Everything I need to know, I learned it from Noah's Ark...

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone might ask anda do something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. Remember, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built oleh amateurs; the titanic oleh professionals.

Cheers!