WASNT FEELING GOOD, 2nd or 3rd BOOK

BellaSwanCullen 32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna) Ya, TO BE NICE..

hajra "God, Edward, get over yourself already!" Haha I LOVE Edward...<3

Jakesgirl94 this is something bella would never say "A baby ,with Edward? I'd rather have puppies!"

IcelandGirl812 These are funny, but on page 431 of Breaking Dawn she says "I'll race you" so #22 doesn't really apply anymore....

hello93 number 44 and 49 are my favorites !! XD

dogluverof2 this is so funny, i love all of it

hellgirl223 lol @ 18!

twilighter-duh i love # 47 its hilirous

jem_ This doesn't have a number --->"I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope you don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)"..It's right above number 36. Btw, I love the list it's so funny xP.

taelor4twilight LMAO here's one: "*sigh* Well... Edward see, when you were gone i sort of had a little fun with Jessica, Mike, Tyler, Jacob, Seth, Angela, Leah, Emily, Quil, Billy, Embry and Eric... if u kno what i mean." "Edward, Jacob told me he's madly in love in with you. But i think we can work sumthing out here. I'll take you on weekends!"

sampot haha... heres 1: "Jake could we get married???"

7_steph_7 heres one, renesmee, i hate you, im leaving you and your dad adn marrying paul. XD

7_steph_7 i like numbers 8, 13, 17, 19, 21, 23, 30, 37, 38, 39, 41, and 50! theyre awesome! lol

babina lol! that was hilarious my fave: 12,10,44,49 and many others here is another 1: damn it Edward won't you stop kissing me!

werewolflover 21 is FUNNY.i like things that involve screamin.

Inmagic_x3 38 LMAO XD

percyandpotter Edward: *leaning in to make Bella a vampire* Bella: Oh, wait, I changed my mind.

lysolwipe Oh my gosh these where so funny! I really liked 41. 41) Edward, you are the cheese in my macaroni!

twilight_james i liked 1-50!! they are ALL awesome!

XD3 #13 was just someone over thinking cuz it was gay

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter One)

posted by moolah

Rosalie’s P.O.V:
Hanging out with bel, bell and Ali was fun. Of course, Alice had to drag Bella and me to Victoria’s secret because she wanted us to look sexy for the men. We went to Victoria’s Secret and bought red, pink, and lacy white bras. Alice bugged Bella to buy a pair of green and white bras that Bella objected looked like hooker panties. I laughed under my breath. But eventually Alice wore Bella down. And the selanjutnya thing Bella and I knew we were holding langeray in line rolling our eyes at Ali’s giddiness. Then we took Bella to a pretzel place to get her a pretzel to settle her hunger...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 12! (Lifetime)

posted by smileyfaceddude

The Nightmare

I carried Rensemee, we ran to a bukit, hill and watched the kastil, castle being swallowed up oleh the flames… Renesmee woke up, “What’s going on?” she whispered, she was still very weak. I felt even closer to her now, now that MY blood ran through her veins, I was literally part of her. “We’re burning the Volturi, go back to sleep.” I whispered, she looked confused, but then sank back to asleep again. Bella came over to stroke her hair,
“She’s been through so much, even lebih than I, in one month, I think. I don’t remember much of my human life.” Bella murmured , I agree....

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 11! (lifetime)

posted by smileyfaceddude

I had closed my eyes. I couldn’t watch. My jantung was aching and my feet were Frozen in place. I forced my eyes open. “I had to save Renesmee. I had to fight the pain. Her pain is my pain. If I save her, the pain will stop.” gambar were flashing in my mind. My worst nightmares were coming true. I suddenly found the strength to pindah my feet. I leaped towards the possessed Jasper that was stuck on Renesmee and bit his skin clean off of his neck. That felt good. I heard Alice groan and scream. I hadn’t realised I had kept whipping and ripping him, but I had. As the limp body of Jasper lie...

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My Wish Come True chapt. 4

posted by whatupiloveyou

Sorry that it has been so long…me and my husband went on a ‘electrical diet’…which is were we couldn’t use anything electric like cell phones atau computers for a week.

Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer, I don’t own twilight!
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Chapter 4: Bella’s POV

The look on my mom’s face told me I should have asked later. Renee was muttering incoherent things. Phil was trying to calm her down. She looked like she was going into shock. “Mom?” I asked. I look over at Edward who was just telling me to relax and stay calm. “Why do...

