acak fan Club Page 4 | Fansite with photos, videos, and lebih

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here anda go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet anda didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

5

Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED oleh RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can hapus the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused oleh Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a jantung attack; his jantung lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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Christian kutipan and Atheist quotes: Who won here?

posted by darkkhorn19

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. semak, bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

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Bored in Class, atau just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

posted by karpach_13

1)Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask pertanyaan so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s pertanyaan in slow motion 2)Answer pertanyaan only with one word
3)Scream acak words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” atau “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer pertanyaan in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...

5

Kitty pow wow:How to deal with a cheating boyfriend

posted by meow_girl

Hayley

WARNING:The following artikel contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One hari at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a tahun ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well anda don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James anda creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...

5

The truth about pikachu

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
____________________________________
Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu...

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one anda may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, oleh today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. kutipan from my favorit show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know anda could play Twister all oleh yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know anda could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: anda spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he atau she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that anda can see that anda di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: anda spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and anda know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO cinta AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, anda stay since anda live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO anda wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then anda might not wanna read this but if anda do and it affends anda then leave a komentar and i can tell anda in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned anda so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first artikel I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 tahun old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If anda met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know anda don't hit when anda don't get what anda want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's lebih but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what anda think in komentar please:)

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My REALLY acak Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do anda like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do anda like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE anda SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: anda berkata unicorns aren't real. :( I thought anda were my friend....

Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

Guy

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If anda do not like talking kuda that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

The lingkaran comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed oleh the name, WindWakerGuy430

The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy430 fan Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...

doraemon reacts to google Translate

added by NectariaKiritsi

On The Block Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are anda called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then anda would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....

What is Tetris game? Have anda ever played it?

posted by Nanisa1

The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy musik and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired oleh Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...

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Drift Hunters: A 3D Car Drifting Online Game

posted by romimichal99

As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, anda have to have a set of computers atau if anda want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, anda can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. anda may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. anda will have to earn money oleh playing. And with that balance, you...

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Reviews on songs bc im bored af (swearing included btw)

posted by BaBoNiStIcBlAki

~Streets oleh Doja Cat -
The best out there. The beat drop at the start is everything and is highly expected, but still mind blowing. The beat is addicting and so are the lyrics: the repetition is used correctly in every single place. The thing about Doja is that she always has one part in the song (not only the rap) that is different from the rest of the song. She did everything right here, to be honest. I suggest anda listen to it. The swearing in it isn't unnecessary; it really brings out emotion and matches the energy of the whole collection.

"Damn papa, anda a rare breed, no comparing and...

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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part II of II)

posted by windwakerguy430

hey there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the populer stuff. If anda haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen film yet, go check that artikel out, cause there’s comparisons anda might miss atau something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)

Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going oleh it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...