hey it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken menyeberang, salib the road?
To tampil that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do anda make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do anda call a giant, clumsy, atomic sinar, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying jeruk, orange become so popular?
Because jeruk, orange is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken menyeberang, salib the road?
To tampil that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do anda make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do anda call a giant, clumsy, atomic sinar, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying jeruk, orange become so popular?
Because jeruk, orange is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the musik was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If anda are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the musik was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If anda are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
