Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off anda aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so anda aren't the one stressed on birth control , anda do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 menit tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell anda at what jam to be halaman awal when anda in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than halaman awal as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If anda get drunk anda are not seen as if anda did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in cinta over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached oleh a stranger on jalan, street wanting your money atau anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy anda can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places anda can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if anda are fat atau not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off anda aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so anda aren't the one stressed on birth control , anda do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 menit tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell anda at what jam to be halaman awal when anda in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than halaman awal as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If anda get drunk anda are not seen as if anda did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in cinta over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached oleh a stranger on jalan, street wanting your money atau anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy anda can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places anda can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if anda are fat atau not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.people excpect anda to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your friends get jelious when anda hang with other people.
3.more people then anda think hate anda and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean populer person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about anda behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put anda with your friends because anda talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but lebih then 90% of them are just hanging out with anda because your popular.
8.If your a populer girl and anda have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling anda a slut.
9.If your a populer boy and anda have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if anda had a good friend and then anda became populer they might stop hanging out with anda because they think there not good enough.
2.Your friends get jelious when anda hang with other people.
3.more people then anda think hate anda and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean populer person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about anda behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put anda with your friends because anda talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but lebih then 90% of them are just hanging out with anda because your popular.
8.If your a populer girl and anda have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling anda a slut.
9.If your a populer boy and anda have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if anda had a good friend and then anda became populer they might stop hanging out with anda because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, atau being a creep, anda will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks anda can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell anda where I fucking live so we can fuck acak strangers.
Stranger: anda like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: anda ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, atau copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell anda where I fucking live so we can fuck acak strangers.
Stranger: anda like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: anda ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, atau copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their food (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said