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The Volturi: Jane's Protest

posted by LilyCullen108

Jane:

My eyes snap open. The room is streamed with sun rays, their warmth burning my skin; caressing my skin. I stretch my fingers, watching the light catching at my diamond studded hands.
After a moment, I silently let my held breath loose; oxygen flooded my lungs and nose, the scent of the strangers in the streets below painfully strong in the air around me. I gulped in a breath before holding it, the scent instantly vanishing – thankfully.
I close my eyes again for a moment, listening. Aro and Marcus have a game of hearty chess in the room beneath and chat meaninglessly, whilst Alec is currently...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 5!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Hope anda enjoy. P.s The whole story is called Lifetime. I just Thought anda might like to Know.

Jasper

“GET AWAY FROM HER!” I shouted to Cynddylan, Aro and Caius. I desperately wanted them to get away from her. If anything happened to Renesmee, Edward and Bella in fact everyone in the Cullen family will be distraught. I thought urgently. I need to do something. NOW! I shifted my eyes to Felix. He was watching Cynddylan, Aro and Nessie. I decided to seize his chance. I kicked Felix in the shin leaving him in shock. I had just fed, before I had been kidnapped oleh Felix, and I was much younger...

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Aura- Chapter 18 - Realisation

posted by mikaela_isabela

I was warm. To warm. And something was pressing on my chest. I try to open my eyes, but something is covering them. I reach up to remove the blockage, but a cool hand grabs mine.
“Not too fast,” the voice attached to the hand says in an amused voice, as it gets placed beside me again.
“Carlisle?” I groan, trying to figure out where I am.
“Yes Bella, it’s me. anda hit your head awfully hard, so try not to move, okay?”
I mutter something unintelligible, and sit up anyway. Carlisle sighs.
“Where am I?” I ask as I take the wash cloth off my face.
“Your in La Push, Jacobs house.”
I...

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Luna's Story (my twilight fanfiction)

posted by a-jforever

Ok I berkata about Heidi's past being the first time I'd tryed something like it but I hadn't. This is the first thing I wrote and hadn't decided to post it until my friend encouraged me to. Please ignore the mistakes. This is (like some other fan fictions) a character that has been made and included's the twilight series characters. Please read and komentar and let me know what anda think up's atau downs. (I wrote this ages yang lalu oleh the way) thank you!!! :)
Luna
Intro of Travel
Leaving my friends and coming to find my sister, was a massive step for me, and rather terrifying. But I’d spent the last couple...

Would anda Accept a 'Twilight' Engagement Ring?

posted by Hellohoudini

Would anda Accept a 'Twilight' Engagement Ring?
by Lindsay Robertson · April 27, 2009

Last week, breathless fan of "The Twilight Saga" were treated to a glimpse of Bella Swan's engagement ring in the final trailer for "Eclipse." Now they can own a replica of the diamond-encrusted oval ring co-designed oleh "Twilight" penulis Stephenie Meyer and Infinite Jewelry Co. The ring matches the one described in the books, and is already available in three prices: "fashion" for $35, "fine" for $479, and "genuine," for a real diamond ring priced at $1979 -- and presumably intended to serve as a real engagement...

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What If. CH.1

posted by decullen

If been a vampire for almost 90 years and my jantung still wont pindah on.My name is Isabella Marie angsa, swan

I have just moved to Forks Washington it never is sunny so I wont get exposed.I in rolled in Forks high school. I don't know why I go to even bother going to school is it because I my cant stay at halaman awal in my room thinking what if I wasn't a vampire.What if his parents didn't get Spanish influenza he wouldn't of went to see them and court the stupid thing.We could of been married and had kids.We would of be in our graves not just him.

Flash Back

"Bella anda have a letter."Charlie my dad said.I...

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15 things alice can't say to rosalie

posted by Andressa_Weld

*Your hair looks like hay!
*You're a little fat!
*Every boy in the school prefer Bella than you!
*If anda look in the mirror it breaks!
*Emmett is cheating anda with Jessica!
*Emmett told me that you're so worthless that! doesn't serve either to have a child!
*Carlisle told me that he saved anda because anda were ruining the beauty of the streets!
*Edward prefer Bella because she's human!
*Emmett berkata he is dating anda because he feels sorry for you!
*I think anda cinta Jacob Black!
*I think emmett is too beautiful for you!
*You look like a transvestite!
*You are the worse baseball player in the world!
*You are smelling like a dog! I think anda had sex with jacob!
*You are just a pretty face, but anda are so dumb!

