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posted by chocolate-bear

I found this hilarious daftar on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate anda and I don't cinta anda any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could anda cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in cinta with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) anda know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't cinta anda anymore. I've realized that my true cinta is Mike Newton. (Sent in by: Andy)
11) hey Edward, can anda go bite Jacob? (Sent in by: Alex)
12) I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore. (Sent in by: Stephanie)
13) Good god Edward, anda and I are both so perfectly tanned! (Sent in by: Mia)
14) Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up. selanjutnya on my list: Carlisle and Emmett! (Sent in by: Courtney)
15) I think I'll just stay human. (Sent in by: Chris)
16) I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I enjoy being a human too much. (Sent in by: Megan)
17) Edward, I absoltuly hate the color of your eyes.
18) ciuman me, Mike! (Sent in by: Brianna)
19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! (Sent in by: Maddy)
20) Sorry Edward, I just used anda to get to know Emmett. (Sent in by: Lilyn)
21) OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! *runs away screaming frantically* (Sent in by: Phoebe)
22) Let's race! (Sent in by: Gabby)
23) I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with anda (Sent in by: Alexis)
24) Edward, I would just cinta it if anda had red eyes! (Sent in by: Laura)
25) No Edward! Don't bite me! (Sent in by: Laura)
26) Alice, I hate anda and anda can't be my maid of honour! (Sent in by: Laura)
27) I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom (Sent in by: Laura)
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with anda anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat. (Sent in by: Whitney)
28) Edward, will anda bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo! (Sent in by: Sara)
29) I wish anda wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks! (Sent in by: Sarah)
30) I'm going to the pantai to get a tan! (Sent in by: Ella)
31) I rock at ALL sports! (Sent in by: Katie)
32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna)
33) Edward, let's go party! (Sent in by: Alysha)
34) I want a BIG wedding! (Sent in by: Mackenzie and Jennifer)
35) anda know, why did anda have to kill James? I really loved him anda know! (Sent in by: Bubbles and Pussycat)
36) Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports? (Sent in by: India)
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope anda don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)
37) Mike Newton is a stud muffin! (Sent in by: Jennifer)
38) anda feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... (Sent in by: Laura)
39) Alice, lets have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money! (Sent in by: Samm44)
40) Edward, I just dated anda to get the coupe. Sorry. (Sent in by: Sam)
41) Edward, anda are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)
42) Alice, anda throw the best parties!! I cinta them!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
43) Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide. (Sent in by: Doriz)
44) hey Edward, how about anda go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle. (Sent in by: Samara)
45) Edward, I used anda to get Jacob. (Sent in by: Alysha)
46) Let's go to the PROM, Edward!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
47) Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think? (Sent in by: Amy)
48) I was thinking we could honeymoon on the pantai in Hawaii! (Sent in by: Kelsey)
49) anda know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog! (Sent in by: Shelby)
50) Edward, I think it's really creepy how anda watch me when I sleep. Please stop. (Sent in by: Alice)

nessie-eska, hinata-elric- and 41 others like this

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funnyshawna heres one ooh, sleepover! fun!

tnme Here is one: Sorry Edward, I want Jacob's baby

wildcats13 13) Good god Edward, you and I are so perfectly tanned! 19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! 38) You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... Haha... these are my favs!!! Hilarious. LMAO

zeri95 i love 41 "Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni" rotfl literally i crack up whenever i read it!!i also like:21,19 and 46 great job guys!!

BellaSwanCullen 3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma) SHE SAID IT TO HER FATHER WHEN SHE WAS ESCAPING 4) Charlie, could you cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade) SAID IT WHEN SHE WASNT FEELING GOOD, 2nd or 3rd BOOK

BellaSwanCullen 32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna) Ya, TO BE NICE..

hajra "God, Edward, get over yourself already!" Haha I LOVE Edward...<3

Jakesgirl94 this is something bella would never say "A baby ,with Edward? I'd rather have puppies!"

IcelandGirl812 These are funny, but on page 431 of Breaking Dawn she says "I'll race you" so #22 doesn't really apply anymore....

hello93 number 44 and 49 are my favorites !! XD

dogluverof2 this is so funny, i love all of it

hellgirl223 lol @ 18!

twilighter-duh i love # 47 its hilirous

jem_ This doesn't have a number --->"I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope you don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)"..It's right above number 36. Btw, I love the list it's so funny xP.

taelor4twilight LMAO here's one: "*sigh* Well... Edward see, when you were gone i sort of had a little fun with Jessica, Mike, Tyler, Jacob, Seth, Angela, Leah, Emily, Quil, Billy, Embry and Eric... if u kno what i mean." "Edward, Jacob told me he's madly in love in with you. But i think we can work sumthing out here. I'll take you on weekends!"

sampot haha... heres 1: "Jake could we get married???"

