Funny Apples

1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde balasa "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond menyeberang, salib the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish anda guys could get your act together. Just yesterday anda take away my license and then today anda expect me to tampil it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the puncak, atas of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken menyeberang, salib the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road atau not. The chicken is either with us atau it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not menyeberang, salib the road with THAT chicken. What do anda mean oleh chicken? Could anda define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road atau the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only menyeberang, salib roads, but...

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Childbirth is the detik most painful thing in the world, right selanjutnya to being burned alive.

You are lebih likely to get struck oleh lightning than to be attacked and killed oleh a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...

1.When someone remembers the things anda say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text anda see is from the person anda cinta <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your hari turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows anda better than anda know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...

Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if anda have just cut your hair short and anda don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for anda :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, atau play around with the badg if anda have them. anda need to be sure that anda want this look, because once you've got it, there is little anda can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...

1. If they want to loan anda money, tell them anda just filed for bankruptcy and anda could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are anda today?" say, "Why do anda want to know?" Alternately, anda can tell them, "I'm so glad anda asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is akting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...