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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...
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Giselle: hey joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi




And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.




Later that day...
Sammy: hey miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed oleh freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i berkata who
Miranda: d****t sammy





And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive anda this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah


i berkata that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA




WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?




And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated oleh you.
I was so enchanted oleh your beauty that I ran into that dinding over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime anda passed by, just so I could stare at anda a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a lingkaran that had its two sides gently compressed oleh a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes anda so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told anda to be yourself simply couldn’t have diberikan anda worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t anda have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let anda mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are anda always this stupid atau are anda making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like anda before – but I had to pay an admission.

If anda took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d cinta to help anda out…now, which way did anda come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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ANIME! ^____^

An awesome sumber of entertainment that's basically Japanese kartun often inspired oleh manga, atau Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost cinta every one I see. And this daftar is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from anime I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him anda met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do anda listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him oleh his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favorit guy[If anda hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson atau some who anda like ALLOT!]

9. Come halaman awal saying anda found your true...
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There used to be a jalan, street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then anda can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bir gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket atau mantel if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub kuis the other hari I lost oleh one point. The pertanyaan was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other pertanyaan was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that apel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing toko that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some pembom, pengebom jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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