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Well this is my first artikel on the link fan Club article. I need to straight my mind oleh saying what I hate loudly and clear!

A Few Fanpoppers Pretending To Be A Character
Well one think I straightly hate are Fanpoppers pretending to be a cartoon character, atau a movie character. I hate it when a Fanpopper just come and goes to a club dinding saying "I'm a *character name* no joke," and then when people ask the user what happen in the story in the end, they'd say "Sorry, *character name* berkata I can't tell.." and just a few days later, disappointed not believed oleh someone just say sorry and say this...

Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes anda look illiterate and lazy. If anda want people to have time in their lives to read something anda posted, anda don't do something anda know anda would hate. To...

1. When anda get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf. 

4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if anda can see his gun. 

6. When he says anda aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him oleh his first name. 

11. Pretend you...

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A api Extinguisher atau Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...