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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President atau Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a tahun plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

The vodka Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage debat Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status update Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether atau not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, detik of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping gerobak, keranjang and switch the items with stuff from the person selanjutnya to them's gerobak, keranjang
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. pindah "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When anda are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When anda are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When anda are dating..... He takes anda out to have a good time.
When anda are married ....He brings halaman awal a 6 pack, and says "What are anda going to drink?"

When anda are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When anda are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When anda are dating..... A Single tempat tidur for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When anda are married ....A King size tempat tidur feels like an army cot.

When anda are dating..... anda are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, fanpop friends. These are some acak bits of trivia about me.

* I think anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My favorit holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My favorit actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My favorit actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been menulis regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with menulis romantic stories.

* I'm not a fan of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My favorit film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie judul made oleh fighting game fan for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....