1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.
2. When they say, "What are anda doing?", say, "What are anda doing?" (emphasize the YOU)
3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the dipan, sofa until anda give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)
4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"
5. When they tell anda it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the selanjutnya room, and laugh, atau pretend to gag.
6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."
7. WHEN THEY COME halaman awal FROM WORK: Ask them about their day. When they start talking, interrupt them and say, "You know, I really don't care." Start telling them about your day.
8. AFTER THEY CLEAN THE TOILETS: Say, "Oh, good. anda cleaned the toilets, cuz I had a HUGE kacang burrito right now!"
9. ON CHRISTMAS: Ask them their least favorit color. Then say, "Oh, because I bought anda a whole new wardrobe that color!"
10. WHEN THEY'RE REMODELING THEIR ROOM: Walk in and say, "You're not actually painting it this color, are you?"
2. When they say, "What are anda doing?", say, "What are anda doing?" (emphasize the YOU)
3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the dipan, sofa until anda give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)
4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"
5. When they tell anda it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the selanjutnya room, and laugh, atau pretend to gag.
6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."
7. WHEN THEY COME halaman awal FROM WORK: Ask them about their day. When they start talking, interrupt them and say, "You know, I really don't care." Start telling them about your day.
8. AFTER THEY CLEAN THE TOILETS: Say, "Oh, good. anda cleaned the toilets, cuz I had a HUGE kacang burrito right now!"
9. ON CHRISTMAS: Ask them their least favorit color. Then say, "Oh, because I bought anda a whole new wardrobe that color!"
10. WHEN THEY'RE REMODELING THEIR ROOM: Walk in and say, "You're not actually painting it this color, are you?"
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see anda again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I berkata YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do anda mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the tampil today! BYE! I HOPE anda ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the puncak, atas of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beruang and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. anda hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as anda can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say anda were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a acak person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive anda cheated on me with that whore" and point to a acak girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If anda are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If anda are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz atau dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beruang and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. anda hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as anda can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say anda were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a acak person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive anda cheated on me with that whore" and point to a acak girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If anda are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If anda are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz atau dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the selanjutnya week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told anda I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell anda again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can anda tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the selanjutnya week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told anda I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell anda again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can anda tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because anda cinta someone else doesn't mean anda have to break one lebih heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how anda look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, anda can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if anda dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who anda want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when anda can enjoy being who anda are.
-Alana
if anda let yourself down, anda let everyone behind anda down.
-Alana
your first cinta will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because anda cinta someone else doesn't mean anda have to break one lebih heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how anda look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, anda can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if anda dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who anda want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when anda can enjoy being who anda are.
-Alana
if anda let yourself down, anda let everyone behind anda down.
-Alana
your first cinta will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana