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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys cinta flirts.
3. A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are anda doing something?" atau "Have anda eaten already?" are the first usual pertanyaan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - puncak, atas 20 daftar

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, atau to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get anda in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly oleh giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the selanjutnya family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - anda may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin topi and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

mawar are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

mawar are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

mawar are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tampil me your tits

mawar make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda cinta it up the shitter

mawar are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

mawar are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

mawar are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

mawar are shit
Violets are crap
tampil me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

mawar are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down

mawar are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar anda grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something atau someone

3. Go up to a acak person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki acak noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a air mancur run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to anda in public about the...

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10 most stupid pertanyaan people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When anda meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are anda doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t anda try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When anda ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while yang lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi atau Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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When anda see it, you'll shit bricks!

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Source: google

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The 20 Dumbest pertanyaan asked on Yahoo jawaban

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious artikel on pcworld.com
Don't know who the penulis is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's hadiah Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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pedo bear

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" atau "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits selanjutnya to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be lebih imaginative.

I will not bore my boss oleh with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some lebih excuses.

I will do less laundry and use lebih deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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The puncak, atas 10 Spongebob Squarepants Songs! Part 1

posted by deathding

Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The tampil was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids tampil that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The tampil had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favorit parts of the tampil was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...

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A fat fairy princess.

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