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22 things emmett cullen is not allowed to do NEW LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by badvamps

Once again here i another daftar of 22 things emmett cullen is never allowed to do
1. emmett is not allowed to tell bella that the reason edward never had a boyfriend before her was he was gay
2. emmett is not allowed to dress as rosalie then tell the schools principle that hes family urges him to be lebih like rosalie
3. emmett is not allowed to run through the house dressed as superman then jump out the window
4.emmett is not allowed to tie jacob up and hold a sign saying free dog
5.emmett is not allowed to wear a cape to school that says i mencuri this from Aro Volturi on the back
6. shout free burgers...

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15 things rosalie can't say to alice

posted by Andressa_Weld

*This clothes are ridiculous
*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that anda are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her favorit daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a sapu
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw anda he thought that anda were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it

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Ten Things to cinta in the 'Twilight Saga: Eclipse' Trailer

posted by shannon9396

New Victoria

The first official trailer for this summer’s The Twilight Saga: Eclipse debuted today (and is embedded at the end of this article), which means one thing: June 30 can’t come fast enough. After careful deliberation (read: re-watching the trailer over and over again), we’re lebih curious than ever to see genre director David Slade’s take on the teen vamp franchise. Here’s why anda should be, too.
Fans were spoiled with a bounty of sneak peeks at both Twilight and last year’s New Moon, but since Summit’s playing this one close to the chest we haven’t seen much of the David Slade-directed...

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Bedroom Confessions oleh JandMsMommy

posted by JandMsMommy

Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm menulis called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping anda will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder. 9 chapters & 487 reviews!

Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B

If anda like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope anda enjoy it!

Link---> link

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infinite cinta part 6

posted by _madz_

okay, to answer the pertanyaan diposting oleh tayandkris4evr....i have no idea if Jake will make an apperence in this story. At the moment i don't think he will just because Bella is already a vampire, and it wouldn't flow with the story.
so, this update is quicker, a fair bit shorter though. hope anda enjoy anyway.

part 5
Bella's POV
“Hey! Your Bella right?” Edward berkata loud enough for everyone to hear. He caught my arm and gently pulled me to a stop.
“Um, yeah. Your...”I paused for dramatic effect. “Edward?” Man, this akting thing was fun.
“Yeah. Do anda mind if I walk with you?” he asked...

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breaking dawn chapter 9

posted by xroylex

sorry i didnt finish this but here is some lebih of the first book of breaking dawn sorry bought the wait...

i threw my arm over my face i didnt wwont her to see the pain in my eyes. it was quite for a long aganizing moment.
there was a light touche on my arm i didnt pindah i didnt wont to move. she wrapped her fingers around my wriste and tried to pull but it was worthless she was so weak so fragile. that brought it all back. everything i have done to her.
"edward?"
i didnt move
"edward?" she tried again
"im not sorry edward.....im i carnt even tell you. im so happy. that doesnt even cover it....

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Twilight - Chapter 15 - The Cullens (pages 312-318)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 15 - THE CULLENS

The muted light of yet another cloudy hari eventually woke me. I lay with my arm across my eyes, groggy and dazed. Something, a dream trying to be remembered, struggled to break into my consciousness. I moaned and rolled on my side, hoping lebih sleep would come. And then the sebelumnya hari flooded back into my awareness.
"Oh!" I sat up so fast it made my head spin.
"Your hair looks like a haystack... but I like it." His unruffled voice came from the rocking chair in the corner.
"Edward! anda stayed!" I rejoiced and thoughtlessly threw myself...

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'Eclipse' Sneak Peek on All UK 'New Moon' DVD Formats(Bonus List)

posted by Alice_Cullen_

E1 Entertainment has announced that all DVD formats of New Moon released in the UK on March 22 will include the sneak peek of Eclipse!

In addition to this exclusive, the 2-disc editions of the DVD and Blu-ray will include four hours of bonus footage, featuring:

* fan Event Q&A with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Chris Weitz – EXCLUSIVE TO THE UK

* A 6-part making of documentary
* Life After Twilight
* Chris Weitz takes the helm
* The Subtle Details
* Time to Shine
* Tricks of the Trade
* Ready for the World

* musik videos
* Death Cab for Cutie – “Meet me at the Equinox”...

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twilight saga

posted by melikhan

Twilight is a series of four vampire-based fantasi romance novels oleh American penulis Stephenie Meyer. It charts a period in the life of Isabella "Bella" Swan, a teenage girl who moves to Forks, Washington, and falls in cinta with a 104-year-old vampire named Edward Cullen. The series is told primarily from Bella's point of view, with the epilogue of Eclipse and Part II of Breaking Dawn being told from the viewpoint of character Jacob Black, a werewolf. The unpublished Midnight Sun is a retelling of the first book, Twilight, from Edward Cullen's point of view.
Since the release of the first novel,...