My Little pony Friendship is Magic Princesses

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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces atau twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did anda get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office dapur one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If anda can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If anda can't see Chuck Norris anda may be only detik away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their favorit cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the pantai at midnight.

10. Write poetry for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when anda mean it and make sure they know anda mean it.

13. Give acak gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl anda ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every detik possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....