seni fantasi

1.His cell phone number (picture this anda are on a tanggal with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to ciuman and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and anda turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...

I bet I know what some of anda are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat atau what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two menit when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod atau laptop for a week if I left it open again. atau when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the selanjutnya table.
Turn around every thirty-seven detik to the people at the selanjutnya meja and ask them if your kursi is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever anda see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their meja and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time anda take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the meja itself; and make sure to make...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

The judul says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off oleh apologizing to like..... The three of anda that probably were membaca this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror film last tahun and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a tahun ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hey there. anda must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, atau bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...