7_steph_7 heres one, renesmee, i hate you, im leaving you and your dad adn marrying paul. XD

7_steph_7 i like numbers 8, 13, 17, 19, 21, 23, 30, 37, 38, 39, 41, and 50! theyre awesome! lol

babina lol! that was hilarious my fave: 12,10,44,49 and many others here is another 1: damn it Edward won't you stop kissing me!

werewolflover 21 is FUNNY.i like things that involve screamin.

Inmagic_x3 38 LMAO XD

percyandpotter Edward: *leaning in to make Bella a vampire* Bella: Oh, wait, I changed my mind.

lysolwipe Oh my gosh these where so funny! I really liked 41. 41) Edward, you are the cheese in my macaroni!

twilight_james i liked 1-50!! they are ALL awesome!

XD3 #13 was just someone over thinking cuz it was gay

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 15

posted by renesmeblack

15. Problems
Jacob

Renesmee stared at me while I glared at Mark. He has been messing with this family for too long. I really wanted to tear him to shreds. Then the unexpected happened. I started to walk towards Mark when I was blown back oleh an invisible force.
"Don't. Touch. MARK!!!" Karrie screamed at me. I flew into Edward. Both of us were on the floor, and then we were in the air.
"Karrie, stop, you're killing them!" Renesmee yelled.
I heard myself choking and it looked like Edward was burning. But there was nothing to harm us. No flame was covering Edward, and nothing was around my throat.
"I'm......

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Lion and Lioness, Chapter 1

posted by renesmeblack

1. New Story

I was relaxing after hunting with Bella, on a lawn chair outside. The sun was out, so everyone was staying in. I was beginning to go into VampireDaydream mode when I heard a shout from inside.
"Edward! Call off Bella!" Emmett yelled.
I sighed and got up. Inside, Bella was arm wrestling Emmett. But instead of slamming his arm to the table, she was squeezing his hand, hard.
"All I berkata was, Jacob found an orphan serigala in the woods and named it Bella!"Emmett explained.
"You berkata lebih than that," Bella growled.
Emmett soon gave up and told me the story. I laughed and leaned in to whisper...

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Eternel Midnight Part 1

posted by VAMPirella1997

[Bella's POV]

"Bella!" I spun around automatically at the sound of my name. I recognized the speaker in an instant-Angela Weber. "Bella." She berkata again, but in recognition this time. "Bella, I know what anda are." She was glaring at me, her voice barely lebih than a whisper, though she stood a good few feet from me. she knew i could hear."I know what anda are. what they are. anda put me in such danger." I knew what she meant: when she had sat beside Alice and Edward everyday at lunch in the cafeteria when we had gone to Forks' High School together. She continued to glare at me, then finally spoke...

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Alice and Emmett Get Cozy?!

posted by Natalia94

Alice and Emmett Get Cozy?!

Uh oh... does Jasper have something to worry about?! What are Alice and Emmett doing together — as a couple?! Do we have a Cullen controversy on our hands?! Have we caught them red handed (and we ain't talkin bout blood)!?

No worries, Twihards, no steamy skandal here! While they're brother and sister in the Twilight Saga, Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene are set to bintang in a movie called Warrior... and they'll play cinta interests!

Kellan plays a bintang lacrosse player who joins the Navy; Ashley is his beautiful girlfriend. We've heard rumors about them hookin' up in real life, though they swear they're just BFF.

Brother and sister... BFF... boyfriend and girlfriend... the whole thing has got us confused! What do anda guys think?

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 12

posted by renesmeblack

12. Miracles Within Curses
Jacob

Heram berkata the Volturi would cover any sign of guarding their new "weapons." What did this mean? I stared out the window while a flirty flight attendant tried to unlock my thoughts. She could try talking to Edward. She just thought I was cute. She came over the seventh time before I decided to start talking.
"Look, lady, I'm getting married as soon as I meet my girlfriend," I berkata in a low voice as I showed her my ring. She stared at it with wide eyes and turned around. She didn't bother me after that. Edward came over.
"Jacob, now she's wondering why all the good...

