There used to be a jalan, street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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