From the internet :)

(1) He spends twenty menit looking at an jeruk, orange jus box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If anda gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(8) He takes a ruler to tempat tidur to see how long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.

(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.

(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.

(14) He takes anda to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.

(15) He got locked in a furniture toko but sleeps on the floor.

(16) He spends time membaca thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!