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Renn and Jakes life chapter 14.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

(I am sorry I have not writen in many days, I have had writers block and could not think of what to say.) -Amy Freed

It is pitch black and as I head towards my car my hope from before fades away. I reach the drivers side door and lean towards the handle, but as my finger tips grasp it my body is pulled back with one sift movement. I am slamed against a huge tree. I try to take in a breath but my lungs fail me. As I try to crawl towards the house I am smashed against the ground. I try to yell for help but no one would be able to hear me. Somehow a screame manages to leap from my throat. I can...

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‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ Shoot Dates Revealed!

posted by cici1264

Eclipse

‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ Shoot Dates Revealed!

This seemingly minor blip of news is going to be very exciting for a lot of anda readers. The third movie entry in the “Twilight” series, “Eclipse,” will shoot at Vancouver Film Studios between August 17 and October 31 (Halloween wrap!), Coming Soon reports. The David Slade-directed adaptation of Stephanie Meyer’s novel will come from a script oleh series scribe (and occasional “Dexter” writer) Melissa Rosenberg.

The halloween membungkus, bungkus is perfectly timed to coincide with what will likely be the start of a massive publicity push leading into the release of “New Moon” on November 20. “Eclipse” is currently set for a June 30, 2010 release, a fact which I’m sure that many of anda readers are already well aware of. So mark those calendars if anda haven’t already, and prepare for an increasing onslaught of “Eclipse” news as the wheels spin faster and faster.

Eclipse

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Edward Cullen: A Supporting Role of the Twilight Series

posted by mandapanda

Rob in Cannes

Today, a new interview with Rob from Cannes, France was released. It's only a couple menit long with Rob talking about New Moon, but, something Rob berkata really stuck with me.

Before I talk about the interview, I would like to make something clear. And I will keep it brief. Alot of people think that New Moon is Jacob's book. But it's not. It's still Bella's book. She tells the story. We experience everything through her words. Jacob happens to be in the story more, and we get to know lebih about the werewolves, but other than that, Bella is the main character. Edward is still present, not...

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Renn and Jakes life chapter 11.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

Jakes voice echoes from the other room. The sound of loud footsteps comes from the hall. My door is suddenly burst open and Uncle Emmett roughly lifts me up off the bed. I had been a sleep before he barged in my room so I still feel drowsy as my eyes drift close.

"What are anda doing Uncle Emmett, put me down." I say sleepily. I lighlt bang my fist against his arm.

"I have been told to get anda out of here." he says starting to go faster.

"By who?" I feel my stomache turn.

"Your husband."

"Why?" I stop hitting him and look up at his face.

"He berkata something about a lingkaran of vampire and getting...

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 4

posted by renesmeblack

4
Renesmee

I sat up. The alarm clock selanjutnya to Jacob's tempat tidur berkata it was six thirty. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom, barely making it. I heard the rush of footsteps as Jacob and Emily came to my side.
Jesse woke up.
"Sam! Get Jesse!" Emily called downstairs. Jesse was their one-year-old baby. He had short, black hair that stuck out every other direction but down. He had a small, rounded face that displayed a little innocence. His smile was crooked, and it reminded me of my dad a little. The three baby teeth he had made the smile even cuter.
Jacob's hot hand took me out of my thoughts.
"Renesmee,...

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Esme Cullen Story Chapter 5

posted by Edward_Bella234

Sorry this took so long to do. i have had my exams. I am very happy with the results so far. I decided to finally sit down and write do here si Chapter 5
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“What do anda think mother?” I asked her. Her opinion was very important to me.
    “Well, I think he is a very nice man, Esme. I think he could be perfect for you.”
    Perfect for me. How would she know who is perfect for me? “I don’t know mother. I don’t even really know him…”
    “You...

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 33

posted by twilight-7

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
I put my arms behind my back and lifted up my bantal to throw it at the blasted cardiopulmonary monitor. I was sick of hearing that annoying consistent beeping. It was driving me crazy. Edward, the spoilsport, swiftly pulled the bantal out of my hands and put it neatly behind me again. I glared at him for ruining my chance of destruction. The bantal might be soft but at the speed and strength I was going to throw it the monitor might not make it to the selanjutnya room in one piece.
“I don’t think that the nice hospital equipment should be tortured,” Edward...

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Nightfall (A Sequel to Dusk) Chapter 10: The Cat's Out of the Bag

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 10: The Cat’s Out of the Bag
I was in complete awe of my body as well as the little miracle that it contained, “She knows your voice Jake,” I told him through my tears of happiness. He smiled at me and seemed to be genuinely happy for the first time since he found out that I was pregnant. He again kissed my stomach and then continued with a trail of kisses leading to my face, ciuman my cheeks and nose, “I cinta anda so much Renesmee.” I kissed his ear, “I cinta anda too,” his lips found mine and he kissed me so overpoweringly that I fell back into the tempat tidur with him. He lay...

