-Demotivational-

-when anda ask someone for something and they try to annoy anda because they have it and anda don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give anda work anda have to do at halaman awal and anda have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your friends call saying they'll come over and never tampil up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own halaman awal and being controlled oleh your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if anda make one "dirty" atau "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at halaman awal with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in cinta for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really cinta him, but I think that he really does cinta me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL anda MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a acak book I was menulis about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and berkata I could write a book atau something. This is the first chapter, so I'd cinta it if anda could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things anda liked, things that didn't make...

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