acak Article: saran for guys :P (because they REALLY need it)!!!!!

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saran for guys :P (because they REALLY need it)!!!!!

posted by teamsalvatore98

1.we hate it when anda grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when anda cheat,we hate anda and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like anda understand PMS,because anda dont.So stop akting like it.

4.when anda stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and anda get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So anda may as well stfu.

5.when anda flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if anda arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like anda dont care.We want anda to fight for us.

7.Stare at our boobs,you might just get smacked.(so i wouldnt)

8.When anda are creepy,(ex:a guy i went to school with always acted like a total stalker,then one hari he was "Emma,will anda go out with me???"and i was like"......hell no....creeper..")we asume that anda are a total pervert and will not want to be around you.

9.unless anda have something nice to say,dont say anything at all.period.

10.we dont like to be called sexy atau hot.some of us may.but dont try it.

11.call us fat,run for your fucking life.

12.say anda cinta us,and mean it!!
if anda dont mean it,we get really sad.so,if its not true,dont say it.

13.if we hink youre the one,we will most likely tell you.

that is it!!!! sorry its not that long :P (and ps:you guys really DO need some advice)

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 7 others like this

thespikedturtle We don't REALLY need it. I've never been in a relationship, never been in love, don't flirt, and I don't call girls fat. So none of your advice even refers to me, and I'm a guy!

springely ^Same thing you said, I'm a guy too, and I don't flirt or call ppl fat.

thespikedturtle Thanks for agreeing :)

teamsalvatore98 fine rephrase "a lot of guys need it"

thespikedturtle Better.

jedigal1990 great article so true lol

MileySelena982 Oh, so so SO true

opalrose so true

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Bluestar208 lolz sooo true

Monrose 1. So I am a whore because I like it when hot men grab my ass? Well, hun, you're a bitch, which one is worse? 2. Leave that 'we'-thing out of this. I don't care, I think it's rather stupid that people stick to ONE person. I don't know about you, but I'm no penguin. 3. PMS is nothing. So we feel a little angry, so what? At least your dude TRIES to understand, what the hell do you expect? 4.when you stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and you get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So you may as well stfu. <- That one is agreeable. 5.Flirting is innocent. You really wanna marry every god damn man who flirts with you? That's desperate. 6.So now you want him to CARE? What the hell happened to the jelaous-thing?? 7. Why can't the man stare at our boobs? That's why we have them! 8. Come on... Who doesn't like stalkers?! 9. Uhhh... Ever heard about constructive criticism? Maybe you need to improve something, but you haven't got the guts to hear it from somebody else? 10. Hell, I love it. 11. If a guy calls you fat, maybe you should try a diet? (I recommend the carbo-diet.) 12.Well, don't say it at all. I don't know about you, but I'll laugh at them. 13. 'The one'... How... cute...

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My Problem On FB Can Anyone help? part2

posted by ZacharyWhite

ok.. So I know the part1 was hilarious for MOST of anda guys, but it's ok... But I'm still a little freaked out, cuz it's like I don't wanna unfriend/block the fangirl cuz it's kinda rude for me... So I didn't. Anywaysss... Here's part two of our conv.

(I logged in... and suddenly..)
Fangirl: Heeyyy!!! Zack :D why did anda logged out last time, aaww I felt bad :"< but it's ok cuz you're back now :D
Me: ...yeAh, "nice" seeing anda again too... I guess?
Fangirl: Aww hihi, so ok back to what I berkata last time.. So the time when we'll get married, we're gonna have kiddieess!! :D
Me: K-k-kiddies?? ._....

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STOP TPP! COME ON! SIGN AND SPREAD THE WORD!

posted by MisterH

Copy and pasted from: link

THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE!

I really mean it! What would anda be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would anda be able to do if menulis fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would anda do if it's illegal to do a cover of your favorit song on YouTube? What would anda do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would anda do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet from getting killed oleh SOPA/TPP!...

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'Murrica, I cinta ya.

posted by tamore

ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere

I fucking cinta America.

Yeah, that’s right, I cinta it. In a time when it’s oh so trendy to hate society and all this country’s flaws, I cinta the United States of America.

And yes, I do acknowledge the flaws. It does suck that there’s still widespread racism and sexism and it sucks that same-sex marriage isn’t nationally recognized. (It also sucks that marijuana isn’t legal everywhere but ya know, I can let that go.)

I cinta America because I’m free. I cinta America because I’m free to cinta it atau I’m free to hate it. I can choose. I can voice my opinions.

I cinta that it can be funny...