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Renesmee Cullen's Story, Chapter 17

posted by renesmeblack

16
Jacob

I was walking in the woods, when Renesmee suddenly appeared. She wrapped her arms around me, and cried. I stroked her hair. Then I realized she was wearing the clothes she wore when her jantung disappeared. She looked at me.
"HELP ME!" she screamed. "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!"
I stammered, and realized I couldn't speak. I couldn't breathe. She was still screaming at me.
"Jacob," somebody said. "Jake! Wake up!"
"Help," Renesmee whispered. Everything disappeared.

I opened my eyes. I felt a VERY cold hand on my arm. I looked up to see Bella looking at me with worried eyes.
"Hey, Bells," I berkata as...

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Renesmee Cullen's Story, Chapter 14

posted by renesmeblack

14
Emmett

I ran into Rosalie in the hall. Uh, oh. She didn't look very happy.
"Alice called," she started.
Alice? Why'd she call?
"She berkata that we're going to meet. Renesmee came back with bad news, and the mutt's not in sight. I bet she's pregnant, and then I'll have a reason to membungkus, bungkus my hand around his neck," she explained.
We ran out of the house and towards Bella and Edward's. Carlisle was waiting at the door. I peered inside. Edward was holding the girls. Alice was sitting in the corner with Jasper. Never have I seen it get so serious. I saw a strange man in the corner. Judging oleh the stink,...

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Esme Cullen Story part 3

posted by Edward_Bella234

I hope anda like this part. Dragging this part on and on is no fun. Vampirization will be the fun part to write!!! :P

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When we entered the house, I went straight for my room. My leg was killing me.
    “Esme,” my father called my name from the doorway. “Can I talk to anda for a moment?”
    “Of course father” I replied as I moved my way onto the sofa.
    He came and sat across from me in the rocking chair never looking at my face.
    “What’s wrong?”...

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Sunrise Part 29

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Alice-

I had no idea what Jacob and Renesmee were doing until they were close enough that I could smell new clothes. I had skipped out of the window and grabbed the clothes and Renesmee.

In no time, I was tunggu clothes into her closet.

Renesmee was way easier to live with than Bella.

I paused on a pair of shoes. They supported my above statement nicely.

I sighed in anticipation. I could see I'd be doing lebih shopping (yay!) in the future, but how far into the future?

I decided that since that seemed too irritatingly far-off to wait for, that Rosalie and I were going shopping again. Tomorrow....

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Twilight Saga Confessions

posted by Edward_Bella234

No copyright intended. These aren't mine but they apply to me, and admit it, probably anda to!!

1. I jumped off a cliff to hear Edward's voice

2. I taught Alice how to steal a yellow Porche 911 Turbo

3. I tried imprinting on someone, but he thought I was psychotic

4. Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to the bed

5. I was blonde until Edward berkata he prefered Brunettes

6. I jumped infront of a moving mobil van, van so Edward would come save me

7. When I see a silver Volvo I squeel and point

8.Halfway through New Moon I started screaming "Where's Edward?!?"

9. I'd become a newborn...

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EDWARDS POV- On the plane to Italy, New Moon. Part 2

posted by TwilightHearts

I plugged in my headphones, hoping it would help to pass the selanjutnya ten to fifteen menit of the flight, and listened to the lullaby i had composed for my sweetheart. My jantung was already broken - might as well break it some more.
I hummed the tune of Bella's lullaby, and felt eyes passangers on my face, as my lips trembled and my eyelids twitched to a close. I imagined Bella and I dancing at the prom last year. I managed a bare smile as i noticed Bellas feet lifted from the floor. But the smile faded as she collapsed to the ground and her heartbeat came to a halt, That was NOT supposed to happen....

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EDWARDS POV- On the plane to Italy, New Moon. Part 1

posted by TwilightHearts

-Edward-
My face sank into my hands as i thought about my Bella, Why did i leave her? Why? How? How could i? i couldn't believe it, i was practically a murderer. Pain shot through my jantung as i realised i would never see her sweet blush again. I would never feel her soft lips against mine again. I had to be with her, There was only one way. Thats why i was on my way to Volterra.
I groaned as i read my neighbours thoughts in mine, "IM SO EXCITED, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN MONTHS, LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS AINT MY THING... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE" she had thought, before visualising a long,...