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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, atau the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of acak blog on the acak fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One hari this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my favorit games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re selanjutnya door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house and locked all the doors. This presented a major problem because not only would I not be able to get inside the house but there was no way my brother would ever open the door, so I was locked out of the house until my mom came home. So me and Joe got the ladder, climbed up into my room through my window, mencuri the flag, and waited for the mad dash out the front door because we expected my brother and his sister to be in the dapur planning. So I snuck downstairs…
To find them in the living room watching SpongeBob.
That was an epic day.
Story time over. So, um… don’t anda hate it how guitars never stay tuned? I just practiced mine and I spent about 10 menit tuning it. Ugh. I really cinta Manga. I actually checked out so many komik jepang buku from the perpustakaan one time that my mom berkata that I could only check out 10 at a time. 10! Do anda know how long it takes me to read 10 komik jepang books? Like, a day! I was soooo mad at her. I’m currently membaca Yu Yu Hakusho and Ceres Celestial Legend. Oh yeah! Today I was at school and I was going through my backpack, and I saw something move, so I checked it out and it was a labah-labah, laba-laba this big: ! spiders are my BIGGEST FEAR EVER so I ran away screaming my lungs out.
Okay. I’m done. I’ll write lebih when I feel like it. (My names Rosie btw.)
posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add lebih on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ musik vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours oleh hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking...
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posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that anda can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tanggal Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do anda realize how crazy and gross a lot of fan are???? Here is a gross artikel about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached oleh “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." cari for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this daftar is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 menit & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that anda can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...
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posted by Bluekait
Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

anda never lived in the streets though anda wish anda had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If anda need help atau another example for a better understanding, let me know.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Langley, West Virginia.

Commander Kane: *Walks up to Ted* How are the new watches coming out?
Ted: I think you'll be pleased with the work me, and Mabel did. oleh the way, how's Johnny doing?
Commander Kane: We found a replacement who's willing to use his name to protect his identity.

Sundsvall Sweden. Johnny Lightning was driving south on the Sundsvallbron. A bridge that was part of the E4 highway. His car was a shiny silver Alfa Romeo.

Johnny: *Smiling as he looks at himself in the rear view mirror. He then sees a red Nissan close to him*

The red car overtook him, and a black man pointed a MP7 at...
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 Yes anda are.
Yes you are.
Good hari everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this artikel after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.


Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively anda going nowhere in progress you'll only sink lebih and lebih into depression.


Even if anda feel anda couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go meneruskan, ke depan without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let anda down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a...
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When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept menulis reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One bintang is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...
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Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed oleh the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Well, that's an interesting transition.
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