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Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some friends and the api alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the api alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been lebih funny to anda if anda *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop berkata this artikel is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- anda name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there favorit dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sup and prank him.
8. ciuman her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up oleh me. ^ ^
I decided to create a daftar of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", oleh Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", oleh Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", oleh Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", oleh ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", oleh Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", oleh Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", oleh Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", oleh Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", oleh Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", oleh Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", oleh The Runaways
12. "Mother, oleh Danzig
13. "Voodoo", oleh Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", oleh Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", oleh Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", oleh Autograph
17. "I cinta anda Period", oleh Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", oleh Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", oleh Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", oleh Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, anda need it down. anda don't hear us
complaining about anda leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what anda want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable jawaban to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment atau building atau highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the hari and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few menit early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers atau symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read pertanyaan out loud,debate your jawaban with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...
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[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add lebih on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ musik vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours oleh hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking...
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Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." cari for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this daftar is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 menit & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that anda can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...
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